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Evoat11 24 – We got us a Convoy! No wait, it’s Conroy.

Summary

    Good luck picking the theme out of this week’s show. Chris Conrey joins us, we talk about stuff you can read about below.

    Debbie sneaks in a promo for Star Wars Fanworks and a second promo (wtf?) is for The Geek Spin.

Choice Bits

  • PG recaps… and since he’s been gone for a LONG TIME… it’s a long recap. Good for the noobs. Boring as hell for the regulars. Choose wisely on this IWLLWOEE
  • Debbie actually pees Strongbow
  • Florida has been known to spontaneously combust
  • I don’t know… I was a little drunk
  • I’m hung like a shetland pony
  • It’s short but it’s thick — feels like you’re being fucked by a cheese wheel
  • Not to take a lot of the credit, but I think we’re fucking hilarious

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Evoat11 Show 21 – General Siglerisimo Invades

Summary

    Scott Sigler joins the crew! The Future Dark Overlord himself! He’s doing a book tour for Contagious and rolled through Phoenix. This is probably the only interview he’ll be on where he doesn’t spend the whole time pimping his book.

    Love the new intro! All hail Debbie, for she is the keeper of audio production for Evo at 11!

Choice Bits

  • We have special fridge for beer like yours: it’s the “crap” fridge
  • I got fucked by Audacity and I didn’t even cum
  • That’s a lot of shackin’ going on
  • I’m going to get the belt
  • Satan’s 101 Ways to Manage Your Child
  • I’m gonna get that damned belt if you don’t sit down (It went to 11)
  • Do not piss in the corner of my living room (A perfect 10)
  • So then I started swinging from Kansas
  • She pulls out the The Damma Gelta Phi pledge paddle…
  • He was poking holes in the roof of the rental car
  • He threw a potato at him from across the room
  • You got your face rubbed in piss?
  • You have a mascot in the dining room that manages to offend two cultures at once
  • I’m on day 1, got four hours of sleep, I can’t go wrong
  • It’s just a romping good time in a horror flick
  • There’s a lot of Roman numerals
  • I hope his coffin is lined with real Corinthian leather
  • You’re halfway to a great porno if you have a midget
  • I’m kinda interested in the Total Hofomoration
  • I’ve seen pictures of my cousin making a traveshamockery of himself
  • Those are not inauguration parties, they are Scott Sigler preview parties
  • It takes a hundred nos to get a ho

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Evoat11 12 – CC Chapman, welcome to Footloose!

Summary

    Podcasting legend CC Chapman joins us this week to drink beer and use his potty mouth. Two things he can’t do on Accident Hash or Managing the Gray. We rule.

    Oh shit. I forgot to apologize for last week, and to preface P.G.‘s recap. Which is extra hawsome this week.

    Oh, and this is the last promo you’ll hear for Podcamp AZ. It’s the first weekend of November, and we’ll likely not put out a show after this, yet before that. So come, dammit!

Choice Bits

  • When do we open the beer?
  • We’re more into the ‘drinking’ thing than the ‘toasting’ thing
  • Hey, dammit, this show is about me!
  • Sheila, people in the chat room would like you to lean forward
  • If you’ve had a couple drinks, you have to stop and think: Am I an innie, or an outie?
  • It’s hard to have an audio recording in a toilet stall
  • If you’re touching your junk, do not touch your phone
  • I am the luckiest woman in the world
  • Eventually they’ll have an automatic bidet
  • Someone in my family is going to need to be in front of a jury
  • You know how them cowboys like to drink
  • Do you guys live in the middle of Footloose or something?
  • I’ve had enough Strongbow that I wanna keep talking

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Evoat11 10 – Debbie’s Bitch Show

Summary

    Debbie has a few things she needs to get off her chest. So how about I shut up a bit and let her go? Jack picked the wrong show to show back up for and P.G. is adding a bit more production to his recap segment. Plus he’s stretching the concept of fair use. But hey, blood from a turnip, you know?

    Promo for Podiobooks.com (not by me, promise)

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week
  • Maybe for you, big man
  • I feel like I’m 15
  • I will totally crush this can against my forehead when I’m done
  • Did it take you 2 weeks to discover there was no stereo?
  • I’ve driven Pintos that were better than this car
  • He couldn’t figure out there were two Bs in Debbie
  • The stripper showed up to the birthday party
  • I’m sorry, but those are some unfortunate-looking babies
  • Their idea of being frindly is to not kick your ass
  • I don’t want to be anywhere where you can’t touch yourself
  • The last 10 minutes was “blah blah blah”
  • Honey my ass
  • If it’ll get people there, I’ll kick shit over.

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Evoat11 05 – Dragon*Con Review

Tip from Evo: loads of links in this post. Uncover them for juicy photos.

Summary

    We give poor Jack Mangan a hard time for wimping out and going to CopperCon while we had much more fun at Dragon*Con.

Choice Bits

  • Jack Mangan or David Moldawer?

  • Sexy, vampire novelist or sexy vampire novelist?
  • You know what keeps Lou Ferrigno looking young? Gamma rays.
  • Ringworm con!
  • Tee Morris: “How many books can I sell before I get to the shower?”
  • Guests with large upper body dimensions should not ride this ride.
  • It was like “Killroy was here”, but with boobs.
  • I can get you to feel me up any time.
  • She said the “F” word. Probably not the “F” word you are thinking of.

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