Evo @ 11

Wow, show 60! So Jack Mangan is here to hang out. We talk about PodcampAZ and recap HallowEvo*Con.

Choice Bits

• Hey y’all!
• Inflammable, flammable, whatever.
• Apologies…
• PodcampAZ is this weekend, finally!
• You talk pretty-pretty nice and make nice-nice with public.
• Happy Birthday for GirlChild.
• Jack’s music plans.
• Evo is the poster child of podtaint.
• What is our 2010 outlook, the year of me? My year of me, your year of you, etc.
• Might make a quick trip to Florida for a rescue mission.
• I was pissed at Evo but I can’t be more specific as to why.
• HallowEvo*Con recap.
• I don’t know why Evo’s so insistent we say conCOCKshun when it was BLUE!
• Who won the nipple contest?
• Candy or Death!
• Hazmat Harry working at the grocery store.
• Bringing NJ all the way home from college just for the family photo.
• Next up: New Year’s Eve Party!

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I’m beginning to see why Evo dumped his show notes chore on me. Just when you think, “there, it’s all uploaded” you realize you still have another hour’s worth of work to do. Y’all better appreciate this shit.

Choice Bits

• Bitching about the weather.
• My pool is heated.
• That really was an ugly shirt.
• The Lame Couch. Gee, I think it makes us funnier.
• We stream on Ustream if you want to watch us record. Though we don’t really have a schedule anymore, watch Evo’s twitter feed for a heads-up.
• She doesn’t want everything in her life to be show prep!
• Costumes are ready.
• I don’t want to talk about my shoe size, but we discuss every other number.
• Evo is delusional about the man in the mirror.
• Some stuff about a local restaurant and food and drinks and some golf shirt from Bob Bitchin.
• Peace porridge hot, peace porridge cold.
• Pretending to play golf makes you look like a dorshbag.
• Hot Cherry Bendover.
• I want to run away from home.
• If you want to slap someone, Evo’s your man.
• Tito/Jermaine/Randy/One of the not-dead Jackson 5.
• Law Abiding Citizen and Where the Wild Things Are.
• It’s been determined that Sheila is indeed a girl.
• Evo wants you to take this survey, so (please) go here:
  http://www.takethesurvey.com/wizzard
• There needs to be a Shake Weight for Midgets next.
• Annoying repeated blurbs on podiobooks.
• Aha! A job for someone besides me!
• Chicken Scissors.
• We’ll be recording again Friday night, and Ustreaming HallowEvo.con
• Oh yeah, costumes are required for HallowEvo.con.

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Evo dragged in his new friend Joe Holt. I’m thinking there might be a bit of a man crush there, I don’t know.

Choice Bits

• This week’s show brought to you by Shake Weight.
• We discover Joe is a noob to podcasting.
• Where you are admonished to go back and look at last week’s show notes and follow the frikkin’ directions.
• S. E. (not X) O.  There will be a prize, I just haven’t decided what yet.
• Evo spilled most of the bottle before the show. You missed it.
• Do you keep urine in your refrigerator?
• Sheila’s flying high on espresso and pizza.
• Sliced. Might be interesting.
• Hob Nobs? Scob Nobs? More Knob than Hob.
• Clove, hash, mish mash.
• Where we get all political about Polanski and extradition and awards and shit.
• Where we gush on and on about Nathan Lowell and his new book Captain’s Share on podiobooks.com.
• Where we discuss memories of our high school musical days.
• Where we touch on the whole alcohol and cereal thing again.
• Costume decisions for HallowEvo Con. Amish Zombie Leprechaun? Toddler Tart?  Burka Bondage Combos?
• Call her Mrs. Terra.
• You’d think NJ would be immune to embarrassment after being raised by these two.
• Where we run down all the Google shits under the keyword Evo.
• Show’s over.
• Happy Unanniversary to me, Happy Birthday to my Granddaughter.
• Hank the Tooth Circus Midget. Someone make a cartoon of that.
• Show’s over.
• Chat room notes, Joe’s a lightweight drinker, musical accompaniment.
• Apologies for last week.
• Show’s over.
• Send feedback. More musical accompaniment. No smoking.
• Show’s over, for real. Evo has left the building.

