Evo @ 11

We’re joined by Charlie and wife Carolyn. Just proving really smart people can be funny too.

Choice Bits

• Reciprocity.
• You could die but at least you’ll stop smoking.
• Evo was in a frat?
• Try the first beer. Then the second beer.
• Happy Birthday Jack Mangan.
• Hops smelling is the new euphemism for what precisely?
• Happy Birthday Carolyn.
• “Your nose might be a little fatigued.” What’s that a euphemism for?
• NoPantsAZ round two. Yes, we took our pants off in public again. It’s become an annual event.
• Charlie goes to traffic school for not speeding.
• Are you fucking kidding me?
• Evo should never drive again.
• It wasn’t me.
• Charlies wins with his strip-searched by Canada story.
• Bend your knees?
• Carry used hockey gear to avoid traffic tickets.
• The glitter couch needs more glitter.

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We discuss next year’s convention plans, Beatnik Turtle’s song Drunk Man’s Junk and what we know about said junk, and a bit about our my technical difficulties with this site. I keep telling Evo that I don’t have permissions and/or the knowledge to update the plugins and he keeps trying to tell me I can do it. Dude, encouragement only goes so far. So let me know if you aren’t getting it correctly from iTunes, or if how I link it here is fucked up so I can bitch at him some more.

Choice Bits

• Formal introductions… not!
• We didn’t go to Dragon*Con this year
• We’re not going to Dragon*Con next year
• We’re all going to Balticon
• We might go to San Diego Comic-Con
• We’re hoping for whatnot
• We crashed the Discworld Convention last weekend
• Twestival?
• Not just the house is going to get warm
• Another Slumber Party
• Evo finally finished Watchmen which caused a weird speech impediment
• Mocking mockumentaries
• Egads, we’re all deep and philosophical and shit
• Evo wants to DO Tim Curry
• My first Major League Baseball game and my first Rocky Horror on the same night
• Tweetup at Brand-X shirts! Get your twitter name on a shirt.

• Beatnik Turtle’s Song of the Day Drunk Man’s Junk
• Evo’s junk (again)
• Deja-vu strikes again
• College football fans suck. SOONER! or later?
• Our friend Jeff Moriarty is featured in the Phoenix New Times
• We atheists talk about rapture
• Newscaster Beverly Kidd’s visit to gangplank to discuss social media
• We’re STILL have technical difficulties no matter what Evo thinks.

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Tonia Bartz gets to hang out with us tonight to talk about Phoenix Design Week and her upcoming birthday celebrations. Yes, celebrations plural. She’s a partying girl!

Choice Bits

• Yet another new intro
• Zevo at 11?
• Sorry for kidnapping Tonia for the show
• Evo wants it bi-weekly
• I’m officially moved to Tempe sans oldest son and SmallChild
• Other son’s visit ran the gamut of emotions: tears/shock/secrecy/disapproval/fun/expectations
• Sheila’s pissed
• NJ’s engaged! Psyche!
• “She doesn’t have the best delivery” unless you count delivering used alcohol in the backseat
• Promo from Skepchick Maria Walters about the Atlanta Star Party
• Tonia’s working on Phoenix Design Week, so register now and there’s a discount
• Oh yeah, there’s also Phoenix Layers, and no, it’s not people like me who meet to get laid
• “I’m waiting for EvoCon!”
• “I’m very good at interviewing the cabana boys”
• “You chicks are easy” (Duh!)
• “Sat out there for 30 minutes and saw one fucking meteor”
• Lascivious bitch? Moi?
• See, I take over the show notes and the show is posted within a couple of days! Go me!
• Grandmothers. Let’s count: Debbie (0), Tonia (2), Sheila (1), Evo (1)
• “I wouldn’t know ska if he walked in and slapped me”
• “My gifts are either noisy or messy”
• Urine and rats in ball pits
• Day of indulgence
• “I want a pink fedora for my birthday”
• Ethiopian food discussion
• Debbie’s Awesome!

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From that title alone, we should win some sort of prize. And if not for that, because Jeff Moriarty shows up… and pisses all over the new Star Trek movie. Then we get really nasty towards the end.

Choice Bits

• Did you swallow my eye?

