Evo @ 11

Some guy named Tony Solano chats with us this week about social media.  I’m guessing the first steps in social media are getting visible on Facebook, twitter and/or LinkedIn. Sheila has an empty nest crying episode; I wish I could but my kids won’t leave. Evo pokes at the cops.

Choice Bits

• He’s trying to learn about social media by coming on our show?
• This would be the cul-de-sac of the journey that you’re on.
• Irony: Plagiarizing your report on plagiarizing.
• “Hit your lights when you’re gonna do this crazy maneuver!”
• Chains are effective for clearing out skateboarders.
• Campus Docs are the best thing in college.
• Toasted Subs. CHeBA Hut? (Website’s music sounds like 70′s porn)
• Ted’s Hot Dogs is the icon in hot dogs.
• The Hustler Store is now a daycare center.
• There’s no dildo store at Tempe Marketplace unless they open a Dicktoria Secret.
• Solo rope play isn’t as easy as you’d think, just ask David Carradine.
• EvoCon is now HallowEvo Con!
• “I betcha pretty soon you’re gonna give that to Debbie too.”
• The new FuckOff podcast.
• “Did you get to touch his mace?”
• “Just kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?”
• Phil Plait‘s promo for the Atlanta Star Party just before Dragon*Con.
• Sheila’s really emotional breakdown. Sort of.
• NJ is going off to a local college, Ginnie isn’t doing a damn thing.
• Our children come by it naturally.
• Is he really Evo’s kid?
• YES WE ARE DOING THIS NEXT WEEK. WE ARE NOT GOING BI-WEEKLY.
• Arioch Morningstar is a romance novel name!
• There are 1,163 Debbie Walkers out there, but there’s only one like me.
• Be a better parent: knock the shit out of that kid!

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Recorded on my birthday. What did you get me?

Choice Bits

• Math is hard

• Apologies for last week’s show.
• You fucked my day completely
• I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
• I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
• I look like Nappy Dan
• They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
• Into the Dark
• I plan on showing my ass again
• If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
• Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
• I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
• Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
• That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
• Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
• She’s a pussy-enabler

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Jeff Moriarty is here to make us all laugh and pimp Ignite Phoenix. Which is coming very soon! And Debbie sneaks in a promo for The Adventures of Indiana Jim.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week, which you’ll now as P.G. recaps

• Why the fuck don’t people listen to me?
• Even inanimate objects aren’t listening to you
• I think they feel bad because it got hit by a cement truck
• It doesn’t hurt that you’re really cute, too
• I don’t swear near enough to get on that motherfucking site
• “SEO” and “ebook” should be profanity on Twitter
• You’re such an evohole
• Wristwatch has “twat” in the middle
• Let me Google that for you
• He looks really uncomfortable with her hand up his ass
• When the cops stop you, don’t argue & don’t spit on them

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Summary

Good luck picking the theme out of this week’s show. Chris Conrey joins us, we talk about stuff you can read about below.

Debbie sneaks in a promo for Star Wars Fanworks and a second promo (wtf?) is for The Geek Spin.

Choice Bits

• PG recaps… and since he’s been gone for a LONG TIME… it’s a long recap. Good for the noobs. Boring as hell for the regulars. Choose wisely on this IWLLWOEE
• Debbie actually pees Strongbow
• Florida has been known to spontaneously combust
• I don’t know… I was a little drunk
• I’m hung like a shetland pony
• It’s short but it’s thick — feels like you’re being fucked by a cheese wheel
• Not to take a lot of the credit, but I think we’re fucking hilarious

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Surprise! We decided to kick out another show for you. Just because we like you. Jack Mangan is the guest. It was supposed to be ‘Jack at 11′, but it turned into a grooming show. Go figure.

