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Evoat11 48 – Announcing HallowEvo Con!

Some guy named Tony Solano chats with us this week about social media.  I’m guessing the first steps in social media are getting visible on Facebook, twitter and/or LinkedIn. Sheila has an empty nest crying episode; I wish I could but my kids won’t leave. Evo pokes at the cops.

Choice Bits

  • He’s trying to learn about social media by coming on our show?
  • This would be the cul-de-sac of the journey that you’re on.
  • Irony: Plagiarizing your report on plagiarizing.
  • “Hit your lights when you’re gonna do this crazy maneuver!”
  • Chains are effective for clearing out skateboarders.
  • Campus Docs are the best thing in college.
  • Toasted Subs. CHeBA Hut? (Website’s music sounds like 70′s porn)
  • Ted’s Hot Dogs is the icon in hot dogs.
  • The Hustler Store is now a daycare center.
  • There’s no dildo store at Tempe Marketplace unless they open a Dicktoria Secret.
  • Solo rope play isn’t as easy as you’d think, just ask David Carradine.
  • EvoCon is now HallowEvo Con!
  • “I betcha pretty soon you’re gonna give that to Debbie too.”
  • The new FuckOff podcast.
  • “Did you get to touch his mace?”
  • “Just kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?”
  • Phil Plait‘s promo for the Atlanta Star Party just before Dragon*Con.
  • Sheila’s really emotional breakdown. Sort of.
  • NJ is going off to a local college, Ginnie isn’t doing a damn thing.
  • Our children come by it naturally.
  • Is he really Evo’s kid?
  • YES WE ARE DOING THIS NEXT WEEK. WE ARE NOT GOING BI-WEEKLY.
  • Arioch Morningstar is a romance novel name!
  • There are 1,163 Debbie Walkers out there, but there’s only one like me.
  • Be a better parent: knock the shit out of that kid!

Evoat11 42 – The Social Media Bitch Show Again

Recorded on my birthday. What did you get me?

Choice Bits

  • Math is hard

  • Apologies for last week’s show.
  • You fucked my day completely
  • I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
  • I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
  • I look like Nappy Dan
  • They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
  • Into the Dark
  • I plan on showing my ass again
  • If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
  • Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
  • I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
  • Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
  • That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
  • Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
  • She’s a pussy-enabler

Evoat11 38 – Pasta and Glory Holes

From that title alone, we should win some sort of prize. And if not for that, because Jeff Moriarty shows up… and pisses all over the new Star Trek movie. Then we get really nasty towards the end.

Choice Bits

  • Did you swallow my eye?

  • The theory about what color his dick was
  • Great title for a movie: Guys in Space
  • Paramount paid Jesus to endorse it
  • Now I hate the movie thanks to everything you said
  • His real name is Huge Ackman
  • Fucking with the in-laws: good times
  • You are sick and fucking demented
  • Orc husband?
  • Jesus is crying on me
  • Fucking #followfriday
  • I liked my idea of #felatiofriday
  • Technorama is coming back!
  • You’ve got your pasta in a twist…
  • I call him a pussy all the damned time
  • Quizno’s did not pay for these spots
  • Gives a whole different meaning to “secret sauce”
  • She’s talking to that passed-out bitch in the corner
  • Men, for some reason, want to watch women pee
  • I can’t stick my vagina through a hole
  • I feel better. I’ve been raunchy.