• The theory about what color his dick was
• Great title for a movie: Guys in Space
• Paramount paid Jesus to endorse it
• Now I hate the movie thanks to everything you said
• His real name is Huge Ackman
• Fucking with the in-laws: good times
• You are sick and fucking demented
• Orc husband?
• Jesus is crying on me
• Fucking #followfriday
• I liked my idea of #felatiofriday
• Technorama is coming back!
• You’ve got your pasta in a twist…
• I call him a pussy all the damned time
• Quizno’s did not pay for these spots
• Gives a whole different meaning to “secret sauce”
• She’s talking to that passed-out bitch in the corner
• Men, for some reason, want to watch women pee
• I can’t stick my vagina through a hole
• I feel better. I’ve been raunchy.

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Cj Fiero-bender joins us. And the topics are all over the place. I thought this show was supposed to be about me, dammit!?!

Choice Bits

• These are my bitches

• It’s Debbie’s birthday
• I didn’t bring you the Swine flu
• There are more people killed every year by deer
• Balticon 43 promo
• It tastes like adrenaline, as in I just chewed someone’s adrenal gland
• The inside is liquid evil
• All joking aside — that was vile. And it might have been bile.
• It’s one side of your evil face in the dark
• Seth Harwood coming to Phoenix in June
• Are you over 21?
• Do not deliver to an intoxicated person
• Did you get something from dildos.com?
• Watch the video of Seth’s dog eating a steak
• There weren’t too many people drunker than Cj that night
• … and I just leapt into his arms because I had been drinking
• He was like a drink-ticket ATM
• Love Long and Prosper promo
• You usually dress like I do — as little as socially possible
• Assless chaps, baby
• You showed her the vinyl outfit?
• We can’t offend people anymore
• For the record, you can give anyone a blow job, on air, for your birthday, or just because it’s Wednesday
• The flu is not on peoples’ ass
• I don’t care how big your ass is, you’re not going to get the swine flu from it
• His friend had to go to Best Buy to take a dump

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I don’t think you can write explicit large enough to describe this new opening. Holy cow.

Get three SF geeks in a room and give two of them beer, and this is what happens.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week.
• Spot the Cannabis Leaf
• Ejaculate and ejaculate are spelled the same, yet pronounced differently
• I think I just made that word up, too
• Oh my god this is some nasty shit!
• We’re just gonna drink more of this shit and just get stupid drunk after about 3 more drinks
• It coats, soothes and relieves
• Is there a backwards-talking midget?
• You’re not Jonathan Coulton
• But they both end in “illion”
• 10^+5th, 10^-5th… whatever.
• The difference is more than you can conceive in your tiny little ape-brain
• If Hera is mitochondrial Eve, we should all have a little Centurion brain in us
• I don’t have all the factoids up my ass
• I think humans came from another planet
• That ball-and-socket joint was built by god
• Go in the past and bugger Ben
• I have been trying my best to warp myself
• I’m pretty sure your kids are all from different dads.
• Special show next week for Joe

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This show is way to jumpy for detailed show notes. So deal with the choice bits and keywords for the most part. We do put a wrap on Tyler’s question You must hang out for the ending! Thanks, Brad P from N.J. for the new one!

Promo for Love Long and Prosper. Sounds like a threesome between Dan, CJ and Jack.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week. P.G. was late. That’ll teach him

• Evo fucked up in front of 300+ people
• I like my women cheap and dirty when they are wearing makeup.
• And this may be a sign that I’m an alcoholic
• You are actually much better at submission than I am
• I don’t want to be cute, I want to be laid
• You just let her spray something in your mouth?
• Not furries, because furries are nasty
• Think how much Jesus hates you right now
• You’d be able to figure this out quicker if you stopped drinking all the time
• Get off my lawn!
• One deep dicking and she switches right back
• If only I had a shorter cock

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Summary

CJ the Mighty Mommy joins us as we talk about… this stuff. Oh, she’s the better half of Dan from show #15.

Oh and it’s really damned noisy outside the studio at Gangplank. Blame Ignite Boulder. You people are friggin’ loud.

Promo for something I can’t hear because of the echo. My ears suck.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• Fire robin? Like burn a bird?
• “It’s time to drink” starts with an F
• This isn’t my mouth. Someone shit in this mouth.
• No, yours are dry and tasteless
• This isn’t the marital spat show
• He never falls asleep during his favorite thing
• Santa was Santa
• I don’t think it’ll be funny, and I don’t think I’ll do it
• Have I ever flirted with you, Evo?
• No one has to get me drunk, I can do it on my own
• It’s one more than 2008

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