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Evoat11 32 – Joe’s Midget Porn Circus

On April 1 2007, we lost someone very close to us. Joe Murphy. This show is in his honor. I think he would have liked it. We try not to get too sappy and weepy. Charlie the Beer Guy and Dan Shaurette join us live, with Jack Mangan — quite literally — phoning it in.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies from last week. I blame Debbie.
  • They had that nasty “root beer” flavor
  • Why did you have to drink warm, flat ginger ale?
  • Your mother was… an idiot
  • Joe had the taste buds of a six-year-old
  • Tell us your midget porn story
  • We could corner the market on circus midget porn
  • MidgetPornCircus.com. Free plug!
  • I’m sorry… you have the clap?
  • Don’t be a pussy
  • I want to see you shotgun a Strongbow
  • Being a world-class black belt complainer…
  • You’ll find me under “Father Cock Daddy”
  • All that porn…
  • Mason Rocket by Beatnik Turtle takes us out. We all miss Joe. And we’ll do this again next year.

Evoat11 18 – Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow Was Innocent!

Summary

    Keith Garner joins us from the blustery north country of Chicago. And we talk all over the damned place, so it’s another one of the “just read the Choice Bits and Keywords” shows.

    Debbie snuck in a promo for The Seanachai. I love Patrick’s show, so I’ll not bitch too much.

Choice Bits

  • P.G. tells you what he learned on last week’s show.

  • Fuck balance when you’re drinking an IPA
  • Why isn’t every one in Phoenix skinny?
  • She’s really good about closing the barn door since the horse escaped
  • Who the hell is Ms. O’Leary?
  • I want to be the hog butcher to the world
  • I almost got run over by Roger Ebert once
  • The last one that quit me was because of something I said to Evo
  • Bang your wife for seven days straight
  • Banging is what I would like to do, but he would like to promote intimacy
  • He’s sleeping with your daughter, so he just wants to see where it came from
  • You see how shitty of a job I’m doing
  • My daughter would be terrified of you
  • Evo & Debbie said it sucked, so we fixed it
  • He is awesomely sarcastic
  • That’s not an addiction, that’s an enjoyment
  • Next week’s show will be all about dropping off teenagers
  • I almost did it, but I said “Wait… I have a penis”
  • I was trying to end the fucking show!