Posts tagged “CJ”.

Evoat11 44 – Return of Funny Sunny

Debbie loves making new promos. So… another one! And since I was out of things to talk about, I asked Sunny Thaper to join us. And that’s always a good time. Every 18 episodes, we’ll bring you Sunny. And Sunny knocks out the outro for us!

Choice Bits

  • We’re on vacation the next two weeks, so listen to this 3 times.
  • You know what else works? Being brown.
  • What do you use to keep the monkeys away from you?
  • In India, our mosquitoes attack other smaller mosquitoes
  • If you’re not canoeing into work, it’s not a monsoon
  • I have been putting fake porn pictures of you up on the Internet
  • I’m not sure RLS is on the same level as Dengue Virus
  • Maybe they cut out her perspective during one of her brain surgeries
  • Speaking of super abilities…
  • I don’t recall what you said. Was I listening?
  • I’m pissed off at Vs today
  • Superheroes vs Supervillains fight Saturday, June 27th at 6:30. Come out!
  • What is your superhero name, Sometimes Disabled Boy?
  • Wait, you’re Indian. You know how to levitate.
  • Sunny could be Sasquatch or Captain Caveman.
  • You guys are being wacky in costumes while I’m singled out as the terrorist
  • If you have to say “Is it offensive?”, it probably is
  • He’ll bitch-slap you four times with one move
  • That looks like an upside-down penis
  • She could be Super Blame-Deflecting Girl
  • The strip bars never close
  • You and your girlfriend got ran out because they thought you were hookers
  • Fanks Cj fo cookee

Evoat11 41 – Evo’s Version of an AA Meeting

Jack Hosley visits. And we’re too busy talking about heavy drinking to pay as much attention as we should. We suck at hosting people.

Choice Bits

  • You were a lot drunk
  • Shut the fuck up, woman
  • Invite the wrong crowd and encourage them to do bad things
  • Evocon (should really be ShEvo:con, I think)
  • This is another story of my idiot son
  • It’s illegal to drive down the road with the doors open on the van — while you’re drinking
  • This is life lesson #242
  • His wife is a useless princess
  • I’m not touching my kid’s testicle
  • Was it Twilight terrible?
  • Debbie always falls for the dumpy guy
  • WanderRadio.com
  • You are a big ass
  • None of her family listens to this show
  • OK, have my empty can
    Sincere Driver Needed

  • Ding.

Evoat11 28 – Jumping the Shark

This show is way to jumpy for detailed show notes. So deal with the choice bits and keywords for the most part. We do put a wrap on Tyler’s question You must hang out for the ending! Thanks, Brad P from N.J. for the new one!

Promo for Love Long and Prosper. Sounds like a threesome between Dan, CJ and Jack.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week. P.G. was late. That’ll teach him

  • Evo fucked up in front of 300+ people
  • I like my women cheap and dirty when they are wearing makeup.
  • And this may be a sign that I’m an alcoholic
  • You are actually much better at submission than I am
  • I don’t want to be cute, I want to be laid
  • You just let her spray something in your mouth?
  • Not furries, because furries are nasty
  • Think how much Jesus hates you right now
  • You’d be able to figure this out quicker if you stopped drinking all the time
  • Get off my lawn!
  • One deep dicking and she switches right back
  • If only I had a shorter cock