Posts tagged “Dragon*Con”.
Summary
Choice Bits
No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast
Haven’t you ever had your hand on a teat?
I almost pissed myself today
She’s from the past
What the fuck is crap, then?
Cultural harassment charges would be coming up instantly
God we talk about a lot of subjects we know shit about
So religion is arbitrary? No!
I’m not even Catholic and I know nuns aren’t supposed to do that
You just ate Christ!
“Jump on the helicopter” sounds like a creepy sexual position
The prehensile penis comes around
The only thing better would be running ahead of the hot chicks backwards
Detailed Show Notes
The Amish and their children. Do they have the same issues we do? Which spills over to a conversation of various odd religions.
Swahili curse confusion. If your not a native English speaker, you’ll be confused with which slang terms are OK and which are highly offensive. For the same stuff.
And strange as it may sound, we circle BACK to religion. Fucking broken record, that is us.
Oh, and we’re fucked on the party suite for Dragon*Con. If you can help… HELP! Cuz right now, we have no where to have the singular party we really need to have
Someone said we never talked about the antics of No Pants Day on the Light Rail in Phoenix. And since Tyler was there pantsless with us, now seems like a good time to talk about it.
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Posted by Evo Terra at 5:24 pm on January 28th, 2009. No comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: #evfn, Amish, atheism, beer, Belize, Bulgaria, Catholic, Dragon*Con, Easter, English, Episcopalian, george hrab, Harrison Ford, helicopter, incontinent, ipod, Kirsty Alley, light rail, marathon, Mennonites, Ms. Information, nopantsaz, nun, oskar blues, penis, positions, pot, religion, scott sigler, sexual, Skirt Chasers, softball, Soupbone, Swahili, teat, Tim Allen, Witness.
Summary
Debbie’s old friend Wendy joins us for the show, where we bitch about the weather and shit stains.
Debbie slides in two promos: a corrected one for a serialized audiobook called Heart of the Hunter. And no, it isn’t available at Podiobooks.com. Yet. And then for The Scotch Cast. Which I was on. Which rocked the house!
Choice Bits
I need a sleepover
I’m thinking you’re going to have to show me your tits
You must bring paper mache created items
No skulls or wagon wheels
We see the beads, panties & bra in the trees
You hang out with this crazy bitch?
I blame all of this on Scott Sigler
YouTube is full of shit stains
We haven’t actually been dick-hunting yet
Our douchebag husbands were friends…
I’d have been puking my guts out
I bet you’re an even worse pilot
We’re doing this again next week?
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Posted by Evo Terra at 6:13 pm on January 21st, 2009. No comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: #evfn, birthday, Chip, Cleveland, Des Moines, divorce, Dragon*Con, Easter, Fat Cats, Fat Tuesday, Flint, floats, golf, goth, Hudson, Lent, Mardi Gras, Michigan, nopantsaz, paper mache, Podcamp AZ, pool, RV, sailplane, Scotch Cast, scott sigler, skiing, skydiving, snow, stalker, tits, video, weather, youtube.
Summary
Scott Sigler joins the crew! The Future Dark Overlord himself! He’s doing a book tour for Contagious and rolled through Phoenix. This is probably the only interview he’ll be on where he doesn’t spend the whole time pimping his book.
Love the new intro! All hail Debbie, for she is the keeper of audio production for Evo at 11!
Choice Bits
- We have special fridge for beer like yours: it’s the “crap” fridge
- I got fucked by Audacity and I didn’t even cum
- That’s a lot of shackin’ going on
- I’m going to get the belt
- Satan’s 101 Ways to Manage Your Child
- I’m gonna get that damned belt if you don’t sit down (It went to 11)
- Do not piss in the corner of my living room (A perfect 10)
- So then I started swinging from Kansas
- She pulls out the The Damma Gelta Phi pledge paddle…
- He was poking holes in the roof of the rental car
- He threw a potato at him from across the room
- You got your face rubbed in piss?
