We recorded (on a phone, mind you) this special event – DinerCon after Balticon – this year just for fun. Hope you enjoy it. Evo is absent and the guests were:
Bruce Press
Julie Press
Ben Press
Allie Press
Brian Gregory
Donna Mugavero
Brent Weichsel
It is quite long and loud but we though you might enjoy it.
We discuss next year’s convention plans, Beatnik Turtle’s song Drunk Man’s Junk and what we know about said junk, and a bit about our my technical difficulties with this site. I keep telling Evo that I don’t have permissions and/or the knowledge to update the plugins and he keeps trying to tell me I can do it. Dude, encouragement only goes so far. So let me know if you aren’t getting it correctly from iTunes, or if how I link it here is fucked up so I can bitch at him some more.
Actually, considering our first one went out July 23rd, 2008 it’s way past our Anniversary show. But we didn’t really make a public announcement until Dragon*Con 2008 though so we consider that our starting date. Sort of. Whatever. So in celebration we have a new avatar. Yeah Evo’s real excited too.
Our guest is Arioch Morningstar (seriously, that sounds like a romance novel name, right?) who improves most of Scott Sigler’s recordings. Yay Arioch! I’ll bet he still had to pay for his copy of The Rookie.
Choice Bits
Scott Sigler is a techtard.
How much audio editing do you really have to do for Scott? No answer.
“Again, not prepared for your own show.”
Do you need a fresh bowl?
She doesn’t sweat, she glows. She doesn’t splash, she flows.
I should design toilets.
“What would be the appropriate soundtrack to piss to?”
A really bad barnyard joke, which leads to…
Pigs orgasm for three hours.
“Now we have another not to raise pigs in our bathtub.”
IKEA!
Lizard vs. Iguana. Iguana vs. snakes.
I guess I could make it easier to find the archives here.
Hey, it’s our Anniversary Show!
Evo will NOT do the show if I’m not here to do the dirty work.
Yet he’ll do the dirty lawn work at home now. Go figure.
“If you’re an ex-hippie and she’s a quasi-hippie…”
Tepiary, Topiary
We should bring him in and wax him.
There is no way to determine what goes viral but you should have known about People of WalMart.
Some guy named Tony Solano chats with us this week about social media. I’m guessing the first steps in social media are getting visible on Facebook, twitter and/or LinkedIn. Sheila has an empty nest crying episode; I wish I could but my kids won’t leave. Evo pokes at the cops.
Choice Bits
He’s trying to learn about social media by coming on our show?
This would be the cul-de-sac of the journey that you’re on.
Irony: Plagiarizing your report on plagiarizing.
“Hit your lights when you’re gonna do this crazy maneuver!”
Chains are effective for clearing out skateboarders.
Campus Docs are the best thing in college.
Toasted Subs. CHeBA Hut? (Website’s music sounds like 70′s porn)
Math is hard
Apologies for last week’s show.
You fucked my day completely
I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
I look like Nappy Dan
They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
Into the Dark
I plan on showing my ass again
If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
She’s a pussy-enabler
Jack Hosley visits. And we’re too busy talking about heavy drinking to pay as much attention as we should. We suck at hosting people.
Choice Bits
You were a lot drunk
Shut the fuck up, woman
Invite the wrong crowd and encourage them to do bad things
Evocon (should really be ShEvo:con, I think)
This is another story of my idiot son
It’s illegal to drive down the road with the doors open on the van — while you’re drinking
This is life lesson #242
His wife is a useless princess
I’m not touching my kid’s testicle
Was it Twilight terrible?
Debbie always falls for the dumpy guy
WanderRadio.com
You are a big ass
None of her family listens to this show
OK, have my empty can Sincere Driver Needed
Ding.
Apologies for last week’s show
But there will be no fellatio
I jotted down show notes, but I’m not too sure I can read them
Ding
Evo ate a baby on the plane
What strange shit can you say right now?
Is there a chemist in the room?
You may put your mouth all over my scotch
Now I’m just the fucking errand boy
Tommy Chong’s Waffle House
I’m a dick
Phil Rossi was banned from this show two years ago
It means “nice ass” in Lat
“How are you living a little”
I wanna fuck you like a chemist
I can’t deal with anything that ends in “Z”. Like the alphabet?
The opposite of ding sounds racist, so I’m not gonna say it
Shut up, it’s my show
I’m sorry, four and five didn’t make it
The good news is; I don’t care
Holy shit I need some more field scotch
Science Thriction?
Just looking for a reason to hate
But now the bitch cleans
Has anyone in the audience done an alcohol enema?
Ding.
Debbie comes up with the best show titles. Just the three of us. Building big castles in the sky.
Choice Bits
When committing a crime and/or having sex: do not film yourself.
It’s not like they fucked the pig that made the pepperoni
Sex with the Pig in the City
Get off my lawn!
Mur Lafferty’s inside story access to War – > heavennovel.com
Are you a monkey fucking, hit every room and every piece of the furniture person?
Oh there’s a candle involved all right
It’s white shit that gets smeared on bread
When did the Depends come in?
The wand of Double Penetration
Come to Podcamp AZ – November 14th & 15th. It’s free. You’ll have fun.
Michael Vick as spokesman for Humane Society? Will Dick Cheney as spokesman for Amnesty International be next?
I’m not any kind of model
Could George Hrab rape a dog?
Rachel Reese joins us this week. And I’m kinda liking this format of show notes where I skip the Detailed Show Notes. I’m thinking those are now officially a thing of the past.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week’s show, with P.G. Holyfield telling you why.
She’s going to be an escort
Have you thought about firebombing them?
Please give me the breathalyzer
I heard all about those, but I’m not that old
Don’t put the shitty beer in my fridge
He’s 26 and wants to move back in with his mother
The tortoise sex is very noisy
You don’t know what Dragon*con is? What the hell is wrong with you?
I’m not pissing off the side of the roof
If I had a dinglehopper and I could whip it out…
So it’s back to dick jokes already, is it?
I shaved my balls for this?
Swallow or it’s going in your eye
Everybody wanted to be Debbie
You’re kind of a fucking bummer
I look damn fucking sexy in a Playboy Bunny outfit
I could wear my loincloth