Posts tagged “fucktard”.

Evo @ 11 Show 71 – But Wait, There’s More!

aaaaand continuing on from the last show because we were just having too much fun. Newbs, go listen to Show 70 first!

More Choice Bits

  • How to disrupt a law school class
  • NJ drops the ball, good thing he plays hockey
  • Time is irrelative
  • What isn’t a cult?
  • Golf place beer girl cart thing
  • More examples of Fucktard’s fuckassery
  • No I’m not trained to kill people
  • Where were you in 1979?
  • The Vietnam War, also known as the Second Indochina War, was a Cold War military conflict that occurred in Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia from September 26, 1959 to April 30, 1975.
  • Let’s ask the law student!
  • Stop riding your bikes into the street or else
  • A little bit extra worth waiting for.

Evoat11 37 – You Don’t Know Jack

The alternate title for this episode was “Puppet show and John Managan”.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week’s show

  • P.G. tells you what you missed last week
  • They want all those kids to get sick
  • No, that would be the firth of fifth
  • What is this “we” shit? You got a mouse in your pocket?
  • You’re stepping on my toes
  • Post-gun check but pre-drinking
  • I wanna fuck your livestock like an animal
  • I do an impersonation of John Denver
  • My audience is numerically challenged
  • What does a live pan look like?
  • The exact opposite of puking is gurgitating
  • This conversation is very vealing
  • Is that a verb involving Steve Eley?
  • Penny beers are worth… pennies
  • She’s really nice. I’m not sure what to do.
  • I don’t give a frog’s fat ass what the clock says

Evoat11 10 – Debbie’s Bitch Show

Summary

    Debbie has a few things she needs to get off her chest. So how about I shut up a bit and let her go? Jack picked the wrong show to show back up for and P.G. is adding a bit more production to his recap segment. Plus he’s stretching the concept of fair use. But hey, blood from a turnip, you know?

    Promo for Podiobooks.com (not by me, promise)

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week
  • Maybe for you, big man
  • I feel like I’m 15
  • I will totally crush this can against my forehead when I’m done
  • Did it take you 2 weeks to discover there was no stereo?
  • I’ve driven Pintos that were better than this car
  • He couldn’t figure out there were two Bs in Debbie
  • The stripper showed up to the birthday party
  • I’m sorry, but those are some unfortunate-looking babies
  • Their idea of being frindly is to not kick your ass
  • I don’t want to be anywhere where you can’t touch yourself
  • The last 10 minutes was “blah blah blah”
  • Honey my ass
  • If it’ll get people there, I’ll kick shit over.

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