Surprise! We decided to kick out another show for you. Just because we like you. Jack Mangan is the guest. It was supposed to be ‘Jack at 11′, but it turned into a grooming show. Go figure.

Promo for The Seanachai. ‘Cuz Patrick McLean is cool and funny.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• Is this Evo at 22?
• I want to see you in tights
• I’m the Don King of superhero wrestling
• Talk about your box, honey
• Craves bacon, would like to see mother dead
• Special powers of folding toilet paper
• Why does ever show end up with Evo in the toilet?
• I’ve prayed to that toilet god
• Suck the joy right out of it
• It looked like someone had a car crash on his chest

Detailed Show Notes

Jack has a great idea on how to improve upon professional wrestling. At least for us, the casual viewer.

Debbie dreams really, really strange dreams. Turns out we all do. Some are more bizarre than others.

How do things get started? What is the sequence of events that leads to routine behaviors. It sounds like a deep topic, but I’m just talking about toilet paper.

Heroes is over, so it’s our final bitch session. Which is really more a praise session for the last three episodes.

CJ the Mighty Mommy joins us as we talk about… this stuff. Oh, she’s the better half of Dan from show #15.

Oh and it’s really damned noisy outside the studio at Gangplank. Blame Ignite Boulder. You people are friggin’ loud.

Promo for something I can’t hear because of the echo. My ears suck.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• Fire robin? Like burn a bird?
• “It’s time to drink” starts with an F
• This isn’t my mouth. Someone shit in this mouth.
• No, yours are dry and tasteless
• This isn’t the marital spat show
• He never falls asleep during his favorite thing
• Santa was Santa
• I don’t think it’ll be funny, and I don’t think I’ll do it
• Have I ever flirted with you, Evo?
• No one has to get me drunk, I can do it on my own
• It’s one more than 2008

Detailed Show Notes

Whopper virgin commercials. With way too much info. Was supposed to be funny. Not sure we pulled it off. Oh well. Can’t be on ALL the time, right? Jack did give me “Whoppers without Borders”, which is funny.

I got back from Detroit. It sucked. Seriously. If you live there and love it; more power to you. Not for me.

And I apparently snore. Guess it’s getting bad. May need to fix that. We’ll discuss. Like anyone else has heard me snore. But it happens. And CJ talks smack about her hubby, Dan.

Debbie has a magic basement that gets its own rainstorms. Seriously. Oh, and Santa came to see CJ and 25 kids last week. The rest of us have no holiday plans. Bah. Humbug.

Keith Garner joins us from the blustery north country of Chicago. And we talk all over the damned place, so it’s another one of the “just read the Choice Bits and Keywords” shows.

Debbie snuck in a promo for The Seanachai. I love Patrick’s show, so I’ll not bitch too much.

Choice Bits

• P.G. tells you what he learned on last week’s show.

• Fuck balance when you’re drinking an IPA
• Why isn’t every one in Phoenix skinny?
• She’s really good about closing the barn door since the horse escaped
• Who the hell is Ms. O’Leary?
• I want to be the hog butcher to the world
• I almost got run over by Roger Ebert once
• The last one that quit me was because of something I said to Evo
• Bang your wife for seven days straight
• Banging is what I would like to do, but he would like to promote intimacy
• He’s sleeping with your daughter, so he just wants to see where it came from
• You see how shitty of a job I’m doing
• My daughter would be terrified of you
• Evo & Debbie said it sucked, so we fixed it
• He is awesomely sarcastic
• That’s not an addiction, that’s an enjoyment
• Next week’s show will be all about dropping off teenagers
• I almost did it, but I said “Wait… I have a penis”
• I was trying to end the fucking show!

A. Kovacs hangs with us, bringing back memories of my trying to control these three chicks (and more) at Dragon*Con. She’s just started podcasting over at Skepchick.org. Nice and fresh. Get the show now before it gets better! Drinking skeptic chicks. What could be better?

Debbie snuck in a promos for Nobilis Erotica. Give her the power to enginer and edit, she’s gonna take it.

Choice Bits

• P.G. and what he learned on last week’s show

• We started drinking at 4:00 this afternoon
• We’ll get back to “naughty”
• I’m relatively certain we don’t have permafrost in Arizona
• You know… my sister’s a glass blower
• I’m going to have to go down to the lobby and have someone unlace me.
• I’m the bitch, she’s the hun
• I know all about your kinks
• How about I give her a staple gun in the calf?
• Get tangled in the sheets and crack your head on the headboard
• It’s so creepy and frackin’ cool at the same time
• Debbie just came
• It’s amazing what they can do when they can take their dentures out
• Would you dry and fluff Kurt Russell
• It would suck to be a 90 year old duck
• What wouldn’t be better with Wesley Crusher?
• The power to bring back your virginity
• Sauce is the magic sauce

Detailed Show Notes

We went to the Chihuly exhibit at the Desert Botanical Garden. Naughty looking bits of glass. Oh, and plants that hurt.

