Evo @ 11

In which we discuss the award #evfn won, other social meetups and how magnets are not the best nose decoration.

Choice Bits

• Low expectations
• New Times Best of Phoenix Tweet-Ups for #evfn
• More #evfn hassles
• Ford Fiesta Movement Desert Bloom music thingy
• Black Carl
• Anti-social raging hormonal bitch: Sheila, not me
• Lack of follow-through
• Someone’s going to LA again
• The rare-earth magnets vs. NJ story
• The fucking cat attacks me again. I think they’ve trained her.
• Dairy Queen!

Podcast: Download (25.9MB)

So Evo is tired of the giggles all the time. What do you think?

Choice Bits

• Evo forgot to start the recording again
• Sheila’s addiction to TV Land

M*A*S*H
Three’s Company
Little Outhouse on the Prairie
Class Reunion

• Screw Jon & Kate, I’ll miss the Plus Eight
• People Magazine
• Implusive vs. Spontaneous

Impulsive: actuated or swayed by emotional or involuntary impulses: an impulsive child.

Spontaneous: coming or resulting from a natural impulse or tendency; without effort or premeditation; natural and unconstrained; unplanned: a spontaneous burst of applause.

?

• A cocksucker is a good thing
• VA Medical Center on FourSquare
• #evfn recap and next stop
• Fuck ‘em and feed ‘em fish sticks?
• CenPhoCamp

Podcast: Download (22.3MB)

More change! This episode is recorded at a new location. More comfy! We’ll even be back on Ustream pretty soon. Can Evo make this any more convenient for HIM than doing it in his own basement?

Choice Bits

• ShEvo Studios!
• Behind the bar.
• If she wants to play with her pussy, let her play with her pussy.
• Testing a new drink: Evil Evo Contaminated Concoction is an Epic FAIL!
• My microphone is slowly heading towards the floor.
• Fuckin’ Penguins.
• Someone stole Badass Karaoke Trey’s computer.  Poor Trey.
• The Manganesque Trick.
• Evo is a nasty boy, thinkin’ nasty thoughts, but he’s not a cheap trick.
• Alice Cooper summers in Hawaii and winters in Phoenix. Just sose you know.
• Are we getting burnt out on evfn?
• I’m not really good at public speaking/sales.
• Cinnabon! Schlotzsky’s Deli is also Cinnabon, at least here.
• Again with the droopy microphone.
• Beware the blue light.
• Evo’s obscure reference to an OverHeard he tweeted. Asshole.
• Evo (representing pedophiles everywhere) thanks the producers of Toddlers and Tiaras.
• Balloon Boy. If you missed this story, don’t bother. The story is there was no story.
• We still don’t know when we’ll be doing this next. Stay tuned!

Podcast: Download (27.1MB)

Audio pro Mike Hayden joins us in the studio. Usually on the other side of the mic, but what the hell. He did The Virgin Murders, an indie film.

Choice Bits

• Those credits are fucked up

• Wednesday doesn’t have two Ss
• Shall I take notes?
• Godsdamned geography-cast, again!
• It was either the best corndog I’ve ever had, or the worst lobster tail I’ve ever had
• Fried edamame?
• Just FYI: not fascinating audio
• I’m the only one he gave a reach around to
• Why does anybody want to listen to us?
• Close, but only a limp cigar
• Mom! Don’t talk with your mouth full
• It’s really hard to get sexual when your 2-year-old-granddaughter is 3′ away
• We had incredible adventuresome sex, and now I have more equipment
• That’s a long-distance booty call right there
• “For $0.50 more, he could have been your father…”
• Hell no he doesn’t want children — any more
• Same judge that married the dad put the son in jail
• Point me to the nearest cannabis cafe
• This is the 3rd time we’ve had this fucking conversation

Podcast: Download (28.5MB)

No Sheila! But left wing nut job Dani Cutler fills in for her, bringing half of her family along — Valina and her beau Allen.

