Evo @ 11

Actually, considering our first one went out July 23rd, 2008 it’s way past our Anniversary show. But we didn’t really make a public announcement until Dragon*Con 2008 though so we consider that our starting date. Sort of. Whatever. So in celebration we have a new avatar. Yeah Evo’s real excited too.

Our guest is Arioch Morningstar (seriously, that sounds like a romance novel name, right?) who improves most of Scott Sigler’s recordings. Yay Arioch! I’ll bet he still had to pay for his copy of The Rookie.

Choice Bits

• Scott Sigler is a techtard.
• How much audio editing do you really have to do for Scott? No answer.
• “Again, not prepared for your own show.”
• Do you need a fresh bowl?
• She doesn’t sweat, she glows. She doesn’t splash, she flows.
• I should design toilets.
• “What would be the appropriate soundtrack to piss to?”
• A really bad barnyard joke, which leads to…
• Pigs orgasm for three hours.
• “Now we have another not to raise pigs in our bathtub.”
• IKEA!
• Lizard vs. Iguana. Iguana vs. snakes.
• I guess I could make it easier to find the archives here.
• Hey, it’s our Anniversary Show!
• Evo will NOT do the show if I’m not here to do the dirty work.
• Yet he’ll do the dirty lawn work at home now. Go figure.
• “If you’re an ex-hippie and she’s a quasi-hippie…”
• Tepiary, Topiary
• We should bring him in and wax him.
• There is no way to determine what goes viral but you should have known about People of  WalMart.
• Shake Weight, let me share:

• Men don’t have arm flaps due to their excessive masturbating.
• Sheila takes a Milky Way Martini to a restaurant for the owner to try. Isn’t she nice?
• While everyone is at Dragon*Con, we have DiscWorld here and multiple Deadpan meetups.
• OU Football season starts this weekend.
• Sheila found at least one Santiago!
• Evo is a deaf-tard.
• HallowEvo Con is on Halloween-O.
• “I’m guessing this means you bitches are serious about this.”

http://media.podiobooks.com/evoat11/EVO050.2009.09.02.mp3

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