Evo @ 11

Some guy named Tony Solano chats with us this week about social media.  I’m guessing the first steps in social media are getting visible on Facebook, twitter and/or LinkedIn. Sheila has an empty nest crying episode; I wish I could but my kids won’t leave. Evo pokes at the cops.

Choice Bits

• He’s trying to learn about social media by coming on our show?
• This would be the cul-de-sac of the journey that you’re on.
• Irony: Plagiarizing your report on plagiarizing.
• “Hit your lights when you’re gonna do this crazy maneuver!”
• Chains are effective for clearing out skateboarders.
• Campus Docs are the best thing in college.
• Toasted Subs. CHeBA Hut? (Website’s music sounds like 70′s porn)
• Ted’s Hot Dogs is the icon in hot dogs.
• The Hustler Store is now a daycare center.
• There’s no dildo store at Tempe Marketplace unless they open a Dicktoria Secret.
• Solo rope play isn’t as easy as you’d think, just ask David Carradine.
• EvoCon is now HallowEvo Con!
• “I betcha pretty soon you’re gonna give that to Debbie too.”
• The new FuckOff podcast.
• “Did you get to touch his mace?”
• “Just kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?”
• Phil Plait‘s promo for the Atlanta Star Party just before Dragon*Con.
• Sheila’s really emotional breakdown. Sort of.
• NJ is going off to a local college, Ginnie isn’t doing a damn thing.
• Our children come by it naturally.
• Is he really Evo’s kid?
• YES WE ARE DOING THIS NEXT WEEK. WE ARE NOT GOING BI-WEEKLY.
• Arioch Morningstar is a romance novel name!
• There are 1,163 Debbie Walkers out there, but there’s only one like me.
• Be a better parent: knock the shit out of that kid!

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Rachel Reese joins us this week. And I’m kinda liking this format of show notes where I skip the Detailed Show Notes. I’m thinking those are now officially a thing of the past.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show, with P.G. Holyfield telling you why.

• She’s going to be an escort
• Have you thought about firebombing them?
• Please give me the breathalyzer
• I heard all about those, but I’m not that old
• Don’t put the shitty beer in my fridge
• He’s 26 and wants to move back in with his mother
• The tortoise sex is very noisy
• You don’t know what Dragon*con is? What the hell is wrong with you?
• I’m not pissing off the side of the roof
• If I had a dinglehopper and I could whip it out…
• So it’s back to dick jokes already, is it?
• I shaved my balls for this?
• Swallow or it’s going in your eye
• Everybody wanted to be Debbie
• You’re kind of a fucking bummer
• I look damn fucking sexy in a Playboy Bunny outfit
• I could wear my loincloth

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Tip from Evo: loads of links in this post. Uncover them for juicy photos.

Summary

We give poor Jack Mangan a hard time for wimping out and going to CopperCon while we had much more fun at Dragon*Con.

Choice Bits

• Jack Mangan or David Moldawer?

• Sexy, vampire novelist or sexy vampire novelist?
• You know what keeps Lou Ferrigno looking young? Gamma rays.
• Ringworm con!
• Tee Morris: “How many books can I sell before I get to the shower?”
• Guests with large upper body dimensions should not ride this ride.
• It was like “Killroy was here”, but with boobs.
• I can get you to feel me up any time.
• She said the “F” word. Probably not the “F” word you are thinking of.

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