Posts tagged “evfn”.

Evoat11 20 - Happy Holiday Offerings to the Porcelain Gods

Summary

    Surprise! We decided to kick out another show for you. Just because we like you. Jack Mangan is the guest. It was supposed to be ‘Jack at 11′, but it turned into a grooming show. Go figure.

    Promo for The Seanachai. ‘Cuz Patrick McLean is cool and funny.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week’s show

  • Is this Evo at 22?
  • I want to see you in tights
  • I’m the Don King of superhero wrestling
  • Talk about your box, honey
  • Craves bacon, would like to see mother dead
  • Special powers of folding toilet paper
  • Why does ever show end up with Evo in the toilet?
  • I’ve prayed to that toilet god
  • Suck the joy right out of it
  • It looked like someone had a car crash on his chest

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Evoat11 15 - Red Headed White Boy!

Summary

    Hey! It’s a new even cooler intro! Look at Debbie flexing her engineering skills…

    Dan Feierabend from the Love Long and Prosper (and married to The Mighty Mommy) stops by to talk about his upcoming Danthol.com thing. Sheila’s extra bitchy at poor me (Debbie wrote that) and we discuss our her Black Friday plans.

    And if you’d like to be on the show, check the Show Calendar for what’s happening here and other shows recorded at Gangplank HQ

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week’s show
  • Apologies for P.G., since he has no recap of said last week’s show
  • Didn’t Evo used to podcast?
  • His rap name is Red Headed Whiteboy
  • Don’t spoil the bit!
  • I like being locked in… and tied up
  • Note to self: pay Debbie
  • You’re talking about necrophilia?
  • I’m not going to risk cancer just so I can get a piece of ass
  • Can’t I just take a coat hanger and jam it down in there?
  • You know we don’t have any money this year, don’t you?
  • I’m enjoying rocking the mic with the pantyhose
  • I’m gong to go register quickanddirtypantyhose.com
  • You had me at “porn”

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Evoat11 14 - Evo’s Back and Pissing Off Stewardesses Everywhere

Summary

    I’m finally back from traveling. We’ll cover that, plus the stuff that happened here while I was gone. Don’t travel. Ever.

    Debbie slid in a promo for Dean Haglund’s show. Wonder if you’ll know why?

Choice Bits

  • The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.

  • You were actually able to turn it on?
  • You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
  • So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
  • If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
  • You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
  • But that’s a place where people piss!
  • Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
  • Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
  • You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
  • I think you’re finally hitting eleven

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Evoat11 09 - Beyond Fukudome

Summary

    Wow. This show covers a lot of ground. I think I must have been rather manic. And it’s a brand new intro Debbie whipped up. Beau Frusetta makes his debut.

    Promos played for the Geologic Podcast & Truth Seekers

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week
  • I’m too tall to be on Willow.
  • Shave the cheerleader, shave the world.
  • Bring Fuck You Dome up, please.
  • I will open a beer. We’ll see who wins.
  • Maybe you should read that Podcasting for Dummies book.
  • I was trying to be nice and say thank you, and now you’ve ruined it.
  • He won’t shut up tonight, will he?
  • You’re a fucking baby
  • I’m gonna bring “sensical” back.
  • And to think we don’t have alcohol in here.
  • If you had to pick a name, it would not be “mushy peas”
  • They have the best bathrooms
  • I don’t want to shit myself on Friday.

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