Evo @ 11

More change! This episode is recorded at a new location. More comfy! We’ll even be back on Ustream pretty soon. Can Evo make this any more convenient for HIM than doing it in his own basement?

Choice Bits

• ShEvo Studios!
• Behind the bar.
• If she wants to play with her pussy, let her play with her pussy.
• Testing a new drink: Evil Evo Contaminated Concoction is an Epic FAIL!
• My microphone is slowly heading towards the floor.
• Fuckin’ Penguins.
• Someone stole Badass Karaoke Trey’s computer.  Poor Trey.
• The Manganesque Trick.
• Evo is a nasty boy, thinkin’ nasty thoughts, but he’s not a cheap trick.
• Alice Cooper summers in Hawaii and winters in Phoenix. Just sose you know.
• Are we getting burnt out on evfn?
• I’m not really good at public speaking/sales.
• Cinnabon! Schlotzsky’s Deli is also Cinnabon, at least here.
• Again with the droopy microphone.
• Beware the blue light.
• Evo’s obscure reference to an OverHeard he tweeted. Asshole.
• Evo (representing pedophiles everywhere) thanks the producers of Toddlers and Tiaras.
• Balloon Boy. If you missed this story, don’t bother. The story is there was no story.
• We still don’t know when we’ll be doing this next. Stay tuned!

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Evo dragged in his new friend Joe Holt. I’m thinking there might be a bit of a man crush there, I don’t know.

Choice Bits

• This week’s show brought to you by Shake Weight.
• We discover Joe is a noob to podcasting.
• Where you are admonished to go back and look at last week’s show notes and follow the frikkin’ directions.
• S. E. (not X) O.  There will be a prize, I just haven’t decided what yet.
• Evo spilled most of the bottle before the show. You missed it.
• Do you keep urine in your refrigerator?
• Sheila’s flying high on espresso and pizza.
• Sliced. Might be interesting.
• Hob Nobs? Scob Nobs? More Knob than Hob.
• Clove, hash, mish mash.
• Where we get all political about Polanski and extradition and awards and shit.
• Where we gush on and on about Nathan Lowell and his new book Captain’s Share on podiobooks.com.
• Where we discuss memories of our high school musical days.
• Where we touch on the whole alcohol and cereal thing again.
• Costume decisions for HallowEvo Con. Amish Zombie Leprechaun? Toddler Tart?  Burka Bondage Combos?
• Call her Mrs. Terra.
• You’d think NJ would be immune to embarrassment after being raised by these two.
• Where we run down all the Google shits under the keyword Evo.
• Show’s over.
• Happy Unanniversary to me, Happy Birthday to my Granddaughter.
• Hank the Tooth Circus Midget. Someone make a cartoon of that.
• Show’s over.
• Chat room notes, Joe’s a lightweight drinker, musical accompaniment.
• Apologies for last week.
• Show’s over.
• Send feedback. More musical accompaniment. No smoking.
• Show’s over, for real. Evo has left the building.

Podcast: Download (35.6MB)

The alternate title for this episode was “Puppet show and John Managan”.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• P.G. tells you what you missed last week
• They want all those kids to get sick
• No, that would be the firth of fifth
• What is this “we” shit? You got a mouse in your pocket?
• You’re stepping on my toes
• Post-gun check but pre-drinking
• I wanna fuck your livestock like an animal
• I do an impersonation of John Denver
• My audience is numerically challenged
• What does a live pan look like?
• The exact opposite of puking is gurgitating
• This conversation is very vealing
• Is that a verb involving Steve Eley?
• Penny beers are worth… pennies
• She’s really nice. I’m not sure what to do.
• I don’t give a frog’s fat ass what the clock says

Podcast: Download (Duration: 27:51 — 25.5MB)

Summary

Clintus McGintus joins us on this weeks show. And wow, is this all over the place. Just read the Choice Bits and look at the keywords. Not enough coherence from topic to topic to easily generate Detailed Show Notes. I blame Clintus and Sheila.

Evo wants more beer. Sheila still wants more podcast recommendations. Debbie needs a car. Help with one or all of those. Please?

Promos played: Podcamp AZ

Beer consumed: Shannon Farrell’s Imperial IPA

Oh, and we now have a promo. It’ll change often. Look in the sidebar. And play it on your show.

Choice Bits

• Debbie apologies for last week
• P.G. recaps last week Or just nabs the funny bits. Funny extract? Distilled humor?
• You don’t know, Clintus, because you don’t listen to our show.
• Karma is a bitch
• I am going to cripple myself so there’s no way she can kill me
• You actually keep screwing up my game
• Fuck the environment
• I want to be able to beat my children
• If you buy me this gun, I’ll give you this car I just stole
• Don’t burn your toast in the bathtub
• Why is it whenever we talk about stupid people, they have an accent?
• I know a guy who started a polyamory club
• You got some weird friends, man
• Did you want to announce your divorce now, on the show?

Podcast: Download (Duration: 38:22 — 35.2MB)