Evoat11 30 – Evo finally reaches “eleven”
You already know this show tends to be offensive. Well this episode is even more so. As in, really offensive. This is the social media bitch show, and then it sort of spirals out of control. You have been warned.
Where the hell did we get a voicemail from? Where did Brad P. from NJ leave this call? We don’t have a voice mail line! I’m hella confused.
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If it’s not a small dog, someone died on it
One thing: shut the fuck up.
I do believe you’ve finally hit an eleven
120 is the new 140
What the fuck are you people following me for?
Oh, by the way: Satan is my lord
God-awful cinnamon cakes?
Why are you following me, you stupid bitch?
That wasn’t very Xian of you
Can we follow the thread? It’s not that gods damned hard…
Fucking Jack Mangan…
I’m not talking about “The Lesbian Issue”
Tyler said it with a penis, and that was the problem
I can’t even tuck my tits back in there
You put the “tart” in Tartan, Debbie
If you want to go back and offend the lesbians, knock yourselves out
Are you only offensive if you are trying to be offensive?
You don’t go rip her a new asshole. You know why? She’s going to die.
I often try to be offensive
And we can’t call them “lickalottapus”
I’m not sure I’m renewing your contract
Fuck off, shithead
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