Evoat11 42 – The Social Media Bitch Show Again
Recorded on my birthday. What did you get me?
Choice Bits
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Math is hard
Apologies for last week’s show.
You fucked my day completely
I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
I look like Nappy Dan
They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
Into the Dark
I plan on showing my ass again
If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
She’s a pussy-enabler
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