Evo @ 11 » Uncategorized http://evoat11.com It's a Spinal Tap reference, you dolt. Thu, 02 Jun 2011 05:00:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 He's back. Did you miss him? Evo Terra makes his return to the podosphere with biting commentary and snarky wit on Evo at 11. Or Evo at Eleven. Or Evo @ 11. You get the picture. Evo Terra yes Evo Terra thisisevo@gmail.com thisisevo@gmail.com (Evo Terra) Some rights reserved Evo at 11 is Evo Terra's podcast. If you know who he is, great. If not... you probably don't. evoterra, snarky, wit, comedy, Evo @ 11 » Uncategorized http://evoat11.com/evoat11coverart.144.jpg http://evoat11.com/category/uncategorized/ Evo’s Newest T-shirt http://evoat11.com/2010/06/evos-newest-t-shirt/ http://evoat11.com/2010/06/evos-newest-t-shirt/#comments Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:01:08 +0000 debbie http://evoat11.com/?p=475

Just thought I’d share the joy.

]]> http://evoat11.com/2010/06/evos-newest-t-shirt/feed/ 0 Trebuchet from George Hrab http://evoat11.com/2010/06/trebuchet-from-george-hrab/ http://evoat11.com/2010/06/trebuchet-from-george-hrab/#comments Fri, 25 Jun 2010 16:05:15 +0000 debbie http://evoat11.com/?p=467 As promised, the entire CD. 

…

But you should really click on this cover art and go buy a copy at CD Baby to get the additional good stuff – and possibly the golden ticket to have Geo perform in your very own living room.

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Track 3, Ms.Information is my favorite so far.

]]> http://evoat11.com/2010/06/trebuchet-from-george-hrab/feed/ 0 george hrab,trebuchet As promised, the entire CD.  - ... - But you should really click on this cover art and go buy a copy at CD Baby to get the additional good stuff - and possibly the golden ticket to have Geo perform in your very own living room. - ... - Track 3, Ms. As promised, the entire CD.  ... But you should really click on this cover art and go buy a copy at CD Baby to get the additional good stuff - and possibly the golden ticket to have Geo perform in your very own living room. ... Track 3, Ms.Information is my favorite so far. Evo Terra yes Hiatus until January http://evoat11.com/2009/12/hiatus-until-january/ http://evoat11.com/2009/12/hiatus-until-january/#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:16:32 +0000 Evo Terra http://evoat11.com/?p=378 Debbie has flown the coop and Sheila and I are playing catchup. So no new shows until after the first of the year.

Here’s something fitting from xkcd to keep you occupied.

See you soon.

]]> http://evoat11.com/2009/12/hiatus-until-january/feed/ 3 Avatar update http://evoat11.com/2009/07/avatar-update/ http://evoat11.com/2009/07/avatar-update/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:27:09 +0000 debbie http://evoat11.com/?p=282

Number 7

Number 5 revisited

It seems clear to me that number 5 was the front-runner, though someone had an issue with the color scheme. So here is a late submission and number 5 updated. Choose betwixt the two please. Or stay with one of the earlier choices if you feel you must.

Again, I want to start using this for show #50 – though Evo is only posting #45 this week.

]]> http://evoat11.com/2009/07/avatar-update/feed/ 1 Help me decide! http://evoat11.com/2009/06/help-me-decide/ http://evoat11.com/2009/06/help-me-decide/#comments Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:04:43 +0000 debbie http://evoat11.com/?p=265 These are the submissions for a new Evo @ 11 avatar. Should we stay with what we have (via Evo himself) or switch to something new? Comment, please. If you think you can come up with something better, have at it. I want a decision in time for show # 50. What do you think?

Number 1

Number 2

Number 3

Number 4

Number 5

Number 6

Not much time. I’m being pushy!


]]> http://evoat11.com/2009/06/help-me-decide/feed/ 16 Evoat11 37 – You Don’t Know Jack http://evoat11.com/2009/05/evoat11-37-you-dont-know-jack/ http://evoat11.com/2009/05/evoat11-37-you-dont-know-jack/#comments Thu, 07 May 2009 01:12:11 +0000 Evo Terra http://evoat11.com/?p=247 The alternate title for this episode was “Puppet show and John Managan”.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week’s show

  • P.G. tells you what you missed last week
  • They want all those kids to get sick
  • No, that would be the firth of fifth
  • What is this “we” shit? You got a mouse in your pocket?
  • You’re stepping on my toes
  • Post-gun check but pre-drinking
  • I wanna fuck your livestock like an animal
  • I do an impersonation of John Denver
  • My audience is numerically challenged
  • What does a live pan look like?
  • The exact opposite of puking is gurgitating
  • This conversation is very vealing
  • Is that a verb involving Steve Eley?
  • Penny beers are worth… pennies
  • She’s really nice. I’m not sure what to do.
  • I don’t give a frog’s fat ass what the clock says
]]> http://evoat11.com/2009/05/evoat11-37-you-dont-know-jack/feed/ 1 #evfn,@Hellziggy,alcohol,bluegrass,Cheyenne Wright,Cinco de Mayo,deadpan,Deliverance,Emmet Otter's Jug Band,facebook,fucktard,girlfriend The alternate title for this episode was "Puppet show and John Managan". - Choice Bits Apologies for last week's show P.G. tells you what you missed last week They want all those kids to get sick No, that would be the firth of fifth What is this "we" s... The alternate title for this episode was "Puppet show and John Managan". Choice Bits Apologies for last week's show P.G. tells you what you missed last week They want all those kids to get sick No, that would be the firth of fifth What is this "we" shit? You got a mouse in your pocket? You're stepping on my toes Post-gun check but pre-drinking I wanna fuck your livestock like an animal I do an impersonation of John Denver My audience is numerically challenged What does a live pan look like? The exact opposite of puking is gurgitating This conversation is very vealing Is that a verb involving Steve Eley? Penny beers are worth... pennies She's really nice. I'm not sure what to do. I don't give a frog's fat ass what the clock says Evo Terra yes Evoat11 30 – Evo finally reaches “eleven” http://evoat11.com/2009/03/evoat11-30-evo-finally-reaches-eleven/ http://evoat11.com/2009/03/evoat11-30-evo-finally-reaches-eleven/#comments Thu, 19 Mar 2009 05:21:48 +0000 Evo Terra http://evoat11.com/?p=220 You already know this show tends to be offensive. Well this episode is even more so. As in, really offensive. This is the social media bitch show, and then it sort of spirals out of control. You have been warned.