And more corset talk! Hooray! Get these three broads together, and the talk will turn to shoved-up boobs.

A. brought cheese cupcakes. And they were teh bomb! Which reminds us of the dessert Debbie brought a few shows back… and we didn’t talk about then. Now is the time. Food. Good.

Talk of zucchini leads to cross breeding zombies and aliens. See why we had A on the show?

And we tried to bitch about Heroes… but it sorta rocked this week. Shit. And cool. All at the same time. And Greg Grunberg (Matt Parkman) is on Twitter.

Jeff Moriarty hangs out with the cast of fools. And it’s pretty obvious that Debbie is having a BLAST with making new intros. You go, girl!

Choice Bits

• Apologies for the show last week. That was uncalled for.

• P.G. tells you what he learned on last week’s show… and the week before that!
• The funny will be determined later
• He’s a 17 year old going on 94
• That’s a fortune cookie: “Don’t have old children”
• From boutique, to yard sale… and now we’re at take-out
• We’ve talked about prostitutes before
• That had to be a big Italian pissing match
• How does it feel to want?
• Most podcasts suck
• Well no, I’m still a man…
• It’s quite rude to call our guest lame
• I’ve decided I’m becoming and anti-Santite
• I had you at “Ho ho ho”
• Where do the mutant penguins live?
• Her ovaries went “ding”?
• If something goes wrong, I’m going to need one of your kidneys

Detailed Show Notes

I went to speak to a few classes at Mesa Community College. Found out I’m old. Just like Brett Favre.

Sheila and I go to a grand opening event at some hoity-toity boutique. And in other news, we’re not hoity-toity people.

Debbie wants you to send promos. I don’t really want you to send promos, but Debbie does, so make her happy. Give and take around here.

Turns out we all hate the holidays. Ain’t we the festive bunch? Listen to Jeff go on about the drama within his family. Love it! Makes us feel almost normal.

Hey! It’s a new even cooler intro! Look at Debbie flexing her engineering skills…

Dan Feierabend from the Love Long and Prosper (and married to The Mighty Mommy) stops by to talk about his upcoming Danthol.com thing. Sheila’s extra bitchy at poor me (Debbie wrote that) and we discuss our her Black Friday plans.

And if you’d like to be on the show, check the Show Calendar for what’s happening here and other shows recorded at Gangplank HQ

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show
• Apologies for P.G., since he has no recap of said last week’s show
• Didn’t Evo used to podcast?
• His rap name is Red Headed Whiteboy
• Don’t spoil the bit!
• I like being locked in… and tied up
• Note to self: pay Debbie
• You’re talking about necrophilia?
• I’m not going to risk cancer just so I can get a piece of ass
• Can’t I just take a coat hanger and jam it down in there?
• You know we don’t have any money this year, don’t you?
• I’m enjoying rocking the mic with the pantyhose
• I’m gong to go register quickanddirtypantyhose.com
• You had me at “porn”

Detailed Show Notes

Hero’s bitching is back! w007! Sheila doesn’t care. Dan hasn’t watched. But Debbie and I don’t let that slow us down. Or we’re just not paying attention.

Sheila wants know what we’re reading. What is it? Listen. Or just look in the tags, you cheating bastard.

Debbie’s got a new car, and she’s pissed at it. For the oddest reason.

Sheila’s doing Black Friday. There is no way in hell that I’M doing Black Friday. Debbie isn’t doing it either. We both think she’s a ditz.

I’m finally back from traveling. We’ll cover that, plus the stuff that happened here while I was gone. Don’t travel. Ever.

Debbie slid in a promo for Dean Haglund’s show. Wonder if you’ll know why?

Choice Bits

• The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.

• You were actually able to turn it on?
• You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
• So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
• If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
• You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
• But that’s a place where people piss!
• Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
• Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
• You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
• I think you’re finally hitting eleven

Detailed Show Notes

While the asshole’s away, the chicks will play. Sheila was pleased as punch to be without her boys. Though she didn’t bother to hang out with Debbie. I’m calling “bitch”. Let the cat fight ensue!

Somehow, I get ‘guilt by association’ on a recent plane trip. The guy next to me would NOT get off the phone. How does that make me a bad guy when I wanna go to the lavatory… shoeless?

Charlie the Beer Guy hooks me up with the best place to get a beer in Orlando. It’s a great place that looks scary as hell at night. Gotta love it! And they know what to do with Bud Light.

Who is the coolest person you’ve ever met? That’s the question Debbie asks. We’ll tell you ours. You tell us yours in the comment.

Here I am for lucky show 13. No. Wait. I’m not there. It’s an all girl show. Which would be about as hot as it sounds. Sally Strebel joins Debbie and Sheila. And when the mouse is away… insert a pussy joke here.

No promos, but the pimped the hell out of Best Party Ever!

Choice Bits

• No, what I meant was what’s the best party EVAR?!?

