Evo @ 11

We’re joined by Charlie and wife Carolyn. Just proving really smart people can be funny too.

Choice Bits

• Reciprocity.
• You could die but at least you’ll stop smoking.
• Evo was in a frat?
• Try the first beer. Then the second beer.
• Happy Birthday Jack Mangan.
• Hops smelling is the new euphemism for what precisely?
• Happy Birthday Carolyn.
• “Your nose might be a little fatigued.” What’s that a euphemism for?
• NoPantsAZ round two. Yes, we took our pants off in public again. It’s become an annual event.
• Charlie goes to traffic school for not speeding.
• Are you fucking kidding me?
• Evo should never drive again.
• It wasn’t me.
• Charlies wins with his strip-searched by Canada story.
• Bend your knees?
• Carry used hockey gear to avoid traffic tickets.
• The glitter couch needs more glitter.

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Back from vacations. Did you miss us? We didn’t miss you. Kidding. No, not really. We’re just not really that friendly.

Choice Bits

• The highlight of the con was the free rice

• Was this a convention or a refugee camp?
• Vilification Tennis sounds like a great idea
• They just handed out liquor
• A constant supply of pasta and condiments
• I heard about the Amish guy you flashed
• It’s not a cesspool
• Bumfucked Jersey isn’t so bumfucked
• I drank a lot, so that means I had a whole lot of fun
• There was frosting and cleavage at one point
• It was creepy quiet
• Science is not a spectator sport
• It keeps getting wedged between my tits

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Summary

I’m finally back from traveling. We’ll cover that, plus the stuff that happened here while I was gone. Don’t travel. Ever.

Debbie slid in a promo for Dean Haglund’s show. Wonder if you’ll know why?

Choice Bits

• The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.
• You were actually able to turn it on?
• You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
• So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
• If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
• You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
• But that’s a place where people piss!
• Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
• Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
• You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
• I think you’re finally hitting eleven

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