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Today’s drinking game – take a drink every time someone says chicken and/or waffles. If you make it through to the end, leave us a comment with your guess of total mentions. Winner gets a

Choice Bits

• Are you still listening?
• Unguided Missile of Debauchery
• Apologies for last week.
• Evo’s chicken and waffles orgasm.
• MALT vinegar, not regular white vinegar
• Lazy-anna hot sauce.
• Whip out a flask of malt vinegar
• Zoo debacle
• I want my no money back
• Lame Evo Line
• Little Jackie Mangan finally arrives
• Bitch!
• Evo’s sound effect is Evo screaming MotherFucker! Oh wait, there’s an actual and appropriate sound effect.
• Rocky Horrible recap.
• Geriatric Rocky Horror at Evo’s.
• Funny how we all think Evo’s a sub except him.
• A dentisht who ishn’t effective.
• Cigarette packs in Canada are labeled more obnoxiously than ours.
• Loving family photos vs child porn.
• Heroes fail and it’s Jack’s fault.
• BSG flashed during the Emmy Awards.
• Boston Legal is a drama?
• Apologies to retarded people.
• Restart of the chicken and waffles conversation.
• Women are from Evil, men are from Jackass.
• #dwts = do what they say.
• They built a bar in the basement, use at your own risk.
• Poor Marshall, we just use you for your physical talents.
• “Don’t break my fuckin’ pole.”
• Family friendly strip club where pole proximity is important.
• Fit to Strip by Carmen Electra?
• I’m a nutritionist’s nightmare.
• We’ll plan a Beer and Cereal episode with Charlie the Beer_Guy NOT Charlie the Unicorn!
• HallowEvo food theme suggestions.
• Call Jack’s voice mail line for a change.

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Actually, considering our first one went out July 23rd, 2008 it’s way past our Anniversary show. But we didn’t really make a public announcement until Dragon*Con 2008 though so we consider that our starting date. Sort of. Whatever. So in celebration we have a new avatar. Yeah Evo’s real excited too.

Our guest is Arioch Morningstar (seriously, that sounds like a romance novel name, right?) who improves most of Scott Sigler’s recordings. Yay Arioch! I’ll bet he still had to pay for his copy of The Rookie.

Choice Bits

• Scott Sigler is a techtard.
• How much audio editing do you really have to do for Scott? No answer.
• “Again, not prepared for your own show.”
• Do you need a fresh bowl?
• She doesn’t sweat, she glows. She doesn’t splash, she flows.
• I should design toilets.
• “What would be the appropriate soundtrack to piss to?”
• A really bad barnyard joke, which leads to…
• Pigs orgasm for three hours.
• “Now we have another not to raise pigs in our bathtub.”
• IKEA!
• Lizard vs. Iguana. Iguana vs. snakes.
• I guess I could make it easier to find the archives here.
• Hey, it’s our Anniversary Show!
• Evo will NOT do the show if I’m not here to do the dirty work.
• Yet he’ll do the dirty lawn work at home now. Go figure.
• “If you’re an ex-hippie and she’s a quasi-hippie…”
• Tepiary, Topiary
• We should bring him in and wax him.
• There is no way to determine what goes viral but you should have known about People of  WalMart.
• Shake Weight, let me share:

• Men don’t have arm flaps due to their excessive masturbating.
• Sheila takes a Milky Way Martini to a restaurant for the owner to try. Isn’t she nice?
• While everyone is at Dragon*Con, we have DiscWorld here and multiple Deadpan meetups.
• OU Football season starts this weekend.
• Sheila found at least one Santiago!
• Evo is a deaf-tard.
• HallowEvo Con is on Halloween-O.
• “I’m guessing this means you bitches are serious about this.”

http://media.podiobooks.com/evoat11/EVO050.2009.09.02.mp3

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