• P.G. recaps the last show. And no, I didn’t put this out of sequence… Debbie did.
• I think I might be schizo
• When I turn on Hanna Montana…
• You gotta have a good belt song
• I usta could do that
• He likes to get naked
• This car that I just got… it’s a mellow car
• I am not short, I am average
• Were you laying out and editing at the same time?
• I try not to take my laptop out with the suntan lotion and the pool

Detailed Show Notes

The girls recap their experience at Podcamp AZ. Fine. No problem. Why would I want to be there to talk that? Nah. Sure. Go ahead. [Sulks in corner...]

Who listens to music on their iPod? Sheila does, and she thinks she’s nuts. I’d tend to agree, and it has nothing to do with her music selections. And Sally isn’t crazy, she’s just listening a generation behind. And no god, please don’t ask for Sheila to sing. I love her, but you don’t know what you ask.

(And please, do we have to keep hearing about George Hrab? He’s not that talented. OK, I can’t back that up. He is… but still! There’s a primary male-figure on this show, in case you forgot!)

Recommendations for Sheila’s podcast listening pleasure:

• Pulp Gamer
• Hardcore History
• Mercedes Lackey
• History According to Bob
• Smodcast

Bad traffic karma stories and Debbie’s new car. Becase we all know how well the audience LOVED the last time we talked about Phoenix traffic. Which obviously leads to a discussion about relative height of the ladies. And their kids.

And if that wasn’t enough, how about a conversation about bargain grocery shopping and meal preparation? Debbie, the great white griller.

The girls go political at the end. But then shut up before it gets 1/2 the population pissed at them. Good thing I wasn’t there. I’d have found a way to make 100% pissed at us. AGAIN.

I’m back next week. Gotta keep these dames in line…

Podcasting legend CC Chapman joins us this week to drink beer and use his potty mouth. Two things he can’t do on Accident Hash or Managing the Gray. We rule.

Oh shit. I forgot to apologize for last week, and to preface P.G.’s recap. Which is extra hawsome this week.

Oh, and this is the last promo you’ll hear for Podcamp AZ. It’s the first weekend of November, and we’ll likely not put out a show after this, yet before that. So come, dammit!

Choice Bits

• When do we open the beer?
• We’re more into the ‘drinking’ thing than the ‘toasting’ thing
• Hey, dammit, this show is about me!
• Sheila, people in the chat room would like you to lean forward
• If you’ve had a couple drinks, you have to stop and think: Am I an innie, or an outie?
• It’s hard to have an audio recording in a toilet stall
• If you’re touching your junk, do not touch your phone
• I am the luckiest woman in the world
• Eventually they’ll have an automatic bidet
• Someone in my family is going to need to be in front of a jury
• You know how them cowboys like to drink
• Do you guys live in the middle of Footloose or something?
• I’ve had enough Strongbow that I wanna keep talking

Detailed Show Notes

Well, we’re getting closer to my goal of having three topics. But we’re… flighty, as you’ll see. Guess I shouldn’t fight it too much.

CC is puzzled by winter grass. Hard to explain to people who don’t live here. And yes, this is the desert. Doesn’t seem to matter.

Sheila is thankful for those who have sent new listening ideas. I’m thankful that you’re actually sending PODCAST recommendations.

Sheila is still figuring out the bureaucracy of corporate America. On the bright side, they also show off dead bodies where she works. Nope. She’s not a mortician.

Time for me to get a little personal. I have bathroom issues. No, not like that. And the talk doesn’t get vile. Turns out EVERYONE in the studio has issues with the potty, too.

Debbie has jury duty next week. Right about the same time we started getting funky sounds from the people partying at Hack Night right outside of our studio, and some odd fuzz. Or maybe I’m hallucinating. Happens. And CC discovers that we’re using the Explicit tag. Fuck yeah.

Then the conversation spirals out of control as we discuss what celebrity my wife would leave me for.

Clintus McGintus joins us on this weeks show. And wow, is this all over the place. Just read the Choice Bits and look at the keywords. Not enough coherence from topic to topic to easily generate Detailed Show Notes. I blame Clintus and Sheila.

Evo wants more beer. Sheila still wants more podcast recommendations. Debbie needs a car. Help with one or all of those. Please?

Promos played: Podcamp AZ

Beer consumed: Shannon Farrell’s Imperial IPA

Oh, and we now have a promo. It’ll change often. Look in the sidebar. And play it on your show.

Choice Bits

• Debbie apologies for last week
• P.G. recaps last week Or just nabs the funny bits. Funny extract? Distilled humor?
• You don’t know, Clintus, because you don’t listen to our show.
• Karma is a bitch
• I am going to cripple myself so there’s no way she can kill me
• You actually keep screwing up my game
• Fuck the environment
• I want to be able to beat my children
• If you buy me this gun, I’ll give you this car I just stole
• Don’t burn your toast in the bathtub
• Why is it whenever we talk about stupid people, they have an accent?
• I know a guy who started a polyamory club
• You got some weird friends, man
• Did you want to announce your divorce now, on the show?