Evo @ 11

I don’t think you can write explicit large enough to describe this new opening. Holy cow.

Get three SF geeks in a room and give two of them beer, and this is what happens.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week.
• Spot the Cannabis Leaf
• Ejaculate and ejaculate are spelled the same, yet pronounced differently
• I think I just made that word up, too
• Oh my god this is some nasty shit!
• We’re just gonna drink more of this shit and just get stupid drunk after about 3 more drinks
• It coats, soothes and relieves
• Is there a backwards-talking midget?
• You’re not Jonathan Coulton
• But they both end in “illion”
• 10^+5th, 10^-5th… whatever.
• The difference is more than you can conceive in your tiny little ape-brain
• If Hera is mitochondrial Eve, we should all have a little Centurion brain in us
• I don’t have all the factoids up my ass
• I think humans came from another planet
• That ball-and-socket joint was built by god
• Go in the past and bugger Ben
• I have been trying my best to warp myself
• I’m pretty sure your kids are all from different dads.
• Special show next week for Joe

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This show is way to jumpy for detailed show notes. So deal with the choice bits and keywords for the most part. We do put a wrap on Tyler’s question You must hang out for the ending! Thanks, Brad P from N.J. for the new one!

Promo for Love Long and Prosper. Sounds like a threesome between Dan, CJ and Jack.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week. P.G. was late. That’ll teach him

• Evo fucked up in front of 300+ people
• I like my women cheap and dirty when they are wearing makeup.
• And this may be a sign that I’m an alcoholic
• You are actually much better at submission than I am
• I don’t want to be cute, I want to be laid
• You just let her spray something in your mouth?
• Not furries, because furries are nasty
• Think how much Jesus hates you right now
• You’d be able to figure this out quicker if you stopped drinking all the time
• Get off my lawn!
• One deep dicking and she switches right back
• If only I had a shorter cock

Podcast: Download (Duration: 25:23 — 23.2MB)

Summary

Keith Garner joins us from the blustery north country of Chicago. And we talk all over the damned place, so it’s another one of the “just read the Choice Bits and Keywords” shows.

Debbie snuck in a promo for The Seanachai. I love Patrick’s show, so I’ll not bitch too much.

Choice Bits

• P.G. tells you what he learned on last week’s show.

• Fuck balance when you’re drinking an IPA
• Why isn’t every one in Phoenix skinny?
• She’s really good about closing the barn door since the horse escaped
• Who the hell is Ms. O’Leary?
• I want to be the hog butcher to the world
• I almost got run over by Roger Ebert once
• The last one that quit me was because of something I said to Evo
• Bang your wife for seven days straight
• Banging is what I would like to do, but he would like to promote intimacy
• He’s sleeping with your daughter, so he just wants to see where it came from
• You see how shitty of a job I’m doing
• My daughter would be terrified of you
• Evo & Debbie said it sucked, so we fixed it
• He is awesomely sarcastic
• That’s not an addiction, that’s an enjoyment
• Next week’s show will be all about dropping off teenagers
• I almost did it, but I said “Wait… I have a penis”
• I was trying to end the fucking show!

Podcast: Download (Duration: 25:55 — 23.8MB)