Posts tagged “gangplank”.
Some guy named Tony Solano chats with us this week about social media. I’m guessing the first steps in social media are getting visible on Facebook, twitter and/or LinkedIn. Sheila has an empty nest crying episode; I wish I could but my kids won’t leave. Evo pokes at the cops.
Choice Bits
- He’s trying to learn about social media by coming on our show?
- This would be the cul-de-sac of the journey that you’re on.
- Irony: Plagiarizing your report on plagiarizing.
- “Hit your lights when you’re gonna do this crazy maneuver!”
- Chains are effective for clearing out skateboarders.
- Campus Docs are the best thing in college.
- Toasted Subs. CHeBA Hut? (Website’s music sounds like 70′s porn)
- Ted’s Hot Dogs is the icon in hot dogs.
- The Hustler Store is now a daycare center.
- There’s no dildo store at Tempe Marketplace unless they open a Dicktoria Secret.
- Solo rope play isn’t as easy as you’d think, just ask David Carradine.
- EvoCon is now HallowEvo Con!
- “I betcha pretty soon you’re gonna give that to Debbie too.”
- The new FuckOff podcast.
- “Did you get to touch his mace?”
- “Just kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?”
- Phil Plait‘s promo for the Atlanta Star Party just before Dragon*Con.
- Sheila’s really emotional breakdown. Sort of.
- NJ is going off to a local college, Ginnie isn’t doing a damn thing.
- Our children come by it naturally.
- Is he really Evo’s kid?
- YES WE ARE DOING THIS NEXT WEEK. WE ARE NOT GOING BI-WEEKLY.
- Arioch Morningstar is a romance novel name!
- There are 1,163 Debbie Walkers out there, but there’s only one like me.
- Be a better parent: knock the shit out of that kid!
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Posted by debbie at 12:22 pm on August 20th, 2009. No comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: atlanta, birthday, cheba hut, child rearing, college, commercials, cops, dildo, dragoncon, dungeons, facebook, gangplank, graduation, hockey, hot dogs, kids, marriage, Mesa, money, NJ, oklahoma, parenting, parents, party, phil plait, plagiarism, pool, porn, social media, Tempe, traffic.
Recorded on my birthday. What did you get me?
Choice Bits
Math is hard
Apologies for last week’s show.
You fucked my day completely
I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
I look like Nappy Dan
They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
Into the Dark
I plan on showing my ass again
If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
She’s a pussy-enabler
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Posted by Evo Terra at 6:11 pm on June 10th, 2009. No comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: advertising, agency, Balticon, birthday, bowling, Bridgestone, Cayman, commercials, dragoncon, drugs, evfn, facebook, Father's Day, Flagstaff, gangplank, Ignite Phoenix, inbox zero, Islands, jack mangan, karaoke, Kris Smith, laser tag, Minnesota, murder mystery, Palm Pre, Peter Piper Pizza, pfn, Planet Earth, Podcast, Podiobooks.com, scott sigler, Sinead O'Conner, Skateland, SMS, spa, The Levelator, twitter, WoW.
Jeff Moriarty is here to make us all laugh and pimp Ignite Phoenix. Which is coming very soon! And Debbie sneaks in a promo for The Adventures of Indiana Jim.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week, which you’ll now as P.G. recaps
Why the fuck don’t people listen to me?
Even inanimate objects aren’t listening to you
I think they feel bad because it got hit by a cement truck
It doesn’t hurt that you’re really cute, too
I don’t swear near enough to get on that motherfucking site
“SEO” and “ebook” should be profanity on Twitter
You’re such an evohole
Wristwatch has “twat” in the middle
Let me Google that for you
He looks really uncomfortable with her hand up his ass
When the cops stop you, don’t argue & don’t spit on them
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Posted by Evo Terra at 5:18 pm on February 11th, 2009. No comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: beer, break-in, cops, cursebird.com, Eliza, gangplank, goatse, Ignite Phoenix, Jeep, midichlorians, mimes, puppet, scott sigler, shop, skit, star wars, Stone IPA, studio, Subaru Brat, Vancouver, Walt Richardson.
Summary
Choice Bits
PG recaps… and since he’s been gone for a LONG TIME… it’s a long recap. Good for the noobs. Boring as hell for the regulars. Choose wisely on this IWLLWOEE
Debbie actually pees Strongbow
Florida has been known to spontaneously combust
I don’t know… I was a little drunk
I’m hung like a shetland pony
It’s short but it’s thick — feels like you’re being fucked by a cheese wheel
Not to take a lot of the credit, but I think we’re fucking hilarious
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Posted by Evo Terra at 6:13 pm on February 4th, 2009. 3 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: Aaron Post, April Holle, AZGroups.com, beer, Beverly Kidd, cheese, Cocktailhacker.com, dale's pale ale, douchebags, evfn, florida, gangplank, george hrab, Integrum, Ms. Information, Phoenix, Radiate Phoenix, Rail Life, rain, real estate, Refresh Phoenix, Rula Bula, social media, Strongbow, tuna, tweetup, twitter, Tyler Hurst, weather.
Summary
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week’s show
Is this Evo at 22?
