Evo @ 11

We discuss next year’s convention plans, Beatnik Turtle’s song Drunk Man’s Junk and what we know about said junk, and a bit about our my technical difficulties with this site. I keep telling Evo that I don’t have permissions and/or the knowledge to update the plugins and he keeps trying to tell me I can do it. Dude, encouragement only goes so far. So let me know if you aren’t getting it correctly from iTunes, or if how I link it here is fucked up so I can bitch at him some more.

Choice Bits

• Formal introductions… not!
• We didn’t go to Dragon*Con this year
• We’re not going to Dragon*Con next year
• We’re all going to Balticon
• We might go to San Diego Comic-Con
• We’re hoping for whatnot
• We crashed the Discworld Convention last weekend
• Twestival?
• Not just the house is going to get warm
• Another Slumber Party
• Evo finally finished Watchmen which caused a weird speech impediment
• Mocking mockumentaries
• Egads, we’re all deep and philosophical and shit
• Evo wants to DO Tim Curry
• My first Major League Baseball game and my first Rocky Horror on the same night
• Tweetup at Brand-X shirts! Get your twitter name on a shirt.

• Beatnik Turtle’s Song of the Day Drunk Man’s Junk
• Evo’s junk (again)
• Deja-vu strikes again
• College football fans suck. SOONER! or later?
• Our friend Jeff Moriarty is featured in the Phoenix New Times
• We atheists talk about rapture
• Newscaster Beverly Kidd‘s visit to gangplank to discuss social media
• We’re STILL have technical difficulties no matter what Evo thinks.

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Debbie comes up with the best show titles. Just the three of us. Building big castles in the sky.

Choice Bits

• When committing a crime and/or having sex: do not film yourself.
• It’s not like they fucked the pig that made the pepperoni
• Sex with the Pig in the City
• Get off my lawn!
• Mur Lafferty’s inside story access to War – > heavennovel.com
• Are you a monkey fucking, hit every room and every piece of the furniture person?
• Oh there’s a candle involved all right
• It’s white shit that gets smeared on bread
• When did the Depends come in?
• The wand of Double Penetration
• Come to Podcamp AZ – November 14th & 15th. It’s free. You’ll have fun.
• Michael Vick as spokesman for Humane Society? Will Dick Cheney as spokesman for Amnesty International be next?
• I’m not any kind of model
• Could George Hrab rape a dog?

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On April 1 2007, we lost someone very close to us. Joe Murphy. This show is in his honor. I think he would have liked it. We try not to get too sappy and weepy. Charlie the Beer Guy and Dan Shaurette join us live, with Jack Mangan — quite literally — phoning it in.

Choice Bits

• Apologies from last week. I blame Debbie.
• They had that nasty “root beer” flavor
• Why did you have to drink warm, flat ginger ale?
• Your mother was… an idiot
• Joe had the taste buds of a six-year-old
• Tell us your midget porn story
• We could corner the market on circus midget porn
• MidgetPornCircus.com. Free plug!
• I’m sorry… you have the clap?
• Don’t be a pussy
• I want to see you shotgun a Strongbow
• Being a world-class black belt complainer…
• You’ll find me under “Father Cock Daddy”
• All that porn…
• Mason Rocket by Beatnik Turtle takes us out. We all miss Joe. And we’ll do this again next year.

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