Evo @ 11

Summary

A. Kovacs hangs with us, bringing back memories of my trying to control these three chicks (and more) at Dragon*Con. She’s just started podcasting over at Skepchick.org. Nice and fresh. Get the show now before it gets better! Drinking skeptic chicks. What could be better?

Debbie snuck in a promos for Nobilis Erotica. Give her the power to enginer and edit, she’s gonna take it.

Choice Bits

• P.G. and what he learned on last week’s show

• We started drinking at 4:00 this afternoon
• We’ll get back to “naughty”
• I’m relatively certain we don’t have permafrost in Arizona
• You know… my sister’s a glass blower
• I’m going to have to go down to the lobby and have someone unlace me.
• I’m the bitch, she’s the hun
• I know all about your kinks
• How about I give her a staple gun in the calf?
• Get tangled in the sheets and crack your head on the headboard
• It’s so creepy and frackin’ cool at the same time
• Debbie just came
• It’s amazing what they can do when they can take their dentures out
• Would you dry and fluff Kurt Russell
• It would suck to be a 90 year old duck
• What wouldn’t be better with Wesley Crusher?
• The power to bring back your virginity
• Sauce is the magic sauce

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Podcast: Download (duration: 27:13 — 25.0MB)

Summary

I’m finally back from traveling. We’ll cover that, plus the stuff that happened here while I was gone. Don’t travel. Ever.

Debbie slid in a promo for Dean Haglund’s show. Wonder if you’ll know why?

Choice Bits

• The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.

• You were actually able to turn it on?
• You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
• So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
• If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
• You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
• But that’s a place where people piss!
• Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
• Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
• You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
• I think you’re finally hitting eleven

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Summary

Here I am for lucky show 13. No. Wait. I’m not there. It’s an all girl show. Which would be about as hot as it sounds. Sally Strebel joins Debbie and Sheila. And when the mouse is away… insert a pussy joke here.

No promos, but the pimped the hell out of Best Party Ever!

Choice Bits

• No, what I meant was what’s the best party EVAR?!?

• P.G. recaps the last show. And no, I didn’t put this out of sequence… Debbie did.
• I think I might be schizo
• When I turn on Hanna Montana…
• You gotta have a good belt song
• I usta could do that
• He likes to get naked
• This car that I just got… it’s a mellow car
• I am not short, I am average
• Were you laying out and editing at the same time?
• I try not to take my laptop out with the suntan lotion and the pool

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Summary

Podcasting legend CC Chapman joins us this week to drink beer and use his potty mouth. Two things he can’t do on Accident Hash or Managing the Gray. We rule.

Oh shit. I forgot to apologize for last week, and to preface P.G.’s recap. Which is extra hawsome this week.

Oh, and this is the last promo you’ll hear for Podcamp AZ. It’s the first weekend of November, and we’ll likely not put out a show after this, yet before that. So come, dammit!

Choice Bits

• When do we open the beer?
• We’re more into the ‘drinking’ thing than the ‘toasting’ thing
• Hey, dammit, this show is about me!
• Sheila, people in the chat room would like you to lean forward
• If you’ve had a couple drinks, you have to stop and think: Am I an innie, or an outie?
• It’s hard to have an audio recording in a toilet stall
• If you’re touching your junk, do not touch your phone
• I am the luckiest woman in the world
• Eventually they’ll have an automatic bidet
• Someone in my family is going to need to be in front of a jury
• You know how them cowboys like to drink
• Do you guys live in the middle of Footloose or something?
• I’ve had enough Strongbow that I wanna keep talking

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Podcast: Download (duration: 26:51 — 24.6MB)

Summary

Clintus McGintus joins us on this weeks show. And wow, is this all over the place. Just read the Choice Bits and look at the keywords. Not enough coherence from topic to topic to easily generate Detailed Show Notes. I blame Clintus and Sheila.

Evo wants more beer. Sheila still wants more podcast recommendations. Debbie needs a car. Help with one or all of those. Please?

Promos played: Podcamp AZ

Beer consumed: Shannon Farrell’s Imperial IPA

Oh, and we now have a promo. It’ll change often. Look in the sidebar. And play it on your show.

