Evo @ 11

It’s a missed opportunity because none of us remember it was SHOW 69! WTF! ShEvo had a lot to talk about, none of which relates to sex.

Choice Bits

• Happy Birthday Sheila
• Cheerios and wine, new challenges
• Recap of the Jonathan Coulton concert including fender bender
• Recap of the wedding they attended
• Recap of the #evfn issues
• Curling
• Dinner is served, just don’t look at it
• Lee Lee Oriental Supermarket
• We’re all wicked witches!
• Big hair for an 80s band
• Pie Party

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Wow, show 60! So Jack Mangan is here to hang out. We talk about PodcampAZ and recap HallowEvo*Con.

Choice Bits

• Hey y’all!
• Inflammable, flammable, whatever.
• Apologies…
• PodcampAZ is this weekend, finally!
• You talk pretty-pretty nice and make nice-nice with public.
• Happy Birthday for GirlChild.
• Jack’s music plans.
• Evo is the poster child of podtaint.
• What is our 2010 outlook, the year of me? My year of me, your year of you, etc.
• Might make a quick trip to Florida for a rescue mission.
• I was pissed at Evo but I can’t be more specific as to why.
• HallowEvo*Con recap.
• I don’t know why Evo’s so insistent we say conCOCKshun when it was BLUE!
• Who won the nipple contest?
• Candy or Death!
• Hazmat Harry working at the grocery store.
• Bringing NJ all the way home from college just for the family photo.
• Next up: New Year’s Eve Party!

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Some guy named Tony Solano chats with us this week about social media.  I’m guessing the first steps in social media are getting visible on Facebook, twitter and/or LinkedIn. Sheila has an empty nest crying episode; I wish I could but my kids won’t leave. Evo pokes at the cops.

Choice Bits

• He’s trying to learn about social media by coming on our show?
• This would be the cul-de-sac of the journey that you’re on.
• Irony: Plagiarizing your report on plagiarizing.
• “Hit your lights when you’re gonna do this crazy maneuver!”
• Chains are effective for clearing out skateboarders.
• Campus Docs are the best thing in college.
• Toasted Subs. CHeBA Hut? (Website’s music sounds like 70′s porn)
• Ted’s Hot Dogs is the icon in hot dogs.
• The Hustler Store is now a daycare center.
• There’s no dildo store at Tempe Marketplace unless they open a Dicktoria Secret.
• Solo rope play isn’t as easy as you’d think, just ask David Carradine.
• EvoCon is now HallowEvo Con!
• “I betcha pretty soon you’re gonna give that to Debbie too.”
• The new FuckOff podcast.
• “Did you get to touch his mace?”
• “Just kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?”
• Phil Plait‘s promo for the Atlanta Star Party just before Dragon*Con.
• Sheila’s really emotional breakdown. Sort of.
• NJ is going off to a local college, Ginnie isn’t doing a damn thing.
• Our children come by it naturally.
• Is he really Evo’s kid?
• YES WE ARE DOING THIS NEXT WEEK. WE ARE NOT GOING BI-WEEKLY.
• Arioch Morningstar is a romance novel name!
• There are 1,163 Debbie Walkers out there, but there’s only one like me.
• Be a better parent: knock the shit out of that kid!

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Tonia Bartz gets to hang out with us tonight to talk about Phoenix Design Week and her upcoming birthday celebrations. Yes, celebrations plural. She’s a partying girl!

Choice Bits

• Yet another new intro
• Zevo at 11?
• Sorry for kidnapping Tonia for the show
• Evo wants it bi-weekly
• I’m officially moved to Tempe sans oldest son and SmallChild
• Other son’s visit ran the gamut of emotions: tears/shock/secrecy/disapproval/fun/expectations
• Sheila’s pissed
• NJ’s engaged! Psyche!
• “She doesn’t have the best delivery” unless you count delivering used alcohol in the backseat
• Promo from Skepchick Maria Walters about the Atlanta Star Party
• Tonia’s working on Phoenix Design Week, so register now and there’s a discount
• Oh yeah, there’s also Phoenix Layers, and no, it’s not people like me who meet to get laid
• “I’m waiting for EvoCon!”
• “I’m very good at interviewing the cabana boys”
• “You chicks are easy” (Duh!)
• “Sat out there for 30 minutes and saw one fucking meteor”
• Lascivious bitch? Moi?
• See, I take over the show notes and the show is posted within a couple of days! Go me!
• Grandmothers. Let’s count: Debbie (0), Tonia (2), Sheila (1), Evo (1)
• “I wouldn’t know ska if he walked in and slapped me”
• “My gifts are either noisy or messy”
• Urine and rats in ball pits
• Day of indulgence
• “I want a pink fedora for my birthday”
• Ethiopian food discussion
• Debbie’s Awesome!

