Rachel Reese joins us this week. And I’m kinda liking this format of show notes where I skip the Detailed Show Notes. I’m thinking those are now officially a thing of the past.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week’s show, with P.G. Holyfield telling you why.
She’s going to be an escort
Have you thought about firebombing them?
Please give me the breathalyzer
I heard all about those, but I’m not that old
Don’t put the shitty beer in my fridge
He’s 26 and wants to move back in with his mother
The tortoise sex is very noisy
You don’t know what Dragon*con is? What the hell is wrong with you?
I’m not pissing off the side of the roof
If I had a dinglehopper and I could whip it out…
So it’s back to dick jokes already, is it?
I shaved my balls for this?
Swallow or it’s going in your eye
Everybody wanted to be Debbie
You’re kind of a fucking bummer
I look damn fucking sexy in a Playboy Bunny outfit
I could wear my loincloth
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Posted by Evo Terra at 9:57 pm on March 11th, 2009. One comment... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: animals, Atlanta, beer, Brad P, Dean Haglund, Dragon*Con, Hugh Grant, Improv AZ PHX, independent contractor, Jack Mangan, Jagermeister, Malt Duck, Mickey's Big Mouth, party, Playboy, Rachel Reese, Rene Zellweger, Shaun Jacob, Strongbow.
Summary
Jeff Moriarty hangs out with the cast of fools. And it’s pretty obvious that Debbie is having a BLAST with making new intros. You go, girl!
Choice Bits
Apologies for the show last week. That was uncalled for.
P.G. tells you what he learned on last week’s show… and the week before that!
The funny will be determined later
He’s a 17 year old going on 94
That’s a fortune cookie: “Don’t have old children”
From boutique, to yard sale… and now we’re at take-out
We’ve talked about prostitutes before
That had to be a big Italian pissing match
How does it feel to want?
Most podcasts suck
Well no, I’m still a man…
It’s quite rude to call our guest lame
I’ve decided I’m becoming and anti-Santite
I had you at “Ho ho ho”
Where do the mutant penguins live?
Her ovaries went “ding”?
If something goes wrong, I’m going to need one of your kidneys
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Posted by Evo Terra at 7:19 pm on November 26th, 2008. 2 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: bah humbug, boutique, car rental, daddy longlegs, Dean Haglund, Don Johnson, ho, holidays, jeans, kidneys, lame, Mesa Community College, mobile phone, old people, ovulation, penguin, pimp, pregnancy, Santa, screenplay, sister, spider, students, Thanksgiving, yard sale.
Summary
Choice Bits
- The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.
- You were actually able to turn it on?
- You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
- So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
- If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
- You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
- But that’s a place where people piss!
- Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
- Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
- You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
- I think you’re finally hitting eleven
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Posted by Evo Terra at 5:43 pm on November 12th, 2008. One comment... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: #evfn, airports, Anne McCaffrey, astronauts, bathroom, beer, Blazing Saddles, catalina, Charlie the Beer Guy, coast guard, cub scouts, Dean Haglund, Dragon*Con, flight attendant, florida, frog legs, gators, karaoke, kermit the frog, london, Lone Gunman, Lost, magic johnson, mobile phone, NAR, NAR2008, orlando, Orlando Brewing Company, outer space, Phil Plait, realtors, Reign of Fire, sandals, stewardess, the moon, toilet cast, ugly ducks, Vegas.