Evo @ 11

We’re joined by Charlie and wife Carolyn. Just proving really smart people can be funny too.

Choice Bits

• Reciprocity.
• You could die but at least you’ll stop smoking.
• Evo was in a frat?
• Try the first beer. Then the second beer.
• Happy Birthday Jack Mangan.
• Hops smelling is the new euphemism for what precisely?
• Happy Birthday Carolyn.
• “Your nose might be a little fatigued.” What’s that a euphemism for?
• NoPantsAZ round two. Yes, we took our pants off in public again. It’s become an annual event.
• Charlie goes to traffic school for not speeding.
• Are you fucking kidding me?
• Evo should never drive again.
• It wasn’t me.
• Charlies wins with his strip-searched by Canada story.
• Bend your knees?
• Carry used hockey gear to avoid traffic tickets.
• The glitter couch needs more glitter.

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Some guy named Tony Solano chats with us this week about social media.  I’m guessing the first steps in social media are getting visible on Facebook, twitter and/or LinkedIn. Sheila has an empty nest crying episode; I wish I could but my kids won’t leave. Evo pokes at the cops.

Choice Bits

• He’s trying to learn about social media by coming on our show?
• This would be the cul-de-sac of the journey that you’re on.
• Irony: Plagiarizing your report on plagiarizing.
• “Hit your lights when you’re gonna do this crazy maneuver!”
• Chains are effective for clearing out skateboarders.
• Campus Docs are the best thing in college.
• Toasted Subs. CHeBA Hut? (Website’s music sounds like 70′s porn)
• Ted’s Hot Dogs is the icon in hot dogs.
• The Hustler Store is now a daycare center.
• There’s no dildo store at Tempe Marketplace unless they open a Dicktoria Secret.
• Solo rope play isn’t as easy as you’d think, just ask David Carradine.
• EvoCon is now HallowEvo Con!
• “I betcha pretty soon you’re gonna give that to Debbie too.”
• The new FuckOff podcast.
• “Did you get to touch his mace?”
• “Just kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?”
• Phil Plait‘s promo for the Atlanta Star Party just before Dragon*Con.
• Sheila’s really emotional breakdown. Sort of.
• NJ is going off to a local college, Ginnie isn’t doing a damn thing.
• Our children come by it naturally.
• Is he really Evo’s kid?
• YES WE ARE DOING THIS NEXT WEEK. WE ARE NOT GOING BI-WEEKLY.
• Arioch Morningstar is a romance novel name!
• There are 1,163 Debbie Walkers out there, but there’s only one like me.
• Be a better parent: knock the shit out of that kid!

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Jeff Moriarty is here to make us all laugh and pimp Ignite Phoenix. Which is coming very soon! And Debbie sneaks in a promo for The Adventures of Indiana Jim.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week, which you’ll now as P.G. recaps

• Why the fuck don’t people listen to me?
• Even inanimate objects aren’t listening to you
• I think they feel bad because it got hit by a cement truck
• It doesn’t hurt that you’re really cute, too
• I don’t swear near enough to get on that motherfucking site
• “SEO” and “ebook” should be profanity on Twitter
• You’re such an evohole
• Wristwatch has “twat” in the middle
• Let me Google that for you
• He looks really uncomfortable with her hand up his ass
• When the cops stop you, don’t argue & don’t spit on them

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