- You have a mascot in the dining room that manages to offend two cultures at once
- I’m on day 1, got four hours of sleep, I can’t go wrong
- It’s just a romping good time in a horror flick
- There’s a lot of Roman numerals
- I hope his coffin is lined with real Corinthian leather
- You’re halfway to a great porno if you have a midget
- I’m kinda interested in the Total Hofomoration
- I’ve seen pictures of my cousin making a traveshamockery of himself
- Those are not inauguration parties, they are Scott Sigler preview parties
- It takes a hundred nos to get a ho
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Posted by Evo Terra at 4:29 pm on January 14th, 2009. One comment... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: AMC TV, beer, Changing Hands, child rearing, Chino Bandito, Contagious, dale's pale ale, death scenes, death traps, Denver, Discipline, Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, Dragon*Con, Friday the 13th, Gamma Delta Phi, Halloween, Hello Kitty, hornswaggling, horror movies, inauguration, Love Boat, mafia, Nightmare on Elm Street, NJ, parents, Pimps & Hoes III: Soupbone Returns, Planet of the Apes, Playboy Channel, Podiobooks.com, pot, Ricardo Montalban, Saw V, scott sigler, Seattle, Soupbone, spanking, Strongbow, swats, teachers, Total Transformation, vegetarian, Washington D.C..
Summary
A. Kovacs hangs with us, bringing back memories of my trying to control these three chicks (and more) at Dragon*Con. She’s just started podcasting over at Skepchick.org. Nice and fresh. Get the show now before it gets better! Drinking skeptic chicks. What could be better?
Debbie snuck in a promos for Nobilis Erotica. Give her the power to enginer and edit, she’s gonna take it.
Choice Bits
P.G. and what he learned on last week’s show
We started drinking at 4:00 this afternoon
We’ll get back to “naughty”
I’m relatively certain we don’t have permafrost in Arizona
You know… my sister’s a glass blower
I’m going to have to go down to the lobby and have someone unlace me.
I’m the bitch, she’s the hun
I know all about your kinks
How about I give her a staple gun in the calf?
Get tangled in the sheets and crack your head on the headboard
It’s so creepy and frackin’ cool at the same time
Debbie just came
It’s amazing what they can do when they can take their dentures out
Would you dry and fluff Kurt Russell
It would suck to be a 90 year old duck
What wouldn’t be better with Wesley Crusher?
The power to bring back your virginity
Sauce is the magic sauce
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Posted by Evo Terra at 8:46 pm on December 3rd, 2008. 3 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: 90 year old duck eggs, aliens, art, Biosphere II, boots, botanical gardens, cheese cakes, Chihuly, coat hangers, cock and balls, corsets, desert, Disneyland, DNA, dominatrix shoes, Dragon*Con, dumpcake, fluffers, heroes, How to Succeed in Evil, kurt russell, Mike Stackpole, nipple rings, Papago park, Patrick McLean, podiobook, shoe fetish, The Seanachai, The Thing, Wil Wheaton, Wilford Brimley, zombies.
Summary
Choice Bits
- The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.
- You were actually able to turn it on?
- You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
- So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
- If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
- You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
- But that’s a place where people piss!
- Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
- Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
- You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
- I think you’re finally hitting eleven
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Posted by Evo Terra at 5:43 pm on November 12th, 2008. One comment... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: #evfn, airports, Anne McCaffrey, astronauts, bathroom, beer, Blazing Saddles, catalina, Charlie the Beer Guy, coast guard, cub scouts, Dean Haglund, Dragon*Con, flight attendant, florida, frog legs, gators, karaoke, kermit the frog, london, Lone Gunman, Lost, magic johnson, mobile phone, NAR, NAR2008, orlando, Orlando Brewing Company, outer space, Phil Plait, realtors, Reign of Fire, sandals, stewardess, the moon, toilet cast, ugly ducks, Vegas.
Summary
Here I am for lucky show 13. No. Wait. I’m not there. It’s an all girl show. Which would be about as hot as it sounds. Sally Strebel joins Debbie and Sheila. And when the mouse is away… insert a pussy joke here.
No promos, but the pimped the hell out of Best Party Ever!
Choice Bits
No, what I meant was what’s the best party EVAR?!?
P.G. recaps the last show. And no, I didn’t put this out of sequence… Debbie did.
I think I might be schizo
When I turn on Hanna Montana…
You gotta have a good belt song
I usta could do that
He likes to get naked
This car that I just got… it’s a mellow car
I am not short, I am average
Were you laying out and editing at the same time?
I try not to take my laptop out with the suntan lotion and the pool
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Posted by Evo Terra at 7:08 pm on November 5th, 2008. 5 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: accident, aquabats, bachelorette party, Best party ever, Brian Shaler, Carly Simon, Dragon*Con, editing, gasket, george hrab, grilling, hanna montana, johnny cash, laptop, las vegas, laurel k hamilton, molly shannon, pajamas, parties, party bus, party planning, PodcampAZ, pool, prince, short genes, short women, squats, steak, suntan, traffic, vegetarian.
Summary
Podcasting legend CC Chapman joins us this week to drink beer and use his potty mouth. Two things he can’t do on Accident Hash or Managing the Gray. We rule.
