Evo @ 11

Wherein we talk about our recent vacations and some of the interesting and funny stuff that happened. Sure wish we had more time but I forgot to bring the good memory card.

Choice Bits

• Evo shows you right away that he’s out of practice
• My trip, another asthma attack, sleeping in the car, Devil’s Tower, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Tom Bodett, George Hrab, Pie Town
• ShEvo’s flying adventures getting to PA, lessons in time zones, puddle jumper, big guy, peeing is a terrorist act
• #DNPP2 Electric Boobaloo is this Saturday

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As promised, the entire CD. 

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But you should really click on this cover art and go buy a copy at CD Baby to get the additional good stuff – and possibly the golden ticket to have Geo perform in your very own living room.

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Track 3, Ms.Information is my favorite so far.

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We have a do-over here. You know, new equipment + alcohol = clusterfuck. Its all good though. Visited by our east coast friend Donna and y’all remember Arioch, we’re ramping up for the HallowEvo*Con the following night.

Oh yeah, there’s a new intro!

Choice Bits

• Bethlehem PA, home of the horse cocks and not Raven-Symoné.
• If you’d been in the live stream, you’d have heard our first attempt.
• Maybe that cool martini glass rack hanging from the ceiling isn’t such a great idea.
• We love MsInformation.
• Not an overheard, by the way.
• I’d tap that.
• He’s the wholesale foreigner.
• How does the losing team like the British or Portuguese rewrite their history books?
• George Hrab should really listen to this episode and scream the answers.
• A moment for JC Hutchins, 7th Son: Descent is finally out and available. Go buy a few!
• And of course, any conversation about writers turns to Scott Sigler.
• She and E dropping in on A in San Diego next week. Let’s hope she’s prepared.
• GaryVee crossed the line stealing Sheila’s wine and cereal idea.

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Audio pro Mike Hayden joins us in the studio. Usually on the other side of the mic, but what the hell. He did The Virgin Murders, an indie film.

Choice Bits

• Those credits are fucked up

• Wednesday doesn’t have two Ss
• Shall I take notes?
• Godsdamned geography-cast, again!
• It was either the best corndog I’ve ever had, or the worst lobster tail I’ve ever had
• Fried edamame?
• Just FYI: not fascinating audio
• I’m the only one he gave a reach around to
• Why does anybody want to listen to us?
• Close, but only a limp cigar
• Mom! Don’t talk with your mouth full
• It’s really hard to get sexual when your 2-year-old-granddaughter is 3′ away
• We had incredible adventuresome sex, and now I have more equipment
• That’s a long-distance booty call right there
• “For $0.50 more, he could have been your father…”
• Hell no he doesn’t want children — any more
• Same judge that married the dad put the son in jail
• Point me to the nearest cannabis cafe
• This is the 3rd time we’ve had this fucking conversation

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Back from vacations. Did you miss us? We didn’t miss you. Kidding. No, not really. We’re just not really that friendly.

Choice Bits

• The highlight of the con was the free rice

• Was this a convention or a refugee camp?
• Vilification Tennis sounds like a great idea
• They just handed out liquor
• A constant supply of pasta and condiments
• I heard about the Amish guy you flashed
• It’s not a cesspool
• Bumfucked Jersey isn’t so bumfucked
• I drank a lot, so that means I had a whole lot of fun
• There was frosting and cleavage at one point
• It was creepy quiet
• Science is not a spectator sport
• It keeps getting wedged between my tits

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Jack Hosley visits. And we’re too busy talking about heavy drinking to pay as much attention as we should. We suck at hosting people.

Choice Bits

• You were a lot drunk
• Shut the fuck up, woman
• Invite the wrong crowd and encourage them to do bad things
• Evocon (should really be ShEvo:con, I think)
• This is another story of my idiot son
• It’s illegal to drive down the road with the doors open on the van — while you’re drinking
• This is life lesson #242
• His wife is a useless princess
• I’m not touching my kid’s testicle
• Was it Twilight terrible?
• Debbie always falls for the dumpy guy
• WanderRadio.com
• You are a big ass
• None of her family listens to this show
• OK, have my empty can
  Sincere Driver Needed

• Ding.

