Evo @ 11

Evo continues his campaign to have Sprint give him a new HTC EVO™ 4G phone and Candis tells her Vegas story.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show being so forgettable
• Evo wants Sprint to send him the new HTC EVO, gratis. If you want to help you can favorite/share his YouTube Video, share his Blog Post, or retweet his Tweet about it.
• Candis tells us about her recent adventures in Vegas
• Evo’s surgery update
• Overheated at the Ren Fair
• We’re not good chaperons
• You must have patience and a sense of humor when fucking an asthmatic
• Why call sex phone lines when you have the Internet?
• Who wants to go dancing?
• Various Friday Night plans
• Twestival!
• ImprovAZ and the body in my trunk
• This podcast is obscene. And fun. But mostly obscene.

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You already know this show tends to be offensive. Well this episode is even more so. As in, really offensive. This is the social media bitch show, and then it sort of spirals out of control. You have been warned.

Where the hell did we get a voicemail from? Where did Brad P. from NJ leave this call? We don’t have a voice mail line! I’m hella confused.

Promo for Love Long and Prosper

Choice Bits

• If it’s not a small dog, someone died on it

• One thing: shut the fuck up.
• I do believe you’ve finally hit an eleven
• 120 is the new 140
• What the fuck are you people following me for?
• Oh, by the way: Satan is my lord
• God-awful cinnamon cakes?
• Why are you following me, you stupid bitch?
• That wasn’t very Xian of you
• Can we follow the thread? It’s not that gods damned hard…
• Fucking Jack Mangan…
• I’m not talking about “The Lesbian Issue”
• Tyler said it with a penis, and that was the problem
• I can’t even tuck my tits back in there
• You put the “tart” in Tartan, Debbie
• If you want to go back and offend the lesbians, knock yourselves out
• Are you only offensive if you are trying to be offensive?
• You don’t go rip her a new asshole. You know why? She’s going to die.
• I often try to be offensive
• And we can’t call them “lickalottapus”
• I’m not sure I’m renewing your contract
• Fuck off, shithead

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Chuck Reynolds joins us again. Not gonna lie to you… it’s a rather tame show for us. Debbie sneaks in a promo for Geek Radio Daily and whips up a new intro for the show!

Choice Bits

• P.G. recaps last week’s episode. That was some funny shit!

• When you get fired from McDonalds, where do you go?
• Debbie goes to the drug store to get candy
• There are needy kids in Africa that need a vest.
• That’s tree chicken and turtle soup
• I found a butt in the trash can fucker; here’s my snake
• We’re putting the clamp-et down on that one
• It’s not even scary to walk around Mexico at night anymore
• Only when we almost got arrested

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Summary

After returning from the New Media Expo, we are joined by Twitter all-star Chuck Reynolds to hear his experiences with hookers in Vegas. No, really. That’s all we talked about. Chuck was here.

Choice Bits

• Boobs hanging out doesn’t attract the younger guy? Chuck?
• You. Hooker. Come here.
• If it was cheap and she was really good…
• I’m only going to pay for it if I can’t get it myself.
• All my Vegas trips are similar.
• ‘Tricks are for kids’ = ‘Hey bitch motherfucker let’s fight’.
• Most of them look like hobbits.

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