Evo @ 11

Evo continues his campaign to have Sprint give him a new HTC EVO™ 4G phone and Candis tells her Vegas story.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show being so forgettable
• Evo wants Sprint to send him the new HTC EVO, gratis. If you want to help you can favorite/share his YouTube Video, share his Blog Post, or retweet his Tweet about it.
• Candis tells us about her recent adventures in Vegas
• Evo’s surgery update
• Overheated at the Ren Fair
• We’re not good chaperons
• You must have patience and a sense of humor when fucking an asthmatic
• Why call sex phone lines when you have the Internet?
• Who wants to go dancing?
• Various Friday Night plans
• Twestival!
• ImprovAZ and the body in my trunk
• This podcast is obscene. And fun. But mostly obscene.

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After last week’s extra long show (and boy did I get yelled at) this week we’re down under Evo’s limit. What a frikkin’ tyrant! But there’s a new intro and outro. Sure would be nice to have some promos to stick in here.

Choice Bits

• This show brought to you by Comfort Wipes. Order yours today so we can laugh at you.
• Mellow, depressive, maybe you should stop listening now.
• It takes a bit of nudging but Sheila confesses her drug problem.
• Turns out Evo has never had a real blow job.
• And 12 hours later…
• I got my hair cut (quite a let down after previous conversation)
• What kind of tacky sticker crap do you have on your vehicle?
• Anyone want to pose for the male version silouette?
• Star Wars in Concert.  Great place to try your first Churro.
• ThinkGeek has a tauntaun sleeping bag. Great idea, except I think it’s kid sized and it costs $99. I’ll pass.
• More Heroes suckage. Can’t stop watching, just in case it gets better.
• We’re done. Better luck next week.

Thanks for the heavy petting over the show notes. Now if someone could just figure out why we can’t update any of the plugins here that would be great.

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Recorded on my birthday. What did you get me?

Choice Bits

• Math is hard

• Apologies for last week’s show.
• You fucked my day completely
• I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
• I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
• I look like Nappy Dan
• They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
• Into the Dark
• I plan on showing my ass again
• If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
• Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
• I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
• Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
• That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
• Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
• She’s a pussy-enabler

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