Actually, considering our first one went out July 23rd, 2008 it’s way past our Anniversary show. But we didn’t really make a public announcement until Dragon*Con 2008 though so we consider that our starting date. Sort of. Whatever. So in celebration we have a new avatar. Yeah Evo’s real excited too.
Our guest is Arioch Morningstar (seriously, that sounds like a romance novel name, right?) who improves most of Scott Sigler’s recordings. Yay Arioch! I’ll bet he still had to pay for his copy of The Rookie.
Choice Bits
Scott Sigler is a techtard.
How much audio editing do you really have to do for Scott? No answer.
“Again, not prepared for your own show.”
Do you need a fresh bowl?
She doesn’t sweat, she glows. She doesn’t splash, she flows.
I should design toilets.
“What would be the appropriate soundtrack to piss to?”
A really bad barnyard joke, which leads to…
Pigs orgasm for three hours.
“Now we have another not to raise pigs in our bathtub.”
IKEA!
Lizard vs. Iguana. Iguana vs. snakes.
I guess I could make it easier to find the archives here.
Hey, it’s our Anniversary Show!
Evo will NOT do the show if I’m not here to do the dirty work.
Yet he’ll do the dirty lawn work at home now. Go figure.
“If you’re an ex-hippie and she’s a quasi-hippie…”
Tepiary, Topiary
We should bring him in and wax him.
There is no way to determine what goes viral but you should have known about People of WalMart.
I never know what to put here. We talk about empty nesting, pissing and snakes. And sexting. Are you any good at sexting, cuz I could use a few pointers.
Choice Bits
Evo is finally getting his shit together at work.
NJ has left the family home to go off to school… across town.
“If you’re listening Son, don’t come home.”
The grownups get their garage back.
Chicks are moody bitches?
I need to work on my sexting.
Should we have a sex segment? A sexment?
When you’re talking sex on twitter it’s called twatting.
Surprise! We decided to kick out another show for you. Just because we like you. Jack Mangan is the guest. It was supposed to be ‘Jack at 11′, but it turned into a grooming show. Go figure.
Promo for The Seanachai. ‘Cuz Patrick McLean is cool and funny.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week’s show
Is this Evo at 22?
I want to see you in tights
I’m the Don King of superhero wrestling
Talk about your box, honey
Craves bacon, would like to see mother dead
Special powers of folding toilet paper
Why does ever show end up with Evo in the toilet?
I’ve prayed to that toilet god
Suck the joy right out of it
It looked like someone had a car crash on his chest
The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.
You were actually able to turn it on?
You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
But that’s a place where people piss!
Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
I think you’re finally hitting eleven