Promo for The Seanachai. ‘Cuz Patrick McLean is cool and funny.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• Is this Evo at 22?
• I want to see you in tights
• I’m the Don King of superhero wrestling
• Talk about your box, honey
• Craves bacon, would like to see mother dead
• Special powers of folding toilet paper
• Why does ever show end up with Evo in the toilet?
• I’ve prayed to that toilet god
• Suck the joy right out of it
• It looked like someone had a car crash on his chest

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Summary

Hey! It’s a new even cooler intro! Look at Debbie flexing her engineering skills…

Dan Feierabend from the Love Long and Prosper (and married to The Mighty Mommy) stops by to talk about his upcoming Danthol.com thing. Sheila’s extra bitchy at poor me (Debbie wrote that) and we discuss our her Black Friday plans.

And if you’d like to be on the show, check the Show Calendar for what’s happening here and other shows recorded at Gangplank HQ

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show
• Apologies for P.G., since he has no recap of said last week’s show
• Didn’t Evo used to podcast?
• His rap name is Red Headed Whiteboy
• Don’t spoil the bit!
• I like being locked in… and tied up
• Note to self: pay Debbie
• You’re talking about necrophilia?
• I’m not going to risk cancer just so I can get a piece of ass
• Can’t I just take a coat hanger and jam it down in there?
• You know we don’t have any money this year, don’t you?
• I’m enjoying rocking the mic with the pantyhose
• I’m gong to go register quickanddirtypantyhose.com
• You had me at “porn”

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Summary

Podcasting legend CC Chapman joins us this week to drink beer and use his potty mouth. Two things he can’t do on Accident Hash or Managing the Gray. We rule.

Oh shit. I forgot to apologize for last week, and to preface P.G.‘s recap. Which is extra hawsome this week.

Oh, and this is the last promo you’ll hear for Podcamp AZ. It’s the first weekend of November, and we’ll likely not put out a show after this, yet before that. So come, dammit!

Choice Bits

• When do we open the beer?
• We’re more into the ‘drinking’ thing than the ‘toasting’ thing
• Hey, dammit, this show is about me!
• Sheila, people in the chat room would like you to lean forward
• If you’ve had a couple drinks, you have to stop and think: Am I an innie, or an outie?
• It’s hard to have an audio recording in a toilet stall
• If you’re touching your junk, do not touch your phone
• I am the luckiest woman in the world
• Eventually they’ll have an automatic bidet
• Someone in my family is going to need to be in front of a jury
• You know how them cowboys like to drink
• Do you guys live in the middle of Footloose or something?
• I’ve had enough Strongbow that I wanna keep talking

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Summary

Wow. This show covers a lot of ground. I think I must have been rather manic. And it’s a brand new intro Debbie whipped up. Beau Frusetta makes his debut.

Promos played for the Geologic Podcast & Truth Seekers

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week
• I’m too tall to be on Willow.
• Shave the cheerleader, shave the world.
• Bring Fuck You Dome up, please.
• I will open a beer. We’ll see who wins.
• Maybe you should read that Podcasting for Dummies book.
• I was trying to be nice and say thank you, and now you’ve ruined it.
• He won’t shut up tonight, will he?
• You’re a fucking baby
• I’m gonna bring “sensical” back.
• And to think we don’t have alcohol in here.
• If you had to pick a name, it would not be “mushy peas”
• They have the best bathrooms
• I don’t want to shit myself on Friday.

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Summary

No guests this week but that doesn’t stop us. And Evo’s so slow Debbie’s doing the show notes. Don’t expect them to be as amusing but read ‘em anyway, dammit!

Choice bits

• Apologies for last week’s episode.
• Evo’s wiki page is in danger! Whoopee shit.
• Hey, a promo for Podcamp AZ 2008. Wonder who’ll be there? Duh!
• Crickets, crickets everywhere and not enough to feed the dragon.
• Evo’s momis on twitter?
• Thanks to TSDivaDani, Fresh and Easy is stalking Debbie on twitter.
• James Archer has infected everyone with twittertaint.
• Brad P likes us! He really really likes us!
• Yet another example of Debbie
  s excellent parenting skills and Sheila’s cultural sensitivity.
• No movie reviews on Free Money and Shanghai Noon.
• Sheila’s always presentable, butthead. Don’t dress and drive. Or curl your hair.
• Gangplank Studios is moving to better digs (not diggs) and hopefully we’ll be cooler.
• Go fuck a duck.

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