Actually, considering our first one went out July 23rd, 2008 it’s way past our Anniversary show. But we didn’t really make a public announcement until Dragon*Con 2008 though so we consider that our starting date. Sort of. Whatever. So in celebration we have a new avatar. Yeah Evo’s real excited too.
Our guest is Arioch Morningstar (seriously, that sounds like a romance novel name, right?) who improves most of Scott Sigler’s recordings. Yay Arioch! I’ll bet he still had to pay for his copy of The Rookie.
Choice Bits
Scott Sigler is a techtard.
How much audio editing do you really have to do for Scott? No answer.
“Again, not prepared for your own show.”
Do you need a fresh bowl?
She doesn’t sweat, she glows. She doesn’t splash, she flows.
I should design toilets.
“What would be the appropriate soundtrack to piss to?”
A really bad barnyard joke, which leads to…
Pigs orgasm for three hours.
“Now we have another not to raise pigs in our bathtub.”
IKEA!
Lizard vs. Iguana. Iguana vs. snakes.
I guess I could make it easier to find the archives here.
Hey, it’s our Anniversary Show!
Evo will NOT do the show if I’m not here to do the dirty work.
Yet he’ll do the dirty lawn work at home now. Go figure.
“If you’re an ex-hippie and she’s a quasi-hippie…”
Tepiary, Topiary
We should bring him in and wax him.
There is no way to determine what goes viral but you should have known about People of WalMart.
Apologies for last week’s show
But there will be no fellatio
I jotted down show notes, but I’m not too sure I can read them
Ding
Evo ate a baby on the plane
What strange shit can you say right now?
Is there a chemist in the room?
You may put your mouth all over my scotch
Now I’m just the fucking errand boy
Tommy Chong’s Waffle House
I’m a dick
Phil Rossi was banned from this show two years ago
It means “nice ass” in Lat
“How are you living a little”
I wanna fuck you like a chemist
I can’t deal with anything that ends in “Z”. Like the alphabet?
The opposite of ding sounds racist, so I’m not gonna say it
Shut up, it’s my show
I’m sorry, four and five didn’t make it
The good news is; I don’t care
Holy shit I need some more field scotch
Science Thriction?
Just looking for a reason to hate
But now the bitch cleans
Has anyone in the audience done an alcohol enema?
Ding.
Debbie comes up with the best show titles. Just the three of us. Building big castles in the sky.
Choice Bits
When committing a crime and/or having sex: do not film yourself.
It’s not like they fucked the pig that made the pepperoni
Sex with the Pig in the City
Get off my lawn!
Mur Lafferty’s inside story access to War – > heavennovel.com
Are you a monkey fucking, hit every room and every piece of the furniture person?
Oh there’s a candle involved all right
It’s white shit that gets smeared on bread
When did the Depends come in?
The wand of Double Penetration
Come to Podcamp AZ – November 14th & 15th. It’s free. You’ll have fun.
Michael Vick as spokesman for Humane Society? Will Dick Cheney as spokesman for Amnesty International be next?
I’m not any kind of model
Could George Hrab rape a dog?
Wow. This show covers a lot of ground. I think I must have been rather manic. And it’s a brand new intro Debbie whipped up. Beau Frusetta makes his debut.