Posts tagged “How to Succeed in Evil”.

Evoat11 40 – Live from Balticon

Recorded live at Balticon! With Patrick E. McLean, a bottle of Macallan 12-year-old scotch, Bill DeSmedt, Sheila Dee and P.G. Holyfield. It’s long. It’s wild. Kinda like me.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week’s show

  • But there will be no fellatio
  • I jotted down show notes, but I’m not too sure I can read them
  • Ding
  • Evo ate a baby on the plane
  • What strange shit can you say right now?
  • Is there a chemist in the room?
  • You may put your mouth all over my scotch
  • Now I’m just the fucking errand boy
  • Tommy Chong’s Waffle House
  • I’m a dick
  • Phil Rossi was banned from this show two years ago
  • It means “nice ass” in Lat
  • “How are you living a little”
  • I wanna fuck you like a chemist
  • I can’t deal with anything that ends in “Z”. Like the alphabet?
  • The opposite of ding sounds racist, so I’m not gonna say it
  • Shut up, it’s my show
  • I’m sorry, four and five didn’t make it
  • The good news is; I don’t care
  • Holy shit I need some more field scotch
  • Science Thriction?
  • Just looking for a reason to hate
  • But now the bitch cleans
  • Has anyone in the audience done an alcohol enema?
  • Ding.

Evoat11 17 – A is for A Real Girl

Summary

    A. Kovacs hangs with us, bringing back memories of my trying to control these three chicks (and more) at Dragon*Con. She’s just started podcasting over at Skepchick.org. Nice and fresh. Get the show now before it gets better! Drinking skeptic chicks. What could be better?

    Debbie snuck in a promos for Nobilis Erotica. Give her the power to enginer and edit, she’s gonna take it.

Choice Bits

  • P.G. and what he learned on last week’s show

  • We started drinking at 4:00 this afternoon
  • We’ll get back to “naughty”
  • I’m relatively certain we don’t have permafrost in Arizona
  • You know… my sister’s a glass blower
  • I’m going to have to go down to the lobby and have someone unlace me.
  • I’m the bitch, she’s the hun
  • I know all about your kinks
  • How about I give her a staple gun in the calf?
  • Get tangled in the sheets and crack your head on the headboard
  • It’s so creepy and frackin’ cool at the same time
  • Debbie just came
  • It’s amazing what they can do when they can take their dentures out
  • Would you dry and fluff Kurt Russell
  • It would suck to be a 90 year old duck
  • What wouldn’t be better with Wesley Crusher?
  • The power to bring back your virginity
  • Sauce is the magic sauce

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