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Evo @ 11 Show 50 – Happy Anniversary Evo @ 11!

Actually, considering our first one went out July 23rd, 2008 it’s way past our Anniversary show. But we didn’t really make a public announcement until Dragon*Con 2008 though so we consider that our starting date. Sort of. Whatever. So in celebration we have a new avatar. Yeah Evo’s real excited too.

Our guest is Arioch Morningstar (seriously, that sounds like a romance novel name, right?) who improves most of Scott Sigler’s recordings. Yay Arioch! I’ll bet he still had to pay for his copy of The Rookie.

Choice Bits

  • Scott Sigler is a techtard.
  • How much audio editing do you really have to do for Scott? No answer.
  • “Again, not prepared for your own show.”
  • Do you need a fresh bowl?
  • She doesn’t sweat, she glows. She doesn’t splash, she flows.
  • I should design toilets.
  • “What would be the appropriate soundtrack to piss to?”
  • A really bad barnyard joke, which leads to…
  • Pigs orgasm for three hours.
  • “Now we have another not to raise pigs in our bathtub.”
  • IKEA!
  • Lizard vs. Iguana. Iguana vs. snakes.
  • I guess I could make it easier to find the archives here.
  • Hey, it’s our Anniversary Show!
  • Evo will NOT do the show if I’m not here to do the dirty work.
  • Yet he’ll do the dirty lawn work at home now. Go figure.
  • “If you’re an ex-hippie and she’s a quasi-hippie…”
  • Tepiary, Topiary
  • We should bring him in and wax him.
  • There is no way to determine what goes viral but you should have known about People of  WalMart.
  • Shake Weight, let me share:

  • Men don’t have arm flaps due to their excessive masturbating.
  • Sheila takes a Milky Way Martini to a restaurant for the owner to try. Isn’t she nice?
  • While everyone is at Dragon*Con, we have DiscWorld here and multiple Deadpan meetups.
  • OU Football season starts this weekend.
  • Sheila found at least one Santiago!
  • Evo is a deaf-tard.
  • HallowEvo Con is on Halloween-O.
  • “I’m guessing this means you bitches are serious about this.”

http://media.podiobooks.com/evoat11/EVO050.2009.09.02.mp3

Evoat11 49 – Don’t Piss On This Wall

I never know what to put here. We talk about empty nesting, pissing and snakes. And sexting. Are you any good at sexting, cuz I could use a few pointers.

Choice Bits

  • Evo is finally getting his shit together at work.
  • NJ has left the family home to go off to school… across town.
  • “If you’re listening Son, don’t come home.”
  • The grownups get their garage back.
  • Chicks are moody bitches?
  • I need to work on my sexting.
  • Should we have a sex segment? A sexment?
  • When you’re talking sex on twitter it’s called twatting.
  • Evo’s tacky sound effects.
  • Inglourious Basterds semi-discussion.
  • Quentin Tarentino is dawg ugly but a brilliant movie maker.
  • District 9 semi-discussion.
  • “Stop fucking thinking about it. It was a movie about killin’ Natzies!”
  • Halloween II?
  • Zombieland. Sounds like fun!
  • NJ says some movie is not really a chick flick but we don’t know which one it is.
  • “We can just fuck all weekend.”
  • “I don’t like having my weather with adjectives.”
  • Ted Kennedy died.
  • Hunchbacks pissing in a trough.
  • More about outdoor urinals than you ever wanted to know.
  • She’s not peeing in the pool.
  • Promo for The Good Parts, an erotica podcast.
  • We now have two snakes, Ares and Xena.
  • The bell rang, we’re done.
  • It doesn’t say Evo-Sheila-Debbie at 11.

(Well damnit, the actual media was there on the first save but somewhere in my editing it disappeared. Let’s try this again.)

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Technical difficulties, just download THIS until smarter people than me can fix it.

http://media.podiobooks.com/evoat11/EVO049.2009.08.26.mp3

Evoat11 20 – Happy Holiday Offerings to the Porcelain Gods

Summary

    Surprise! We decided to kick out another show for you. Just because we like you. Jack Mangan is the guest. It was supposed to be ‘Jack at 11′, but it turned into a grooming show. Go figure.

    Promo for The Seanachai. ‘Cuz Patrick McLean is cool and funny.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week’s show

  • Is this Evo at 22?
  • I want to see you in tights
  • I’m the Don King of superhero wrestling
  • Talk about your box, honey
  • Craves bacon, would like to see mother dead
  • Special powers of folding toilet paper
  • Why does ever show end up with Evo in the toilet?
  • I’ve prayed to that toilet god
  • Suck the joy right out of it
  • It looked like someone had a car crash on his chest

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Evoat11 14 – Evo’s Back and Pissing Off Stewardesses Everywhere

Summary

    I’m finally back from traveling. We’ll cover that, plus the stuff that happened here while I was gone. Don’t travel. Ever.

    Debbie slid in a promo for Dean Haglund’s show. Wonder if you’ll know why?

Choice Bits

  • The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.

  • You were actually able to turn it on?
  • You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
  • So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
  • If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
  • You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
  • But that’s a place where people piss!
  • Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
  • Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
  • You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
  • I think you’re finally hitting eleven

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