Posts tagged “Dragon*Con”.

Evoat11 23 – Amish Teenagers Speak Swahili

Summary

    Tyler Hurst joins the crew. And no, he wasn’t on before and no, we didn’t lose that interview? How do rumors like that get started?

    Promo played for Geek Radio Daily

Choice Bits

  • No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast

  • Haven’t you ever had your hand on a teat?
  • I almost pissed myself today
  • She’s from the past
  • What the fuck is crap, then?
  • Cultural harassment charges would be coming up instantly
  • God we talk about a lot of subjects we know shit about
  • So religion is arbitrary? No!
  • I’m not even Catholic and I know nuns aren’t supposed to do that
  • You just ate Christ!
  • “Jump on the helicopter” sounds like a creepy sexual position
  • The prehensile penis comes around
  • The only thing better would be running ahead of the hot chicks backwards

Detailed Show Notes

    The Amish and their children. Do they have the same issues we do? Which spills over to a conversation of various odd religions.

    Swahili curse confusion. If your not a native English speaker, you’ll be confused with which slang terms are OK and which are highly offensive. For the same stuff.

    And strange as it may sound, we circle BACK to religion. Fucking broken record, that is us.

    Oh, and we’re fucked on the party suite for Dragon*Con. If you can help… HELP! Cuz right now, we have no where to have the singular party we really need to have

    Someone said we never talked about the antics of No Pants Day on the Light Rail in Phoenix. And since Tyler was there pantsless with us, now seems like a good time to talk about it.

Evoat11 22 – I Gave Up Religion For Lent

Summary

    Debbie’s old friend Wendy joins us for the show, where we bitch about the weather and shit stains.

    Debbie slides in two promos: a corrected one for a serialized audiobook called Heart of the Hunter. And no, it isn’t available at Podiobooks.com. Yet. And then for The Scotch Cast. Which I was on. Which rocked the house!

Choice Bits

  • I need a sleepover

  • I’m thinking you’re going to have to show me your tits
  • You must bring paper mache created items
  • No skulls or wagon wheels
  • We see the beads, panties & bra in the trees
  • You hang out with this crazy bitch?
  • I blame all of this on Scott Sigler
  • YouTube is full of shit stains
  • We haven’t actually been dick-hunting yet
  • Our douchebag husbands were friends…
  • I’d have been puking my guts out
  • I bet you’re an even worse pilot
  • We’re doing this again next week?

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Evoat11 Show 21 – General Siglerisimo Invades

Summary

    Scott Sigler joins the crew! The Future Dark Overlord himself! He’s doing a book tour for Contagious and rolled through Phoenix. This is probably the only interview he’ll be on where he doesn’t spend the whole time pimping his book.

    Love the new intro! All hail Debbie, for she is the keeper of audio production for Evo at 11!

Choice Bits

  • We have special fridge for beer like yours: it’s the “crap” fridge
  • I got fucked by Audacity and I didn’t even cum
  • That’s a lot of shackin’ going on
  • I’m going to get the belt
  • Satan’s 101 Ways to Manage Your Child
  • I’m gonna get that damned belt if you don’t sit down (It went to 11)
  • Do not piss in the corner of my living room (A perfect 10)
  • So then I started swinging from Kansas
  • She pulls out the The Damma Gelta Phi pledge paddle…
  • He was poking holes in the roof of the rental car
  • He threw a potato at him from across the room
  • You got your face rubbed in piss?
  • You have a mascot in the dining room that manages to offend two cultures at once
  • I’m on day 1, got four hours of sleep, I can’t go wrong
  • It’s just a romping good time in a horror flick
  • There’s a lot of Roman numerals
  • I hope his coffin is lined with real Corinthian leather
  • You’re halfway to a great porno if you have a midget
  • I’m kinda interested in the Total Hofomoration
  • I’ve seen pictures of my cousin making a traveshamockery of himself
  • Those are not inauguration parties, they are Scott Sigler preview parties
  • It takes a hundred nos to get a ho

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Evoat11 17 – A is for A Real Girl

Summary

    A. Kovacs hangs with us, bringing back memories of my trying to control these three chicks (and more) at Dragon*Con. She’s just started podcasting over at Skepchick.org. Nice and fresh. Get the show now before it gets better! Drinking skeptic chicks. What could be better?

    Debbie snuck in a promos for Nobilis Erotica. Give her the power to enginer and edit, she’s gonna take it.

Choice Bits

  • P.G. and what he learned on last week’s show

  • We started drinking at 4:00 this afternoon
  • We’ll get back to “naughty”
  • I’m relatively certain we don’t have permafrost in Arizona
  • You know… my sister’s a glass blower
  • I’m going to have to go down to the lobby and have someone unlace me.
  • I’m the bitch, she’s the hun
  • I know all about your kinks
  • How about I give her a staple gun in the calf?
  • Get tangled in the sheets and crack your head on the headboard
  • It’s so creepy and frackin’ cool at the same time
  • Debbie just came
  • It’s amazing what they can do when they can take their dentures out
  • Would you dry and fluff Kurt Russell
  • It would suck to be a 90 year old duck
  • What wouldn’t be better with Wesley Crusher?
  • The power to bring back your virginity
  • Sauce is the magic sauce

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Evoat11 14 – Evo’s Back and Pissing Off Stewardesses Everywhere

Summary

    I’m finally back from traveling. We’ll cover that, plus the stuff that happened here while I was gone. Don’t travel. Ever.

