Posts tagged “circus”.

Evo at 11 Show 47 – Tonia Wants a Pink Fedora

Tonia Bartz gets to hang out with us tonight to talk about Phoenix Design Week and her upcoming birthday celebrations. Yes, celebrations plural. She’s a partying girl!

Choice Bits

  • Yet another new intro
  • Zevo at 11?
  • Sorry for kidnapping Tonia for the show
  • Evo wants it bi-weekly
  • I’m officially moved to Tempe sans oldest son and SmallChild
  • Other son’s visit ran the gamut of emotions: tears/shock/secrecy/disapproval/fun/expectations
  • Sheila’s pissed
  • NJ’s engaged! Psyche!
  • “She doesn’t have the best delivery” unless you count delivering used alcohol in the backseat
  • Promo from Skepchick Maria Walters about the Atlanta Star Party
  • Tonia’s working on Phoenix Design Week, so register now and there’s a discount
  • Oh yeah, there’s also Phoenix Layers, and no, it’s not people like me who meet to get laid
  • “I’m waiting for EvoCon!”
  • “I’m very good at interviewing the cabana boys”
  • “You chicks are easy” (Duh!)
  • “Sat out there for 30 minutes and saw one fucking meteor”
  • Lascivious bitch? Moi?
  • See, I take over the show notes and the show is posted within a couple of days! Go me!
  • Grandmothers. Let’s count: Debbie (0), Tonia (2), Sheila (1), Evo (1)
  • “I wouldn’t know ska if he walked in and slapped me”
  • “My gifts are either noisy or messy”
  • Urine and rats in ball pits
  • Day of indulgence
  • “I want a pink fedora for my birthday”
  • Ethiopian food discussion
  • Debbie’s Awesome!

Evoat11 32 – Joe’s Midget Porn Circus

On April 1 2007, we lost someone very close to us. Joe Murphy. This show is in his honor. I think he would have liked it. We try not to get too sappy and weepy. Charlie the Beer Guy and Dan Shaurette join us live, with Jack Mangan — quite literally — phoning it in.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies from last week. I blame Debbie.
  • They had that nasty “root beer” flavor
  • Why did you have to drink warm, flat ginger ale?
  • Your mother was… an idiot
  • Joe had the taste buds of a six-year-old
  • Tell us your midget porn story
  • We could corner the market on circus midget porn
  • MidgetPornCircus.com. Free plug!
  • I’m sorry… you have the clap?
  • Don’t be a pussy
  • I want to see you shotgun a Strongbow
  • Being a world-class black belt complainer…
  • You’ll find me under “Father Cock Daddy”
  • All that porn…
  • Mason Rocket by Beatnik Turtle takes us out. We all miss Joe. And we’ll do this again next year.