Evo @ 11

Summary

CJ the Mighty Mommy joins us as we talk about… this stuff. Oh, she’s the better half of Dan from show #15.

Oh and it’s really damned noisy outside the studio at Gangplank. Blame Ignite Boulder. You people are friggin’ loud.

Promo for something I can’t hear because of the echo. My ears suck.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• Fire robin? Like burn a bird?
• “It’s time to drink” starts with an F
• This isn’t my mouth. Someone shit in this mouth.
• No, yours are dry and tasteless
• This isn’t the marital spat show
• He never falls asleep during his favorite thing
• Santa was Santa
• I don’t think it’ll be funny, and I don’t think I’ll do it
• Have I ever flirted with you, Evo?
• No one has to get me drunk, I can do it on my own
• It’s one more than 2008

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Summary

Keith Garner joins us from the blustery north country of Chicago. And we talk all over the damned place, so it’s another one of the “just read the Choice Bits and Keywords” shows.

Debbie snuck in a promo for The Seanachai. I love Patrick’s show, so I’ll not bitch too much.

Choice Bits

• P.G. tells you what he learned on last week’s show.

• Fuck balance when you’re drinking an IPA
• Why isn’t every one in Phoenix skinny?
• She’s really good about closing the barn door since the horse escaped
• Who the hell is Ms. O’Leary?
• I want to be the hog butcher to the world
• I almost got run over by Roger Ebert once
• The last one that quit me was because of something I said to Evo
• Bang your wife for seven days straight
• Banging is what I would like to do, but he would like to promote intimacy
• He’s sleeping with your daughter, so he just wants to see where it came from
• You see how shitty of a job I’m doing
• My daughter would be terrified of you
• Evo & Debbie said it sucked, so we fixed it
• He is awesomely sarcastic
• That’s not an addiction, that’s an enjoyment
• Next week’s show will be all about dropping off teenagers
• I almost did it, but I said “Wait… I have a penis”
• I was trying to end the fucking show!

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Summary

I’m finally back from traveling. We’ll cover that, plus the stuff that happened here while I was gone. Don’t travel. Ever.

Debbie slid in a promo for Dean Haglund’s show. Wonder if you’ll know why?

Choice Bits

• The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.

• You were actually able to turn it on?
• You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
• So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
• If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
• You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
• But that’s a place where people piss!
• Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
• Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
• You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
• I think you’re finally hitting eleven

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Summary

Podcasting legend CC Chapman joins us this week to drink beer and use his potty mouth. Two things he can’t do on Accident Hash or Managing the Gray. We rule.

Oh shit. I forgot to apologize for last week, and to preface P.G.’s recap. Which is extra hawsome this week.

Oh, and this is the last promo you’ll hear for Podcamp AZ. It’s the first weekend of November, and we’ll likely not put out a show after this, yet before that. So come, dammit!

Choice Bits

• When do we open the beer?
• We’re more into the ‘drinking’ thing than the ‘toasting’ thing
• Hey, dammit, this show is about me!
• Sheila, people in the chat room would like you to lean forward
• If you’ve had a couple drinks, you have to stop and think: Am I an innie, or an outie?
• It’s hard to have an audio recording in a toilet stall
• If you’re touching your junk, do not touch your phone
• I am the luckiest woman in the world
• Eventually they’ll have an automatic bidet
• Someone in my family is going to need to be in front of a jury
• You know how them cowboys like to drink
• Do you guys live in the middle of Footloose or something?
• I’ve had enough Strongbow that I wanna keep talking

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Summary

Debbie has a few things she needs to get off her chest. So how about I shut up a bit and let her go? Jack picked the wrong show to show back up for and P.G. is adding a bit more production to his recap segment. Plus he’s stretching the concept of fair use. But hey, blood from a turnip, you know?

Promo for Podiobooks.com (not by me, promise)

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week
• Maybe for you, big man
• I feel like I’m 15
• I will totally crush this can against my forehead when I’m done
• Did it take you 2 weeks to discover there was no stereo?
• I’ve driven Pintos that were better than this car
• He couldn’t figure out there were two Bs in Debbie
• The stripper showed up to the birthday party
• I’m sorry, but those are some unfortunate-looking babies
• Their idea of being frindly is to not kick your ass
• I don’t want to be anywhere where you can’t touch yourself
• The last 10 minutes was “blah blah blah”
• Honey my ass
• If it’ll get people there, I’ll kick shit over.

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Summary

Wow. This show covers a lot of ground. I think I must have been rather manic. And it’s a brand new intro Debbie whipped up. Beau Frusetta makes his debut.

Promos played for the Geologic Podcast & Truth Seekers

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week
• I’m too tall to be on Willow.
• Shave the cheerleader, shave the world.
• Bring Fuck You Dome up, please.
• I will open a beer. We’ll see who wins.
• Maybe you should read that Podcasting for Dummies book.
• I was trying to be nice and say thank you, and now you’ve ruined it.
• He won’t shut up tonight, will he?
• You’re a fucking baby
• I’m gonna bring “sensical” back.
• And to think we don’t have alcohol in here.
• If you had to pick a name, it would not be “mushy peas”
• They have the best bathrooms
• I don’t want to shit myself on Friday.

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Summary

Eliza Sea joins the crew… and totally derails the conversation. Seriously. Look at how much ground we cover!

Choice bits

• Apologies for last week’s episode

• You are not nearly as big of an asshole in person as I thought you would be
• You put out a bunch of bullshit
• I wear my heart on my face
• No more food! No more food!
• Baby kangaroo in macaroni & cheese
• You found out your cousin is getting married because she posted an ultrasound?
• Life is not a cabaret, it’s a fucking circus
• My body doesn’t move that way: gracefully
• Wonder twin powers, unite!

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Tip from Evo: loads of links in this post. Uncover them for juicy photos.

Summary

We give poor Jack Mangan a hard time for wimping out and going to CopperCon while we had much more fun at Dragon*Con.

Choice Bits

• Jack Mangan or David Moldawer?

• Sexy, vampire novelist or sexy vampire novelist?
• You know what keeps Lou Ferrigno looking young? Gamma rays.
• Ringworm con!
• Tee Morris: “How many books can I sell before I get to the shower?”
• Guests with large upper body dimensions should not ride this ride.
• It was like “Killroy was here”, but with boobs.
• I can get you to feel me up any time.
• She said the “F” word. Probably not the “F” word you are thinking of.

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