Evo @ 11

Audio pro Mike Hayden joins us in the studio. Usually on the other side of the mic, but what the hell. He did The Virgin Murders, an indie film.

Choice Bits

• Those credits are fucked up

• Wednesday doesn’t have two Ss
• Shall I take notes?
• Godsdamned geography-cast, again!
• It was either the best corndog I’ve ever had, or the worst lobster tail I’ve ever had
• Fried edamame?
• Just FYI: not fascinating audio
• I’m the only one he gave a reach around to
• Why does anybody want to listen to us?
• Close, but only a limp cigar
• Mom! Don’t talk with your mouth full
• It’s really hard to get sexual when your 2-year-old-granddaughter is 3′ away
• We had incredible adventuresome sex, and now I have more equipment
• That’s a long-distance booty call right there
• “For $0.50 more, he could have been your father…”
• Hell no he doesn’t want children — any more
• Same judge that married the dad put the son in jail
• Point me to the nearest cannabis cafe
• This is the 3rd time we’ve had this fucking conversation

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No Sheila! But left wing nut job Dani Cutler fills in for her, bringing half of her family along — Valina and her beau Allen.

Choice Bits

• I didn’t get you pregnant
• Instead of an “APPLAUSE” light, you need a “DOUCHE” light
• Next time you wanna make a sales pitch: space uniform
• You’re not my favorite
• You surely recognize you cannot compress time
• Sign up to present at Ignite Phoenix 5
• I’m now banned from Social Media Club
• Maybe you should moon them?
• Hewn vs felled
• Should I stop being good?
• Bribery kind of invalidates the transaction
• We need an androgynous dyke for this position
• So you’re a tracer?
• Evo says you are a prostitute
• Let’s let him not fuck that up
• Fucktard is getting married on Monday
• Can you drink while you are ice skating?

Podcast: Download (Duration: 30:49 — 28.3MB)

Recorded on my birthday. What did you get me?

Choice Bits

• Math is hard

• Apologies for last week’s show.
• You fucked my day completely
• I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
• I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
• I look like Nappy Dan
• They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
• Into the Dark
• I plan on showing my ass again
• If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
• Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
• I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
• Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
• That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
• Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
• She’s a pussy-enabler

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Debbie comes up with the best show titles. Just the three of us. Building big castles in the sky.

Choice Bits

• When committing a crime and/or having sex: do not film yourself.
• It’s not like they fucked the pig that made the pepperoni
• Sex with the Pig in the City
• Get off my lawn!
• Mur Lafferty’s inside story access to War – > heavennovel.com
• Are you a monkey fucking, hit every room and every piece of the furniture person?
• Oh there’s a candle involved all right
• It’s white shit that gets smeared on bread
• When did the Depends come in?
• The wand of Double Penetration
• Come to Podcamp AZ – November 14th & 15th. It’s free. You’ll have fun.
• Michael Vick as spokesman for Humane Society? Will Dick Cheney as spokesman for Amnesty International be next?
• I’m not any kind of model
• Could George Hrab rape a dog?

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I don’t think you can write explicit large enough to describe this new opening. Holy cow.

Get three SF geeks in a room and give two of them beer, and this is what happens.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week.
• Spot the Cannabis Leaf
• Ejaculate and ejaculate are spelled the same, yet pronounced differently
• I think I just made that word up, too
• Oh my god this is some nasty shit!
• We’re just gonna drink more of this shit and just get stupid drunk after about 3 more drinks
• It coats, soothes and relieves
• Is there a backwards-talking midget?
• You’re not Jonathan Coulton
• But they both end in “illion”
• 10^+5th, 10^-5th… whatever.
• The difference is more than you can conceive in your tiny little ape-brain
• If Hera is mitochondrial Eve, we should all have a little Centurion brain in us
• I don’t have all the factoids up my ass
• I think humans came from another planet
• That ball-and-socket joint was built by god
• Go in the past and bugger Ben
• I have been trying my best to warp myself
• I’m pretty sure your kids are all from different dads.
• Special show next week for Joe

Podcast: Download (Duration: 37:58 — 34.8MB)

This show is way to jumpy for detailed show notes. So deal with the choice bits and keywords for the most part. We do put a wrap on Tyler’s question You must hang out for the ending! Thanks, Brad P from N.J. for the new one!

Promo for Love Long and Prosper. Sounds like a threesome between Dan, CJ and Jack.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week. P.G. was late. That’ll teach him

• Evo fucked up in front of 300+ people
• I like my women cheap and dirty when they are wearing makeup.
• And this may be a sign that I’m an alcoholic
• You are actually much better at submission than I am
• I don’t want to be cute, I want to be laid
• You just let her spray something in your mouth?
• Not furries, because furries are nasty
• Think how much Jesus hates you right now
• You’d be able to figure this out quicker if you stopped drinking all the time
• Get off my lawn!
• One deep dicking and she switches right back
• If only I had a shorter cock

Podcast: Download (Duration: 25:23 — 23.2MB)

Jeff Moriarty is here to make us all laugh and pimp Ignite Phoenix. Which is coming very soon! And Debbie sneaks in a promo for The Adventures of Indiana Jim.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week, which you’ll now as P.G. recaps

• Why the fuck don’t people listen to me?
• Even inanimate objects aren’t listening to you
• I think they feel bad because it got hit by a cement truck
• It doesn’t hurt that you’re really cute, too
• I don’t swear near enough to get on that motherfucking site
• “SEO” and “ebook” should be profanity on Twitter
• You’re such an evohole
• Wristwatch has “twat” in the middle
• Let me Google that for you
• He looks really uncomfortable with her hand up his ass
• When the cops stop you, don’t argue & don’t spit on them

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