Another new intro for Debbie! Me thinks she’s digging this engineering stuff. Sweet! She’s available for hire.
Promo for Skepticality
Promo for Balticon
Did you know we’re live on Ustream.tv each week? Yep. Wednesdays. 5:30-ish Phoenix time.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week’s show.
I fucked up last week’s show.
Some bullshit brain event of Derek’s
Earth Day — the one day a year when you actually recycle
I have a thing for crunchy, earthy, granola chicks
That goes against the Convenience Arrow
I want a fucking piece of gum, not an archaeological dig
That’s not me being a selfish prick
This is the least offensive episode ever
It’s not a moo moo
If you wanna walk around buck naked…
They have the best Goodwill ever in Hawaii
Duct tape her to the mattress and she won’t roll off
Maybe the child is just… retarded?
Shit solidly together
You useless bitch
Her name is Venus Skywalker?
She’s a truck stop tripper
What the fuck does e plurbis unum mean?
Give me your dollar and I will give you a nice shiny nickel
I don’t do vampires
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I don’t think you can write explicit large enough to describe this new opening. Holy cow.
Sheila is out for this show, but Charlie the Beer Guy brings in a great beer for me to test. And it’s fan-fucking-tastic. Oh, and the damned show goes too long. I blame it on the beer. And we bitch about your inability to understand large numbers. Oh, and the Battlestar finale in a totally spoiler-free fashion. Trust me. Then Debbie goes a little hoo hoo on us for a bit, which we politely ignore. Then on to Lost. Maybe some Heroes…
Get three SF geeks in a room and give two of them beer, and this is what happens.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week.
Spot the Cannabis Leaf
Ejaculate and ejaculate are spelled the same, yet pronounced differently
I think I just made that word up, too
Oh my god this is some nasty shit!
We’re just gonna drink more of this shit and just get stupid drunk after about 3 more drinks
It coats, soothes and relieves
Is there a backwards-talking midget?
You’re not Jonathan Coulton
But they both end in “illion”
10^+5th, 10^-5th… whatever.
The difference is more than you can conceive in your tiny little ape-brain
If Hera is mitochondrial Eve, we should all have a little Centurion brain in us
I don’t have all the factoids up my ass
I think humans came from another planet
That ball-and-socket joint was built by god
Go in the past and bugger Ben
I have been trying my best to warp myself
I’m pretty sure your kids are all from different dads.
Special show next week for Joe
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You already know this show tends to be offensive. Well this episode is even more so. As in, really offensive. This is the social media bitch show, and then it sort of spirals out of control. You have been warned.
Where the hell did we get a voicemail from? Where did Brad P. from NJ leave this call? We don’t have a voice mail line! I’m hella confused.
Promo for Love Long and Prosper
Choice Bits
If it’s not a small dog, someone died on it
One thing: shut the fuck up.
I do believe you’ve finally hit an eleven
120 is the new 140
What the fuck are you people following me for?
Oh, by the way: Satan is my lord
God-awful cinnamon cakes?
Why are you following me, you stupid bitch?
That wasn’t very Xian of you
Can we follow the thread? It’s not that gods damned hard…
Fucking Jack Mangan…
I’m not talking about “The Lesbian Issue”
Tyler said it with a penis, and that was the problem
I can’t even tuck my tits back in there
You put the “tart” in Tartan, Debbie
If you want to go back and offend the lesbians, knock yourselves out
Are you only offensive if you are trying to be offensive?
You don’t go rip her a new asshole. You know why? She’s going to die.
I often try to be offensive
And we can’t call them “lickalottapus”
I’m not sure I’m renewing your contract
Fuck off, shithead
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