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No Sheila! But left wing nut job Dani Cutler fills in for her, bringing half of her family along — Valina and her beau Allen.

Choice Bits

• I didn’t get you pregnant
• Instead of an “APPLAUSE” light, you need a “DOUCHE” light
• Next time you wanna make a sales pitch: space uniform
• You’re not my favorite
• You surely recognize you cannot compress time
• Sign up to present at Ignite Phoenix 5
• I’m now banned from Social Media Club
• Maybe you should moon them?
• Hewn vs felled
• Should I stop being good?
• Bribery kind of invalidates the transaction
• We need an androgynous dyke for this position
• So you’re a tracer?
• Evo says you are a prostitute
• Let’s let him not fuck that up
• Fucktard is getting married on Monday
• Can you drink while you are ice skating?

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Recorded on my birthday. What did you get me?

Choice Bits

• Math is hard

• Apologies for last week’s show.
• You fucked my day completely
• I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
• I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
• I look like Nappy Dan
• They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
• Into the Dark
• I plan on showing my ass again
• If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
• Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
• I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
• Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
• That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
• Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
• She’s a pussy-enabler

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Jack Hosley visits. And we’re too busy talking about heavy drinking to pay as much attention as we should. We suck at hosting people.

Choice Bits

• You were a lot drunk
• Shut the fuck up, woman
• Invite the wrong crowd and encourage them to do bad things
• Evocon (should really be ShEvo:con, I think)
• This is another story of my idiot son
• It’s illegal to drive down the road with the doors open on the van — while you’re drinking
• This is life lesson #242
• His wife is a useless princess
• I’m not touching my kid’s testicle
• Was it Twilight terrible?
• Debbie always falls for the dumpy guy
• WanderRadio.com
• You are a big ass
• None of her family listens to this show
• OK, have my empty can
  Sincere Driver Needed

• Ding.

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Cj Fiero-bender joins us. And the topics are all over the place. I thought this show was supposed to be about me, dammit!?!

Choice Bits

• These are my bitches

• It’s Debbie’s birthday
• I didn’t bring you the Swine flu
• There are more people killed every year by deer
• Balticon 43 promo
• It tastes like adrenaline, as in I just chewed someone’s adrenal gland
• The inside is liquid evil
• All joking aside — that was vile. And it might have been bile.
• It’s one side of your evil face in the dark
• Seth Harwood coming to Phoenix in June
• Are you over 21?
• Do not deliver to an intoxicated person
• Did you get something from dildos.com?
• Watch the video of Seth’s dog eating a steak
• There weren’t too many people drunker than Cj that night
• … and I just leapt into his arms because I had been drinking
• He was like a drink-ticket ATM
• Love Long and Prosper promo
• You usually dress like I do — as little as socially possible
• Assless chaps, baby
• You showed her the vinyl outfit?
• We can’t offend people anymore
• For the record, you can give anyone a blow job, on air, for your birthday, or just because it’s Wednesday
• The flu is not on peoples’ ass
• I don’t care how big your ass is, you’re not going to get the swine flu from it
• His friend had to go to Best Buy to take a dump

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Summary

Debbie’s old friend Wendy joins us for the show, where we bitch about the weather and shit stains.

Debbie slides in two promos: a corrected one for a serialized audiobook called Heart of the Hunter. And no, it isn’t available at Podiobooks.com. Yet. And then for The Scotch Cast. Which I was on. Which rocked the house!

Choice Bits

• I need a sleepover

• I’m thinking you’re going to have to show me your tits
• You must bring paper mache created items
• No skulls or wagon wheels
• We see the beads, panties & bra in the trees
• You hang out with this crazy bitch?
• I blame all of this on Scott Sigler
• YouTube is full of shit stains
• We haven’t actually been dick-hunting yet
• Our douchebag husbands were friends…
• I’d have been puking my guts out
• I bet you’re an even worse pilot
• We’re doing this again next week?

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