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Evo @ 11 Show 53 – Chicken and Waffles

Today’s drinking game – take a drink every time someone says chicken and/or waffles. If you make it through to the end, leave us a comment with your guess of total mentions. Winner gets a

Choice Bits

  • Are you still listening?
  • Unguided Missile of Debauchery
  • Apologies for last week.
  • Evo’s chicken and waffles orgasm.
  • MALT vinegar, not regular white vinegar
  • Lazy-anna hot sauce.
  • Whip out a flask of malt vinegar
  • Zoo debacle
  • I want my no money back
  • Lame Evo Line
  • Little Jackie Mangan finally arrives
  • Bitch!
  • Evo’s sound effect is Evo screaming MotherFucker! Oh wait, there’s an actual and appropriate sound effect.
  • Rocky Horrible recap.
  • Geriatric Rocky Horror at Evo’s.
  • Funny how we all think Evo’s a sub except him.
  • A dentisht who ishn’t effective.
  • Cigarette packs in Canada are labeled more obnoxiously than ours.
  • Loving family photos vs child porn.
  • Heroes fail and it’s Jack’s fault.
  • BSG flashed during the Emmy Awards.
  • Boston Legal is a drama?
  • Apologies to retarded people.
  • Restart of the chicken and waffles conversation.
  • Women are from Evil, men are from Jackass.
  • #dwts = do what they say.
  • They built a bar in the basement, use at your own risk.
  • Poor Marshall, we just use you for your physical talents.
  • “Don’t break my fuckin’ pole.”
  • Family friendly strip club where pole proximity is important.
  • Fit to Strip by Carmen Electra?
  • I’m a nutritionist’s nightmare.
  • We’ll plan a Beer and Cereal episode with Charlie the Beer_Guy NOT Charlie the Unicorn!
  • HallowEvo food theme suggestions.
  • Call Jack’s voice mail line for a change.

Evoat11 31 – Speaking of Beer Goes Hardcore

I don’t think you can write explicit large enough to describe this new opening. Holy cow.

Sheila is out for this show, but Charlie the Beer Guy brings in a great beer for me to test. And it’s fan-fucking-tastic. Oh, and the damned show goes too long. I blame it on the beer. And we bitch about your inability to understand large numbers. Oh, and the Battlestar finale in a totally spoiler-free fashion. Trust me. Then Debbie goes a little hoo hoo on us for a bit, which we politely ignore. Then on to Lost. Maybe some Heroes…

Get three SF geeks in a room and give two of them beer, and this is what happens.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week.
  • Spot the Cannabis Leaf
  • Ejaculate and ejaculate are spelled the same, yet pronounced differently
  • I think I just made that word up, too
  • Oh my god this is some nasty shit!
  • We’re just gonna drink more of this shit and just get stupid drunk after about 3 more drinks
  • It coats, soothes and relieves
  • Is there a backwards-talking midget?
  • You’re not Jonathan Coulton
  • But they both end in “illion”
  • 10^+5th, 10^-5th… whatever.
  • The difference is more than you can conceive in your tiny little ape-brain
  • If Hera is mitochondrial Eve, we should all have a little Centurion brain in us
  • I don’t have all the factoids up my ass
  • I think humans came from another planet
  • That ball-and-socket joint was built by god
  • Go in the past and bugger Ben
  • I have been trying my best to warp myself
  • I’m pretty sure your kids are all from different dads.
  • Special show next week for Joe