Evo @ 11

Actually, considering our first one went out July 23rd, 2008 it’s way past our Anniversary show. But we didn’t really make a public announcement until Dragon*Con 2008 though so we consider that our starting date. Sort of. Whatever. So in celebration we have a new avatar. Yeah Evo’s real excited too.

Our guest is Arioch Morningstar (seriously, that sounds like a romance novel name, right?) who improves most of Scott Sigler’s recordings. Yay Arioch! I’ll bet he still had to pay for his copy of The Rookie.

Choice Bits

• Scott Sigler is a techtard.
• How much audio editing do you really have to do for Scott? No answer.
• “Again, not prepared for your own show.”
• Do you need a fresh bowl?
• She doesn’t sweat, she glows. She doesn’t splash, she flows.
• I should design toilets.
• “What would be the appropriate soundtrack to piss to?”
• A really bad barnyard joke, which leads to…
• Pigs orgasm for three hours.
• “Now we have another not to raise pigs in our bathtub.”
• IKEA!
• Lizard vs. Iguana. Iguana vs. snakes.
• I guess I could make it easier to find the archives here.
• Hey, it’s our Anniversary Show!
• Evo will NOT do the show if I’m not here to do the dirty work.
• Yet he’ll do the dirty lawn work at home now. Go figure.
• “If you’re an ex-hippie and she’s a quasi-hippie…”
• Tepiary, Topiary
• We should bring him in and wax him.
• There is no way to determine what goes viral but you should have known about People of  WalMart.
• Shake Weight, let me share:

• Men don’t have arm flaps due to their excessive masturbating.
• Sheila takes a Milky Way Martini to a restaurant for the owner to try. Isn’t she nice?
• While everyone is at Dragon*Con, we have DiscWorld here and multiple Deadpan meetups.
• OU Football season starts this weekend.
• Sheila found at least one Santiago!
• Evo is a deaf-tard.
• HallowEvo Con is on Halloween-O.
• “I’m guessing this means you bitches are serious about this.”

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Summary

Here I am for lucky show 13. No. Wait. I’m not there. It’s an all girl show. Which would be about as hot as it sounds. Sally Strebel joins Debbie and Sheila. And when the mouse is away… insert a pussy joke here.

No promos, but the pimped the hell out of Best Party Ever!

Choice Bits

• No, what I meant was what’s the best party EVAR?!?

• P.G. recaps the last show. And no, I didn’t put this out of sequence… Debbie did.
• I think I might be schizo
• When I turn on Hanna Montana…
• You gotta have a good belt song
• I usta could do that
• He likes to get naked
• This car that I just got… it’s a mellow car
• I am not short, I am average
• Were you laying out and editing at the same time?
• I try not to take my laptop out with the suntan lotion and the pool

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