Oh shit. I forgot to apologize for last week, and to preface P.G.‘s recap. Which is extra hawsome this week.
Oh, and this is the last promo you’ll hear for Podcamp AZ. It’s the first weekend of November, and we’ll likely not put out a show after this, yet before that. So come, dammit!
Choice Bits
When do we open the beer?
We’re more into the ‘drinking’ thing than the ‘toasting’ thing
Hey, dammit, this show is about me!
Sheila, people in the chat room would like you to lean forward
If you’ve had a couple drinks, you have to stop and think: Am I an innie, or an outie?
It’s hard to have an audio recording in a toilet stall
If you’re touching your junk, do not touch your phone
I am the luckiest woman in the world
Eventually they’ll have an automatic bidet
Someone in my family is going to need to be in front of a jury
You know how them cowboys like to drink
Do you guys live in the middle of Footloose or something?
I’ve had enough Strongbow that I wanna keep talking
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Posted by Evo Terra at 6:22 pm on October 22nd, 2008. 5 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: Arizona, automatic toilets, beer, boston, cc chapman, cell phones, corpse, dale's pale ale, dan klass, dave slusher, douglas welch, Dragon*Con, DUI, evil genius chronicles, gangplank, gary vaynerchuck, golf course, hockey, humidity, in our time, johnny depp, jury duty, kevin bacon, kurt russell, light rail, marketing professionals digital marketing mixer, much to do about nothing, oskar blues, paul newman, Phoenix, photography, podcasting, pool, suburbia, the digital story, tips from the top floor, wine, winter grass.
Summary
Clintus McGintus joins us on this weeks show. And wow, is this all over the place. Just read the Choice Bits and look at the keywords. Not enough coherence from topic to topic to easily generate Detailed Show Notes. I blame Clintus and Sheila.
Evo wants more beer. Sheila still wants more podcast recommendations. Debbie needs a car. Help with one or all of those. Please?
Promos played: Podcamp AZ
Beer consumed: Shannon Farrell‘s Imperial IPA
Oh, and we now have a promo. It’ll change often. Look in the sidebar. And play it on your show.
Choice Bits
Debbie apologies for last week
P.G. recaps last week Or just nabs the funny bits. Funny extract? Distilled humor?
You don’t know, Clintus, because you don’t listen to our show.
Karma is a bitch
I am going to cripple myself so there’s no way she can kill me
You actually keep screwing up my game
Fuck the environment
I want to be able to beat my children
If you buy me this gun, I’ll give you this car I just stole
Don’t burn your toast in the bathtub
Why is it whenever we talk about stupid people, they have an accent?
I know a guy who started a polyamory club
You got some weird friends, man
Did you want to announce your divorce now, on the show?
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Posted by Evo Terra at 10:17 pm on October 15th, 2008. 3 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: alcohol, arizona michigan, ATF, billboards, bus, camping, carpool, child abuse, crazy people, darwin awards, double nickel, Dragon*Con, drinking game, facebook, fights, flickr, flux, fuel economy, google calendar, gun, hybrid, ical, inbreeding, ipod, jail, karma, kids, killer bunnies, los angeles, magic fridge, marriage, oklahoma, politicians, public transportation, ribbon campaigns, San Francisco, sex, snake bites, social media, speed camera, speeding, texas, twitter, uat, video blogger, whole foods, zombie flux.
Summary
No guests this week but that doesn’t stop us. And Evo’s so slow Debbie’s doing the show notes. Don’t expect them to be as amusing but read ‘em anyway, dammit!
Choice bits
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Posted by debbie at 8:02 pm on September 17th, 2008. One comment... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: basement, beauty, bestiality, Dragon*Con, dragons, dungeons, gangplank, movies, Podcamp AZ, pool, traffic, twitter, ustream, wikipedia.
Summary
Eliza Sea joins the crew… and totally derails the conversation. Seriously. Look at how much ground we cover!
Choice bits
Apologies for last week’s episode
You are not nearly as big of an asshole in person as I thought you would be
You put out a bunch of bullshit
I wear my heart on my face
No more food! No more food!
Baby kangaroo in macaroni & cheese
You found out your cousin is getting married because she posted an ultrasound?
Life is not a cabaret, it’s a fucking circus
My body doesn’t move that way: gracefully
Wonder twin powers, unite!
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Posted by Evo Terra at 11:10 am on September 10th, 2008. 4 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: apologies, asshole, beer, belly dancing, bitch, critical thinking, Dragon*Con, kids today, librarian, mac & cheese, mom, myspace, nachos, protesters, saint, snarky, spontaneous combustion.