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Recorded live at Balticon! With Patrick E. McLean, a bottle of Macallan 12-year-old scotch, Bill DeSmedt, Sheila Dee and P.G. Holyfield. It’s long. It’s wild. Kinda like me.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• But there will be no fellatio
• I jotted down show notes, but I’m not too sure I can read them
• Ding
• Evo ate a baby on the plane
• What strange shit can you say right now?
• Is there a chemist in the room?
• You may put your mouth all over my scotch
• Now I’m just the fucking errand boy
• Tommy Chong’s Waffle House
• I’m a dick
• Phil Rossi was banned from this show two years ago
• It means “nice ass” in Lat
• “How are you living a little”
• I wanna fuck you like a chemist
• I can’t deal with anything that ends in “Z”. Like the alphabet?
• The opposite of ding sounds racist, so I’m not gonna say it
• Shut up, it’s my show
• I’m sorry, four and five didn’t make it
• The good news is; I don’t care
• Holy shit I need some more field scotch
• Science Thriction?
• Just looking for a reason to hate
• But now the bitch cleans
• Has anyone in the audience done an alcohol enema?
• Ding.

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Debbie comes up with the best show titles. Just the three of us. Building big castles in the sky.

Choice Bits

• When committing a crime and/or having sex: do not film yourself.
• It’s not like they fucked the pig that made the pepperoni
• Sex with the Pig in the City
• Get off my lawn!
• Mur Lafferty’s inside story access to War – > heavennovel.com
• Are you a monkey fucking, hit every room and every piece of the furniture person?
• Oh there’s a candle involved all right
• It’s white shit that gets smeared on bread
• When did the Depends come in?
• The wand of Double Penetration
• Come to Podcamp AZ – November 14th & 15th. It’s free. You’ll have fun.
• Michael Vick as spokesman for Humane Society? Will Dick Cheney as spokesman for Amnesty International be next?
• I’m not any kind of model
• Could George Hrab rape a dog?

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Summary

Good luck picking the theme out of this week’s show. Chris Conrey joins us, we talk about stuff you can read about below.

Debbie sneaks in a promo for Star Wars Fanworks and a second promo (wtf?) is for The Geek Spin.

Choice Bits

• PG recaps… and since he’s been gone for a LONG TIME… it’s a long recap. Good for the noobs. Boring as hell for the regulars. Choose wisely on this IWLLWOEE
• Debbie actually pees Strongbow
• Florida has been known to spontaneously combust
• I don’t know… I was a little drunk
• I’m hung like a shetland pony
• It’s short but it’s thick — feels like you’re being fucked by a cheese wheel
• Not to take a lot of the credit, but I think we’re fucking hilarious

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Summary

Tyler Hurst joins the crew. And no, he wasn’t on before and no, we didn’t lose that interview? How do rumors like that get started?

Promo played for Geek Radio Daily

Choice Bits

• No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast

• Haven’t you ever had your hand on a teat?
• I almost pissed myself today
• She’s from the past
• What the fuck is crap, then?
• Cultural harassment charges would be coming up instantly
• God we talk about a lot of subjects we know shit about
• So religion is arbitrary? No!
• I’m not even Catholic and I know nuns aren’t supposed to do that
• You just ate Christ!
• “Jump on the helicopter” sounds like a creepy sexual position
• The prehensile penis comes around
• The only thing better would be running ahead of the hot chicks backwards

Detailed Show Notes

The Amish and their children. Do they have the same issues we do? Which spills over to a conversation of various odd religions.

Swahili curse confusion. If your not a native English speaker, you’ll be confused with which slang terms are OK and which are highly offensive. For the same stuff.

And strange as it may sound, we circle BACK to religion. Fucking broken record, that is us.

Oh, and we’re fucked on the party suite for Dragon*Con. If you can help… HELP! Cuz right now, we have no where to have the singular party we really need to have

Someone said we never talked about the antics of No Pants Day on the Light Rail in Phoenix. And since Tyler was there pantsless with us, now seems like a good time to talk about it.

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