Evo @ 11

We recorded (on a phone, mind you) this special event – DinerCon after Balticon – this year just for fun. Hope you enjoy it. Evo is absent and the guests were:

• Bruce Press
• Julie Press
• Ben Press
• Allie Press
• Brian Gregory
• Donna Mugavero
• Brent Weichsel

It is quite long and loud but we though you might enjoy it.

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First show in the new ShEvo Studios 2.0 and we’re joined by Jeff Moriarty. And an annoying ceiling fan chirp, but just this once.

Choice Bits

• Happy Birthday Evo
• New studio – no A/C yet
• Recap of Phoenix Comicon
• Ignite 7 this Friday
• Recap of Sheila’s panels at Balticon
• Recap of  The Human Centipede
• Soft cookies
• Tattooed tough guys vs pussified college wimps

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Because *I* wasn’t there to record it, the audio is a little off. Joining ShEvo is @msinformation, @pgholyfield, and @PatrickEMcLean. Evo and Patrick had ineffectual mics so the sound is a little up and down.

Choice Bites

• Topic 1: Evo bitches about getting there, but I didn’t get to go at all so… tough shit Evo.
• Topic 2: Power Rangers
• Topic 2: The last Evo @ 11
• Embarassing @MsInformation
• Topic 4: Nathan Lowell, Man or Machine?
• Topic 5: Something about elephants
• Drunk stories about unsuspecting people
• Topic 6: Favorite insult/expletive
• Audience participation
• Naked parties should be listed on the schedule
• Topic 7: What are you drinking

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The undeniable Ruth is visiting again. And apparently women DO like male/male porn, or at least some do. Plus, there’s a new intro.

Choice Bits

• They will be recording live from Balticon sometime Sunday night
• Evo commits sacrilege
• New house coolness
• Not Your Mom’s Podcast – more later
• The Wonder Fridge!
• No, he said Taggart
• Geek movie screening nights
• Santiago!
• Evo gives Sheila props – noted here for posterity
• Answers to the pron question
• Ruthie’s new J O B
• Intellectual property and Internet law
• EFF – not Evo Fucking Furries

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Wherein we discuss recent pilgrimage to Mecca and the upcoming recording schedule.

courtesy of sheila_dee

Choice Bits

• Legoland is for suckers
• Evo’s lack of ass
• Mecca, again
• Evo’s hangover flu
• They found a house!
• Water feechures
• The official drunk dress story
• Fucking cat
• Ignite tickets go on sale Saturday
• I prove I am wittier than Evo
• Upcoming show schedule
• Anime? I don’t know nuttin about no anime

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Evo had to work late and we chose to record without him. His loss. Plus there won’t be a show next week and I didn’t want you guys getting too lonely.

Choice Bits

• Sheila instructs the audio guys at work on how they should do their jobs.
• Spreading the love at Balticon.
• Pros and cons of shopping for RVs.
• The officer will wait.
• Should I move in with one of my kids to save up money?
• Who the Fuck is Justin Bieber?
• Computer King’s promo
• Missing NJ’s prom
• More editing comments
• Epic Super Hero Battle
• I love my DROID but the camera sucks ass
• I want to win the next DH Flip from Shwaag
• No show next week.

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Special guest is Ruthie and we had such a great time I had to split it into two shows this week. You know how pissy Evo gets when the show is too long. I’ll post the second half tomorrow.

Choice Bits

• Fabulous ass recap
• Too many womens
• No pi party, but we have consolation pie
• Reglittering the glitter couch
• Ruthie the extortionist
• ConCOCKtions
• Monday night at Yucca Tap Room
• Post Nuclear Pillow Fight
• Karaoke is for people who don’t have an outlet musically
• He dances like my father
• Evo’s too fat to fly
• Back to Minnesota
• Guess who’s not going to BaltiCon
• The Evil Cat of Doom

Don’t go too far. I’ll post the rest tomorrow!

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We discuss next year’s convention plans, Beatnik Turtle’s song Drunk Man’s Junk and what we know about said junk, and a bit about our my technical difficulties with this site. I keep telling Evo that I don’t have permissions and/or the knowledge to update the plugins and he keeps trying to tell me I can do it. Dude, encouragement only goes so far. So let me know if you aren’t getting it correctly from iTunes, or if how I link it here is fucked up so I can bitch at him some more.

Choice Bits

• Formal introductions… not!
• We didn’t go to Dragon*Con this year
• We’re not going to Dragon*Con next year
• We’re all going to Balticon
• We might go to San Diego Comic-Con
• We’re hoping for whatnot
• We crashed the Discworld Convention last weekend
• Twestival?
• Not just the house is going to get warm
• Another Slumber Party
• Evo finally finished Watchmen which caused a weird speech impediment
• Mocking mockumentaries
• Egads, we’re all deep and philosophical and shit
• Evo wants to DO Tim Curry
• My first Major League Baseball game and my first Rocky Horror on the same night
• Tweetup at Brand-X shirts! Get your twitter name on a shirt.

• Beatnik Turtle’s Song of the Day Drunk Man’s Junk
• Evo’s junk (again)
• Deja-vu strikes again
• College football fans suck. SOONER! or later?
• Our friend Jeff Moriarty is featured in the Phoenix New Times
• We atheists talk about rapture
• Newscaster Beverly Kidd‘s visit to gangplank to discuss social media
• We’re STILL have technical difficulties no matter what Evo thinks.

http://media.podiobooks.com/evoat11/EVO051.2009.09.09.mp3

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Audio pro Mike Hayden joins us in the studio. Usually on the other side of the mic, but what the hell. He did The Virgin Murders, an indie film.

Choice Bits

• Those credits are fucked up

• Wednesday doesn’t have two Ss
• Shall I take notes?
• Godsdamned geography-cast, again!
• It was either the best corndog I’ve ever had, or the worst lobster tail I’ve ever had
• Fried edamame?
• Just FYI: not fascinating audio
• I’m the only one he gave a reach around to
• Why does anybody want to listen to us?
• Close, but only a limp cigar
• Mom! Don’t talk with your mouth full
• It’s really hard to get sexual when your 2-year-old-granddaughter is 3′ away
• We had incredible adventuresome sex, and now I have more equipment
• That’s a long-distance booty call right there
• “For $0.50 more, he could have been your father…”
• Hell no he doesn’t want children — any more
• Same judge that married the dad put the son in jail
• Point me to the nearest cannabis cafe
• This is the 3rd time we’ve had this fucking conversation

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Recorded on my birthday. What did you get me?

Choice Bits

• Math is hard

• Apologies for last week’s show.
• You fucked my day completely
• I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
• I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
• I look like Nappy Dan
• They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
• Into the Dark
• I plan on showing my ass again
• If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
• Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
• I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
• Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
• That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
• Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
• She’s a pussy-enabler

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