I don’t think you can write explicit large enough to describe this new opening. Holy cow.
Sheila is out for this show, but Charlie the Beer Guy brings in a great beer for me to test. And it’s fan-fucking-tastic. Oh, and the damned show goes too long. I blame it on the beer. And we bitch about your inability to understand large numbers. Oh, and the Battlestar finale in a totally spoiler-free fashion. Trust me. Then Debbie goes a little hoo hoo on us for a bit, which we politely ignore. Then on to Lost. Maybe some Heroes…
Get three SF geeks in a room and give two of them beer, and this is what happens.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week.
Spot the Cannabis Leaf
Ejaculate and ejaculate are spelled the same, yet pronounced differently
I think I just made that word up, too
Oh my god this is some nasty shit!
We’re just gonna drink more of this shit and just get stupid drunk after about 3 more drinks
It coats, soothes and relieves
Is there a backwards-talking midget?
You’re not Jonathan Coulton
But they both end in “illion”
10^+5th, 10^-5th… whatever.
The difference is more than you can conceive in your tiny little ape-brain
If Hera is mitochondrial Eve, we should all have a little Centurion brain in us
I don’t have all the factoids up my ass
I think humans came from another planet
That ball-and-socket joint was built by god
Go in the past and bugger Ben
I have been trying my best to warp myself
I’m pretty sure your kids are all from different dads.
Special show next week for Joe
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Summary
Keith Garner joins us from the blustery north country of Chicago. And we talk all over the damned place, so it’s another one of the “just read the Choice Bits and Keywords” shows.
Debbie snuck in a promo for The Seanachai. I love Patrick’s show, so I’ll not bitch too much.
Choice Bits
P.G. tells you what he learned on last week’s show.
Fuck balance when you’re drinking an IPA
Why isn’t every one in Phoenix skinny?
She’s really good about closing the barn door since the horse escaped
Who the hell is Ms. O’Leary?
I want to be the hog butcher to the world
I almost got run over by Roger Ebert once
The last one that quit me was because of something I said to Evo
Bang your wife for seven days straight
Banging is what I would like to do, but he would like to promote intimacy
He’s sleeping with your daughter, so he just wants to see where it came from
You see how shitty of a job I’m doing
My daughter would be terrified of you
Evo & Debbie said it sucked, so we fixed it
He is awesomely sarcastic
That’s not an addiction, that’s an enjoyment
Next week’s show will be all about dropping off teenagers
I almost did it, but I said “Wait… I have a penis”
I was trying to end the fucking show!
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