Evo @ 11

Back at GangplankHQ for the night, we chat about nothing really important. I still don’t understand how we have over 800 followers.

Choice Bits

• Lots o’ loogies
• Donut extravaganza topped off by Jack in the Crack
• No actual nuts were chewed during the making of this podcast.
• Why aren’t pistachios red anymore? *
• Supersize me.
• Yes, I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Face is a real song from the musical My Fair Lady.
• She said what?
• Evo just proves every week he’s not as smart as he looks.
• How do you answer your work line?
• Magnophobic Sheila
• Life is show prep
• Scott Sigler actually pays attention to my facebook crap?
• Dream science experts… not.
• Tweetsfortwats is losing it’s umph.  Tweetsforboobs on the other hand…
• Promo for JC Hutchins print debut of 7th Son: Descent.
• She’s an American Girl, or NJ is.
• Adam and Eve for everyone.
• Ideas for fucking with your friends.
• Possibility of me having a real Thanks for Giving.
• The Deadline.
• Coming soon: @MsInformation!

* Originally dye was applied by importers to hide stains on the shells caused when the nuts were picked by hand. Most pistachios are now picked by machine and the shells remain unstained, making dyeing unnecessary except to meet ingrained consumer expectations.

Podcast: Download (29.4MB)

Cj Fiero-bender joins us. And the topics are all over the place. I thought this show was supposed to be about me, dammit!?!

Choice Bits

• These are my bitches

• It’s Debbie’s birthday
• I didn’t bring you the Swine flu
• There are more people killed every year by deer
• Balticon 43 promo
• It tastes like adrenaline, as in I just chewed someone’s adrenal gland
• The inside is liquid evil
• All joking aside — that was vile. And it might have been bile.
• It’s one side of your evil face in the dark
• Seth Harwood coming to Phoenix in June
• Are you over 21?
• Do not deliver to an intoxicated person
• Did you get something from dildos.com?
• Watch the video of Seth’s dog eating a steak
• There weren’t too many people drunker than Cj that night
• … and I just leapt into his arms because I had been drinking
• He was like a drink-ticket ATM
• Love Long and Prosper promo
• You usually dress like I do — as little as socially possible
• Assless chaps, baby
• You showed her the vinyl outfit?
• We can’t offend people anymore
• For the record, you can give anyone a blow job, on air, for your birthday, or just because it’s Wednesday
• The flu is not on peoples’ ass
• I don’t care how big your ass is, you’re not going to get the swine flu from it
• His friend had to go to Best Buy to take a dump

Podcast: Download (Duration: 29:00 — 26.6MB)

Summary

Surprise! We decided to kick out another show for you. Just because we like you. Jack Mangan is the guest. It was supposed to be ‘Jack at 11′, but it turned into a grooming show. Go figure.

Promo for The Seanachai. ‘Cuz Patrick McLean is cool and funny.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• Is this Evo at 22?
• I want to see you in tights
• I’m the Don King of superhero wrestling
• Talk about your box, honey
• Craves bacon, would like to see mother dead
• Special powers of folding toilet paper
• Why does ever show end up with Evo in the toilet?
• I’ve prayed to that toilet god
• Suck the joy right out of it
• It looked like someone had a car crash on his chest

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Podcast: Download (Duration: 26:07 — 24.0MB)