I want to see you in tights
I’m the Don King of superhero wrestling
Talk about your box, honey
Craves bacon, would like to see mother dead
Special powers of folding toilet paper
Why does ever show end up with Evo in the toilet?
I’ve prayed to that toilet god
Suck the joy right out of it
It looked like someone had a car crash on his chest
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Posted by Evo Terra at 6:45 pm on December 24th, 2008. 6 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: bacon, bathroom, dirty, dreams, evfn, eyebrows, fight, gangplank, hairy legs, heroes, mimes, obsessive compulsive, pussy, razors, shave, Spinal Tap, super heroes, threading, toilet paper, waxing, wrestling, xmas.
Summary
Hey! It’s a new even cooler intro! Look at Debbie flexing her engineering skills…
Dan Feierabend from the Love Long and Prosper (and married to The Mighty Mommy) stops by to talk about his upcoming Danthol.com thing. Sheila’s extra bitchy at poor me (Debbie wrote that) and we discuss our her Black Friday plans.
And if you’d like to be on the show, check the Show Calendar for what’s happening here and other shows recorded at Gangplank HQ
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week’s show
Apologies for P.G., since he has no recap of said last week’s show
Didn’t Evo used to podcast?
His rap name is Red Headed Whiteboy
Don’t spoil the bit!
I like being locked in… and tied up
Note to self: pay Debbie
You’re talking about necrophilia?
I’m not going to risk cancer just so I can get a piece of ass
Can’t I just take a coat hanger and jam it down in there?
You know we don’t have any money this year, don’t you?
I’m enjoying rocking the mic with the pantyhose
I’m gong to go register quickanddirtypantyhose.com
You had me at “porn”
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Posted by Evo Terra at 4:33 pm on November 19th, 2008. No comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: black friday, cadavers, Dan, danthol, death from the skies, Dresden, evfn, flash, flip hd, fry's, gangplank, gas, harry potter, heroes, james archer, jd byrider, Lost, Love Long and Prosper, movies, netflix, phil plait, relationship, Serenity, shopping, star trek, Steven Wright, stiff, twitter, video games, xbox 360.
Summary
Podcasting legend CC Chapman joins us this week to drink beer and use his potty mouth. Two things he can’t do on Accident Hash or Managing the Gray. We rule.
Oh shit. I forgot to apologize for last week, and to preface P.G.‘s recap. Which is extra hawsome this week.
Oh, and this is the last promo you’ll hear for Podcamp AZ. It’s the first weekend of November, and we’ll likely not put out a show after this, yet before that. So come, dammit!
Choice Bits
When do we open the beer?
We’re more into the ‘drinking’ thing than the ‘toasting’ thing
Hey, dammit, this show is about me!
Sheila, people in the chat room would like you to lean forward
If you’ve had a couple drinks, you have to stop and think: Am I an innie, or an outie?
It’s hard to have an audio recording in a toilet stall
If you’re touching your junk, do not touch your phone
I am the luckiest woman in the world
Eventually they’ll have an automatic bidet
Someone in my family is going to need to be in front of a jury
You know how them cowboys like to drink
Do you guys live in the middle of Footloose or something?
I’ve had enough Strongbow that I wanna keep talking
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Posted by Evo Terra at 6:22 pm on October 22nd, 2008. 5 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: arizona, automatic toilets, beer, boston, cc chapman, cell phones, corpse, dale's pale ale, dan klass, dave slusher, douglas welch, dragoncon, dui, evil genius chronicles, gangplank, gary vaynerchuck, golf course, hockey, humidity, in our time, johnny depp, jury duty, kevin bacon, kurt russell, light rail, marketing professionals digital marketing mixer, much to do about nothing, oskar blues, paul newman, Phoenix, photography, podcasting, pool, suburbia, the digital story, tips from the top floor, wine, winter grass.
Summary
Choice Bits
- Apologies for last week
- I’m too tall to be on Willow.
- Shave the cheerleader, shave the world.
- Bring Fuck You Dome up, please.
- I will open a beer. We’ll see who wins.
- Maybe you should read that Podcasting for Dummies book.
- I was trying to be nice and say thank you, and now you’ve ruined it.
- He won’t shut up tonight, will he?
- You’re a fucking baby
- I’m gonna bring “sensical” back.
- And to think we don’t have alcohol in here.
- If you had to pick a name, it would not be “mushy peas”
- They have the best bathrooms
- I don’t want to shit myself on Friday.
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Posted by Evo Terra at 8:44 pm on October 1st, 2008. 10 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: alien, beau, beer, bob rivers, bro, children, Churchill's, country, curry, diamondbacks, Dr. Seuss, evfn, football, gangplank, heroes, meth, modesto, npr, ou, pfc, pfn, Podcast, post office, probe, radio, ray stevens, sports, willow, Young Frankenstien.
Summary
No guests this week but that doesn’t stop us. And Evo’s so slow Debbie’s doing the show notes. Don’t expect them to be as amusing but read ‘em anyway, dammit!
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Posted by debbie at 8:02 pm on September 17th, 2008. One comment... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: basement, beauty, bestiality, dragoncon, dragons, dungeons, gangplank, movies, podcamp az, pool, traffic, twitter, ustream, wikipedia.