Choice Bits

• Debbie apologies for last week
• P.G. recaps last week Or just nabs the funny bits. Funny extract? Distilled humor?
• You don’t know, Clintus, because you don’t listen to our show.
• Karma is a bitch
• I am going to cripple myself so there’s no way she can kill me
• You actually keep screwing up my game
• Fuck the environment
• I want to be able to beat my children
• If you buy me this gun, I’ll give you this car I just stole
• Don’t burn your toast in the bathtub
• Why is it whenever we talk about stupid people, they have an accent?
• I know a guy who started a polyamory club
• You got some weird friends, man
• Did you want to announce your divorce now, on the show?

Podcast: Download (duration: 38:22 — 35.2MB)

Summary

No guests this week but that doesn’t stop us. And Evo’s so slow Debbie’s doing the show notes. Don’t expect them to be as amusing but read ‘em anyway, dammit!

Choice bits

• Apologies for last week’s episode.
• Evo’s wiki page is in danger! Whoopee shit.
• Hey, a promo for Podcamp AZ 2008. Wonder who’ll be there? Duh!
• Crickets, crickets everywhere and not enough to feed the dragon.
• Evo’s momis on twitter?
• Thanks to TSDivaDani, Fresh and Easy is stalking Debbie on twitter.
• James Archer has infected everyone with twittertaint.
• Brad P likes us! He really really likes us!
• Yet another example of Debbie
  s excellent parenting skills and Sheila’s cultural sensitivity.
• No movie reviews on Free Money and Shanghai Noon.
• Sheila’s always presentable, butthead. Don’t dress and drive. Or curl your hair.
• Gangplank Studios is moving to better digs (not diggs) and hopefully we’ll be cooler.
• Go fuck a duck.

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Summary

Eliza Sea joins the crew… and totally derails the conversation. Seriously. Look at how much ground we cover!

Choice bits

• Apologies for last week’s episode

• You are not nearly as big of an asshole in person as I thought you would be
• You put out a bunch of bullshit
• I wear my heart on my face
• No more food! No more food!
• Baby kangaroo in macaroni & cheese
• You found out your cousin is getting married because she posted an ultrasound?
• Life is not a cabaret, it’s a fucking circus
• My body doesn’t move that way: gracefully
• Wonder twin powers, unite!

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Podcast: Download (duration: 24:39 — 22.6MB)

Tip from Evo: loads of links in this post. Uncover them for juicy photos.

Summary

We give poor Jack Mangan a hard time for wimping out and going to CopperCon while we had much more fun at Dragon*Con.

Choice Bits

• Jack Mangan or David Moldawer?

• Sexy, vampire novelist or sexy vampire novelist?
• You know what keeps Lou Ferrigno looking young? Gamma rays.
• Ringworm con!
• Tee Morris: “How many books can I sell before I get to the shower?”
• Guests with large upper body dimensions should not ride this ride.
• It was like “Killroy was here”, but with boobs.
• I can get you to feel me up any time.
• She said the “F” word. Probably not the “F” word you are thinking of.

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Summary

After returning from the New Media Expo, we are joined by Twitter all-star Chuck Reynolds to hear his experiences with hookers in Vegas. No, really. That’s all we talked about. Chuck was here.

Choice Bits

• Boobs hanging out doesn’t attract the younger guy? Chuck?
• You. Hooker. Come here.
• If it was cheap and she was really good…
• I’m only going to pay for it if I can’t get it myself.
• All my Vegas trips are similar.
• ‘Tricks are for kids’ = ‘Hey bitch motherfucker let’s fight’.
• Most of them look like hobbits.

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Podcast: Download (duration: 22:34 — 20.7MB)

Summary

Evo, Sheila, and Debbie chat with Jack Mangan about obsessive TV watching, young musicians and upcoming convention plans.

Choice Bits

• There won’t be an episode two of this podcast.
• It’s not that I didn’t finish, it’s just that I realized that was as stupid sport.
• David Lynch? What else has he done?
• You were playing John Denver songs when you were younger, Jack.
• I don’t want the snake out, thank you.
• Stupid education crap.
• I was going to get 1 keg for all three days of Dragon*Con.
• Furry corsets?

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Podcast: Download (duration: 19:34 — 18.0MB)