Jack Hosley visits. And we’re too busy talking about heavy drinking to pay as much attention as we should. We suck at hosting people.
Choice Bits
You were a lot drunk
Shut the fuck up, woman
Invite the wrong crowd and encourage them to do bad things
Evocon (should really be ShEvo:con, I think)
This is another story of my idiot son
It’s illegal to drive down the road with the doors open on the van — while you’re drinking
This is life lesson #242
His wife is a useless princess
I’m not touching my kid’s testicle
Was it Twilight terrible?
Debbie always falls for the dumpy guy
WanderRadio.com
You are a big ass
None of her family listens to this show
OK, have my empty can
Sincere Driver Needed
Ding.
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Posted by Evo Terra at 8:10 pm on June 3rd, 2009. 3 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: #evfn, air horns, Balticon, beach balls, birthday, CJ, Conestoga, craigslist, ding, Dragon*Con, DUI, Earl Newton, FDO, Flagstaff, Geistbear, george hrab, graduation, iPod Touch, J.C. Hutchins, job, MacBook Pro, money laundering, Nigeria, oklahoma, Patrick McLean, Phil Rossi, scotch, scott sigler, security, social network, Thanksgiving, Tulsa, unemployment, van, Vegas, vets.
Recorded live at Balticon! With Patrick E. McLean, a bottle of Macallan 12-year-old scotch, Bill DeSmedt, Sheila Dee and P.G. Holyfield. It’s long. It’s wild. Kinda like me.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week’s show
But there will be no fellatio
I jotted down show notes, but I’m not too sure I can read them
Ding
Evo ate a baby on the plane
What strange shit can you say right now?
Is there a chemist in the room?
You may put your mouth all over my scotch
Now I’m just the fucking errand boy
Tommy Chong’s Waffle House
I’m a dick
Phil Rossi was banned from this show two years ago
It means “nice ass” in Lat
“How are you living a little”
I wanna fuck you like a chemist
I can’t deal with anything that ends in “Z”. Like the alphabet?
The opposite of ding sounds racist, so I’m not gonna say it
Shut up, it’s my show
I’m sorry, four and five didn’t make it
The good news is; I don’t care
Holy shit I need some more field scotch
Science Thriction?
Just looking for a reason to hate
But now the bitch cleans
Has anyone in the audience done an alcohol enema?
Ding.
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Posted by Evo Terra at 9:33 pm on May 29th, 2009. One comment... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: A, alcoholic, Balticon, books, callipygous, chemists, Christiana Ellis, constipation, Dan Brown, Doctor Jack's Soapbox Seminars, Dragon*Con, Flinchy and the Mexican Show Truck, football, genre fiction, george hrab, Gong Show, greek, gumption, heroes, How to Succeed in Evil, macallan, margarita, Marriott, Murder at Avedon Hill, numbers, Patron, pi, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Russian, Singularity, Southwest, supplements, sushi, tequila, Twilight, twitter.
Debbie comes up with the best show titles. Just the three of us. Building big castles in the sky.
Choice Bits
When committing a crime and/or having sex: do not film yourself.
It’s not like they fucked the pig that made the pepperoni
Sex with the Pig in the City
Get off my lawn!
Mur Lafferty’s inside story access to War – > heavennovel.com
Are you a monkey fucking, hit every room and every piece of the furniture person?
Oh there’s a candle involved all right
It’s white shit that gets smeared on bread
When did the Depends come in?
The wand of Double Penetration
Come to Podcamp AZ – November 14th & 15th. It’s free. You’ll have fun.
Michael Vick as spokesman for Humane Society? Will Dick Cheney as spokesman for Amnesty International be next?
I’m not any kind of model
Could George Hrab rape a dog?
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Posted by Evo Terra at 8:04 pm on May 20th, 2009. No comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: Aladin, BAARAMU, Babe, backpack, Balticon, Beatnik Turtle, bestiality, Brian Shaler, camera, celebrity worship, Charles Barkley, CNN, Coke, Deer Valley, dirty dancing, dog fighting, Domino's, Dragon*Con, Earth, Ebony & Ivory, fast-food, Fern Gully, football, george hrab, Gone with The Wind, Humane Society, Ignite Phoenix, Jonathan Coulton, Lake Pleasant, Land Before Time, mayonnaise, Michael Vick, Mike Tyson, Miracle Whip, necklace, new media, NFL, NHL, O.J. Simpson, P.G. Holyfield, Patrick McLean, Patrick Swayze, Paul & Storm, Pepsi, Podcamp AZ, podcasting, prison, role models, salad dressing, September, sequel, sex, social media, TV, twitter, Wind & Fire.