Choice Bits

• I didn’t get you pregnant
• Instead of an “APPLAUSE” light, you need a “DOUCHE” light
• Next time you wanna make a sales pitch: space uniform
• You’re not my favorite
• You surely recognize you cannot compress time
• Sign up to present at Ignite Phoenix 5
• I’m now banned from Social Media Club
• Maybe you should moon them?
• Hewn vs felled
• Should I stop being good?
• Bribery kind of invalidates the transaction
• We need an androgynous dyke for this position
• So you’re a tracer?
• Evo says you are a prostitute
• Let’s let him not fuck that up
• Fucktard is getting married on Monday
• Can you drink while you are ice skating?

Podcast: Download (28.3MB)

Recorded on my birthday. What did you get me?

Choice Bits

• Math is hard

• Apologies for last week’s show.
• You fucked my day completely
• I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
• I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
• I look like Nappy Dan
• They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
• Into the Dark
• I plan on showing my ass again
• If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
• Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
• I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
• Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
• That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
• Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
• She’s a pussy-enabler

Podcast: Download (27.3MB)

Jack Hosley visits. And we’re too busy talking about heavy drinking to pay as much attention as we should. We suck at hosting people.

Choice Bits

• You were a lot drunk
• Shut the fuck up, woman
• Invite the wrong crowd and encourage them to do bad things
• Evocon (should really be ShEvo:con, I think)
• This is another story of my idiot son
• It’s illegal to drive down the road with the doors open on the van — while you’re drinking
• This is life lesson #242
• His wife is a useless princess
• I’m not touching my kid’s testicle
• Was it Twilight terrible?
• Debbie always falls for the dumpy guy
• WanderRadio.com
• You are a big ass
• None of her family listens to this show
• OK, have my empty can
  Sincere Driver Needed

• Ding.

Podcast: Download (29.3MB)

The alternate title for this episode was “Puppet show and John Managan”.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• P.G. tells you what you missed last week
• They want all those kids to get sick
• No, that would be the firth of fifth
• What is this “we” shit? You got a mouse in your pocket?
• You’re stepping on my toes
• Post-gun check but pre-drinking
• I wanna fuck your livestock like an animal
• I do an impersonation of John Denver
• My audience is numerically challenged
• What does a live pan look like?
• The exact opposite of puking is gurgitating
• This conversation is very vealing
• Is that a verb involving Steve Eley?
• Penny beers are worth… pennies
• She’s really nice. I’m not sure what to do.
• I don’t give a frog’s fat ass what the clock says

Podcast: Download (25.5MB)

I don’t think you can write explicit large enough to describe this new opening. Holy cow.

Get three SF geeks in a room and give two of them beer, and this is what happens.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week.
• Spot the Cannabis Leaf
• Ejaculate and ejaculate are spelled the same, yet pronounced differently
• I think I just made that word up, too
• Oh my god this is some nasty shit!
• We’re just gonna drink more of this shit and just get stupid drunk after about 3 more drinks
• It coats, soothes and relieves
• Is there a backwards-talking midget?
• You’re not Jonathan Coulton
• But they both end in “illion”
• 10^+5th, 10^-5th… whatever.
• The difference is more than you can conceive in your tiny little ape-brain
• If Hera is mitochondrial Eve, we should all have a little Centurion brain in us
• I don’t have all the factoids up my ass
• I think humans came from another planet
• That ball-and-socket joint was built by god
• Go in the past and bugger Ben
• I have been trying my best to warp myself
• I’m pretty sure your kids are all from different dads.
• Special show next week for Joe

Podcast: Download (34.8MB)

Summary

Good luck picking the theme out of this week’s show. Chris Conrey joins us, we talk about stuff you can read about below.

Debbie sneaks in a promo for Star Wars Fanworks and a second promo (wtf?) is for The Geek Spin.

Choice Bits

• PG recaps… and since he’s been gone for a LONG TIME… it’s a long recap. Good for the noobs. Boring as hell for the regulars. Choose wisely on this IWLLWOEE
• Debbie actually pees Strongbow
• Florida has been known to spontaneously combust
• I don’t know… I was a little drunk
• I’m hung like a shetland pony
• It’s short but it’s thick — feels like you’re being fucked by a cheese wheel
• Not to take a lot of the credit, but I think we’re fucking hilarious

More… »

Podcast: Download (24.0MB)