Posts tagged “Balticon”.

Evoat11 41 – Evo’s Version of an AA Meeting

Jack Hosley visits. And we’re too busy talking about heavy drinking to pay as much attention as we should. We suck at hosting people.

Choice Bits

  • You were a lot drunk
  • Shut the fuck up, woman
  • Invite the wrong crowd and encourage them to do bad things
  • Evocon (should really be ShEvo:con, I think)
  • This is another story of my idiot son
  • It’s illegal to drive down the road with the doors open on the van — while you’re drinking
  • This is life lesson #242
  • His wife is a useless princess
  • I’m not touching my kid’s testicle
  • Was it Twilight terrible?
  • Debbie always falls for the dumpy guy
  • WanderRadio.com
  • You are a big ass
  • None of her family listens to this show
  • OK, have my empty can
    Sincere Driver Needed

  • Ding.

Evoat11 40 – Live from Balticon

Recorded live at Balticon! With Patrick E. McLean, a bottle of Macallan 12-year-old scotch, Bill DeSmedt, Sheila Dee and P.G. Holyfield. It’s long. It’s wild. Kinda like me.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week’s show

  • But there will be no fellatio
  • I jotted down show notes, but I’m not too sure I can read them
  • Ding
  • Evo ate a baby on the plane
  • What strange shit can you say right now?
  • Is there a chemist in the room?
  • You may put your mouth all over my scotch
  • Now I’m just the fucking errand boy
  • Tommy Chong’s Waffle House
  • I’m a dick
  • Phil Rossi was banned from this show two years ago
  • It means “nice ass” in Lat
  • “How are you living a little”
  • I wanna fuck you like a chemist
  • I can’t deal with anything that ends in “Z”. Like the alphabet?
  • The opposite of ding sounds racist, so I’m not gonna say it
  • Shut up, it’s my show
  • I’m sorry, four and five didn’t make it
  • The good news is; I don’t care
  • Holy shit I need some more field scotch
  • Science Thriction?
  • Just looking for a reason to hate
  • But now the bitch cleans
  • Has anyone in the audience done an alcohol enema?
  • Ding.

Evoat11 39 – Land Before Fern Gully Started Dirty Dancing

Debbie comes up with the best show titles. Just the three of us. Building big castles in the sky.

Choice Bits

  • When committing a crime and/or having sex: do not film yourself.
  • It’s not like they fucked the pig that made the pepperoni
  • Sex with the Pig in the City
  • Get off my lawn!
  • Mur Lafferty’s inside story access to War – > heavennovel.com
  • Are you a monkey fucking, hit every room and every piece of the furniture person?
  • Oh there’s a candle involved all right
  • It’s white shit that gets smeared on bread
  • When did the Depends come in?
  • The wand of Double Penetration
  • Come to Podcamp AZ – November 14th & 15th. It’s free. You’ll have fun.
  • Michael Vick as spokesman for Humane Society? Will Dick Cheney as spokesman for Amnesty International be next?
  • I’m not any kind of model
  • Could George Hrab rape a dog?