    Debbie slid in a promo for Dean Haglund’s show. Wonder if you’ll know why?

Choice Bits

  • The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.
  • You were actually able to turn it on?
  • You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
  • So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
  • If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
  • You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
  • But that’s a place where people piss!
  • Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
  • Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
  • You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
  • I think you’re finally hitting eleven

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Evoat11 13 – Girls Gone Wild

Summary

    Here I am for lucky show 13. No. Wait. I’m not there. It’s an all girl show. Which would be about as hot as it sounds. Sally Strebel joins Debbie and Sheila. And when the mouse is away… insert a pussy joke here.

    No promos, but the pimped the hell out of Best Party Ever!

Choice Bits

  • No, what I meant was what’s the best party EVAR?!?

  • P.G. recaps the last show. And no, I didn’t put this out of sequence… Debbie did.
  • I think I might be schizo
  • When I turn on Hanna Montana…
  • You gotta have a good belt song
  • I usta could do that
  • He likes to get naked
  • This car that I just got… it’s a mellow car
  • I am not short, I am average
  • Were you laying out and editing at the same time?
  • I try not to take my laptop out with the suntan lotion and the pool

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Evoat11 12 – CC Chapman, welcome to Footloose!

Summary

    Podcasting legend CC Chapman joins us this week to drink beer and use his potty mouth. Two things he can’t do on Accident Hash or Managing the Gray. We rule.

    Oh shit. I forgot to apologize for last week, and to preface P.G.‘s recap. Which is extra hawsome this week.

    Oh, and this is the last promo you’ll hear for Podcamp AZ. It’s the first weekend of November, and we’ll likely not put out a show after this, yet before that. So come, dammit!

Choice Bits

  • When do we open the beer?
  • We’re more into the ‘drinking’ thing than the ‘toasting’ thing
  • Hey, dammit, this show is about me!
  • Sheila, people in the chat room would like you to lean forward
  • If you’ve had a couple drinks, you have to stop and think: Am I an innie, or an outie?
  • It’s hard to have an audio recording in a toilet stall
  • If you’re touching your junk, do not touch your phone
  • I am the luckiest woman in the world
  • Eventually they’ll have an automatic bidet
  • Someone in my family is going to need to be in front of a jury
  • You know how them cowboys like to drink
  • Do you guys live in the middle of Footloose or something?
  • I’ve had enough Strongbow that I wanna keep talking

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Evoat11 11 – Clintus and a thousand topics

Summary

    Clintus McGintus joins us on this weeks show. And wow, is this all over the place. Just read the Choice Bits and look at the keywords. Not enough coherence from topic to topic to easily generate Detailed Show Notes. I blame Clintus and Sheila.

    Evo wants more beer. Sheila still wants more podcast recommendations. Debbie needs a car. Help with one or all of those. Please?

    Promos played: Podcamp AZ

    Beer consumed: Shannon Farrell‘s Imperial IPA

    Oh, and we now have a promo. It’ll change often. Look in the sidebar. And play it on your show.

Choice Bits

  • Debbie apologies for last week
  • P.G. recaps last week Or just nabs the funny bits. Funny extract? Distilled humor?
  • You don’t know, Clintus, because you don’t listen to our show.
  • Karma is a bitch
  • I am going to cripple myself so there’s no way she can kill me
  • You actually keep screwing up my game
  • Fuck the environment
  • I want to be able to beat my children
  • If you buy me this gun, I’ll give you this car I just stole
  • Don’t burn your toast in the bathtub
  • Why is it whenever we talk about stupid people, they have an accent?
  • I know a guy who started a polyamory club
  • You got some weird friends, man
  • Did you want to announce your divorce now, on the show?

Evoat11 07 – Best of Bestiality

Summary

    No guests this week but that doesn’t stop us. And Evo’s so slow Debbie’s doing the show notes. Don’t expect them to be as amusing but read ‘em anyway, dammit!

Choice bits

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Evoat11 06 – Eliza Sea!

Summary

    Eliza Sea joins the crew… and totally derails the conversation. Seriously. Look at how much ground we cover!

Choice bits

  • Apologies for last week’s episode

  • You are not nearly as big of an asshole in person as I thought you would be
  • You put out a bunch of bullshit
  • I wear my heart on my face
  • No more food! No more food!
  • Baby kangaroo in macaroni & cheese
  • You found out your cousin is getting married because she posted an ultrasound?
  • Life is not a cabaret, it’s a fucking circus
  • My body doesn’t move that way: gracefully
  • Wonder twin powers, unite!

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