Evo @ 11

Special guest is Ruthie and we had such a great time I had to split it into two shows this week. You know how pissy Evo gets when the show is too long. I’ll post the second half tomorrow.

Choice Bits

• Fabulous ass recap
• Too many womens
• No pi party, but we have consolation pie
• Reglittering the glitter couch
• Ruthie the extortionist
• ConCOCKtions
• Monday night at Yucca Tap Room
• Post Nuclear Pillow Fight
• Karaoke is for people who don’t have an outlet musically
• He dances like my father
• Evo’s too fat to fly
• Back to Minnesota
• Guess who’s not going to BaltiCon
• The Evil Cat of Doom

Don’t go too far. I’ll post the rest tomorrow!

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We discuss next year’s convention plans, Beatnik Turtle’s song Drunk Man’s Junk and what we know about said junk, and a bit about our my technical difficulties with this site. I keep telling Evo that I don’t have permissions and/or the knowledge to update the plugins and he keeps trying to tell me I can do it. Dude, encouragement only goes so far. So let me know if you aren’t getting it correctly from iTunes, or if how I link it here is fucked up so I can bitch at him some more.

Choice Bits

• Formal introductions… not!
• We didn’t go to Dragon*Con this year
• We’re not going to Dragon*Con next year
• We’re all going to Balticon
• We might go to San Diego Comic-Con
• We’re hoping for whatnot
• We crashed the Discworld Convention last weekend
• Twestival?
• Not just the house is going to get warm
• Another Slumber Party
• Evo finally finished Watchmen which caused a weird speech impediment
• Mocking mockumentaries
• Egads, we’re all deep and philosophical and shit
• Evo wants to DO Tim Curry
• My first Major League Baseball game and my first Rocky Horror on the same night
• Tweetup at Brand-X shirts! Get your twitter name on a shirt.

• Beatnik Turtle’s Song of the Day Drunk Man’s Junk
• Evo’s junk (again)
• Deja-vu strikes again
• College football fans suck. SOONER! or later?
• Our friend Jeff Moriarty is featured in the Phoenix New Times
• We atheists talk about rapture
• Newscaster Beverly Kidd’s visit to gangplank to discuss social media
• We’re STILL have technical difficulties no matter what Evo thinks.

http://media.podiobooks.com/evoat11/EVO051.2009.09.09.mp3

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Audio pro Mike Hayden joins us in the studio. Usually on the other side of the mic, but what the hell. He did The Virgin Murders, an indie film.

Choice Bits

• Those credits are fucked up

• Wednesday doesn’t have two Ss
• Shall I take notes?
• Godsdamned geography-cast, again!
• It was either the best corndog I’ve ever had, or the worst lobster tail I’ve ever had
• Fried edamame?
• Just FYI: not fascinating audio
• I’m the only one he gave a reach around to
• Why does anybody want to listen to us?
• Close, but only a limp cigar
• Mom! Don’t talk with your mouth full
• It’s really hard to get sexual when your 2-year-old-granddaughter is 3′ away
• We had incredible adventuresome sex, and now I have more equipment
• That’s a long-distance booty call right there
• “For $0.50 more, he could have been your father…”
• Hell no he doesn’t want children — any more
• Same judge that married the dad put the son in jail
• Point me to the nearest cannabis cafe
• This is the 3rd time we’ve had this fucking conversation

Podcast: Download (Duration: 31:00 — 28.5MB)

Recorded on my birthday. What did you get me?

Choice Bits

• Math is hard

• Apologies for last week’s show.
• You fucked my day completely
• I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
• I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
• I look like Nappy Dan
• They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
• Into the Dark
• I plan on showing my ass again
• If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
• Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
• I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
• Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
• That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
• Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
• She’s a pussy-enabler

Podcast: Download (Duration: 29:43 — 27.3MB)

Jack Hosley visits. And we’re too busy talking about heavy drinking to pay as much attention as we should. We suck at hosting people.

Choice Bits

• You were a lot drunk
• Shut the fuck up, woman
• Invite the wrong crowd and encourage them to do bad things
• Evocon (should really be ShEvo:con, I think)
• This is another story of my idiot son
• It’s illegal to drive down the road with the doors open on the van — while you’re drinking
• This is life lesson #242
• His wife is a useless princess
• I’m not touching my kid’s testicle
• Was it Twilight terrible?
• Debbie always falls for the dumpy guy
• WanderRadio.com
• You are a big ass
• None of her family listens to this show
• OK, have my empty can
  Sincere Driver Needed

• Ding.

Podcast: Download (Duration: 31:57 — 29.3MB)

Recorded live at Balticon! With Patrick E. McLean, a bottle of Macallan 12-year-old scotch, Bill DeSmedt, Sheila Dee and P.G. Holyfield. It’s long. It’s wild. Kinda like me.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• But there will be no fellatio
• I jotted down show notes, but I’m not too sure I can read them
• Ding
• Evo ate a baby on the plane
• What strange shit can you say right now?
• Is there a chemist in the room?
• You may put your mouth all over my scotch
• Now I’m just the fucking errand boy
• Tommy Chong’s Waffle House
• I’m a dick
• Phil Rossi was banned from this show two years ago
• It means “nice ass” in Lat
• “How are you living a little”
• I wanna fuck you like a chemist
• I can’t deal with anything that ends in “Z”. Like the alphabet?
• The opposite of ding sounds racist, so I’m not gonna say it
• Shut up, it’s my show
• I’m sorry, four and five didn’t make it
• The good news is; I don’t care
• Holy shit I need some more field scotch
• Science Thriction?
• Just looking for a reason to hate
• But now the bitch cleans
• Has anyone in the audience done an alcohol enema?
• Ding.

Podcast: Download (Duration: 36:28 — 33.5MB)

Debbie comes up with the best show titles. Just the three of us. Building big castles in the sky.

Choice Bits

• When committing a crime and/or having sex: do not film yourself.
• It’s not like they fucked the pig that made the pepperoni
• Sex with the Pig in the City
• Get off my lawn!
• Mur Lafferty’s inside story access to War – > heavennovel.com
• Are you a monkey fucking, hit every room and every piece of the furniture person?
• Oh there’s a candle involved all right
• It’s white shit that gets smeared on bread
• When did the Depends come in?
• The wand of Double Penetration
• Come to Podcamp AZ – November 14th & 15th. It’s free. You’ll have fun.
• Michael Vick as spokesman for Humane Society? Will Dick Cheney as spokesman for Amnesty International be next?
• I’m not any kind of model
• Could George Hrab rape a dog?

Podcast: Download (Duration: 31:14 — 28.7MB)