Evo @ 11

I never know what to put here. We talk about empty nesting, pissing and snakes. And sexting. Are you any good at sexting, cuz I could use a few pointers.

Choice Bits

• Evo is finally getting his shit together at work.
• NJ has left the family home to go off to school… across town.
• “If you’re listening Son, don’t come home.”
• The grownups get their garage back.
• Chicks are moody bitches?
• I need to work on my sexting.
• Should we have a sex segment? A sexment?
• When you’re talking sex on twitter it’s called twatting.
• Evo’s tacky sound effects.
• Inglourious Basterds semi-discussion.
• Quentin Tarentino is dawg ugly but a brilliant movie maker.
• District 9 semi-discussion.
• “Stop fucking thinking about it. It was a movie about killin’ Natzies!”
• Halloween II?
• Zombieland. Sounds like fun!
• NJ says some movie is not really a chick flick but we don’t know which one it is.
• “We can just fuck all weekend.”
• “I don’t like having my weather with adjectives.”
• Ted Kennedy died.
• Hunchbacks pissing in a trough.
• More about outdoor urinals than you ever wanted to know.
• She’s not peeing in the pool.
• Promo for The Good Parts, an erotica podcast.
• We now have two snakes, Ares and Xena.
• The bell rang, we’re done.
• It doesn’t say Evo-Sheila-Debbie at 11.

(Well damnit, the actual media was there on the first save but somewhere in my editing it disappeared. Let’s try this again.)

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Technical difficulties, just download THIS until smarter people than me can fix it.

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Summary

CJ the Mighty Mommy joins us as we talk about… this stuff. Oh, she’s the better half of Dan from show #15.

Oh and it’s really damned noisy outside the studio at Gangplank. Blame Ignite Boulder. You people are friggin’ loud.

Promo for something I can’t hear because of the echo. My ears suck.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• Fire robin? Like burn a bird?
• “It’s time to drink” starts with an F
• This isn’t my mouth. Someone shit in this mouth.
• No, yours are dry and tasteless
• This isn’t the marital spat show
• He never falls asleep during his favorite thing
• Santa was Santa
• I don’t think it’ll be funny, and I don’t think I’ll do it
• Have I ever flirted with you, Evo?
• No one has to get me drunk, I can do it on my own
• It’s one more than 2008

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Summary

The show keeps evolving. And look! You’re still here. Thanks to the first folks sending in contributions for this show. We’ll work on formatting (e.g.; sweepers, transitions, timing) — if you keep sending ‘em in.

Plugs played for: Zombinc & Podcamp AZ

Choice Bits

• PG recaps last week’s show & Evo apologizes for the same
• I might be breaking somewhere around pi.
• I was grateful when ‘to be continued’ came on.
• Next week he will puke on donuts.
• Did you know there was a 5:00 AM?
• The best thing about my job is the bathroom.
• You can’t duct-tape the children to their desks?
• Your just like a guy that gets out of the joint after 30 years.
• Eua de molestache
• My work job? Me speak good.
• Who are you and what have you done with Debbie?
• Guys: If you have a Live Journal page, you’re a pussy.
• It’s unfortunate you took it that way. Now, shut the fuck up.
• Evo is turning me into an asshole!

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Summary

Eliza Sea joins the crew… and totally derails the conversation. Seriously. Look at how much ground we cover!

Choice bits

• Apologies for last week’s episode

• You are not nearly as big of an asshole in person as I thought you would be
• You put out a bunch of bullshit
• I wear my heart on my face
• No more food! No more food!
• Baby kangaroo in macaroni & cheese
• You found out your cousin is getting married because she posted an ultrasound?
• Life is not a cabaret, it’s a fucking circus
• My body doesn’t move that way: gracefully
• Wonder twin powers, unite!

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