Where the hell did we get a voicemail from? Where did Brad P. from NJ leave this call? We don’t have a voice mail line! I’m hella confused.

Promo for Love Long and Prosper

Choice Bits

  • If it’s not a small dog, someone died on it

  • One thing: shut the fuck up.
  • I do believe you’ve finally hit an eleven
  • 120 is the new 140
  • What the fuck are you people following me for?
  • Oh, by the way: Satan is my lord
  • God-awful cinnamon cakes?
  • Why are you following me, you stupid bitch?
  • That wasn’t very Xian of you
  • Can we follow the thread? It’s not that gods damned hard…
  • Fucking Jack Mangan…
  • I’m not talking about “The Lesbian Issue”
  • Tyler said it with a penis, and that was the problem
  • I can’t even tuck my tits back in there
  • You put the “tart” in Tartan, Debbie
  • If you want to go back and offend the lesbians, knock yourselves out
  • Are you only offensive if you are trying to be offensive?
  • You don’t go rip her a new asshole. You know why? She’s going to die.
  • I often try to be offensive
  • And we can’t call them “lickalottapus”
  • I’m not sure I’m renewing your contract
  • Fuck off, shithead
]]> http://evoat11.com/2009/03/evoat11-30-evo-finally-reaches-eleven/feed/ 4 auto-follow,Betsy Smith,blogs,Chris Conrey,comments,context,corset,Croncast,evolution,facebook,feminism,feminist You already know this show tends to be offensive. Well this episode is even more so. As in, really offensive. This is the social media bitch show, and then it sort of spirals out of control. You have been warned. You already know this show tends to be offensive. Well this episode is even more so. As in, really offensive. This is the social media bitch show, and then it sort of spirals out of control. You have been warned. Where the hell did we get a voicemail from? Where did Brad P. from NJ leave this call? We don't have a voice mail line! I'm hella confused. Promo for Love Long and Prosper Choice Bits If it's not a small dog, someone died on it One thing: shut the fuck up. I do believe you've finally hit an eleven 120 is the new 140 What the fuck are you people following me for? Oh, by the way: Satan is my lord God-awful cinnamon cakes? Why are you following me, you stupid bitch? That wasn't very Xian of you Can we follow the thread? It's not that gods damned hard... Fucking Jack Mangan... I'm not talking about "The Lesbian Issue" Tyler said it with a penis, and that was the problem I can't even tuck my tits back in there You put the "tart" in Tartan, Debbie If you want to go back and offend the lesbians, knock yourselves out Are you only offensive if you are trying to be offensive? You don't go rip her a new asshole. You know why? She's going to die. I often try to be offensive And we can't call them "lickalottapus" I'm not sure I'm renewing your contract Fuck off, shithead Evo Terra yes Evoat11 27 – THE answer to THE question http://evoat11.com/2009/02/evoat11-27-the-answer-to-the-question/ http://evoat11.com/2009/02/evoat11-27-the-answer-to-the-question/#comments Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:40:46 +0000 Evo Terra http://evoat11.com/?p=212 [..: error code 46 on line 1337 :..]

]]> http://evoat11.com/2009/02/evoat11-27-the-answer-to-the-question/feed/ 10 [..: error code 46 on line 1337 :..] [..: error code 46 on line 1337 :..] Evo Terra yes Evoat11 10 – Debbie’s Bitch Show http://evoat11.com/2008/10/evoat11-10-debbies-bitch-show/ http://evoat11.com/2008/10/evoat11-10-debbies-bitch-show/#comments Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:10:20 +0000 Evo Terra http://evoat11.com/?p=109 Summary
    Debbie has a few things she needs to get off her chest. So how about I shut up a bit and let her go? Jack picked the wrong show to show back up for and P.G. is adding a bit more production to his recap segment. Plus he’s stretching the concept of fair use. But hey, blood from a turnip, you know?

    Promo for Podiobooks.com (not by me, promise)

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week
  • Maybe for you, big man
  • I feel like I’m 15
  • I will totally crush this can against my forehead when I’m done
  • Did it take you 2 weeks to discover there was no stereo?
  • I’ve driven Pintos that were better than this car
  • He couldn’t figure out there were two Bs in Debbie
  • The stripper showed up to the birthday party
  • I’m sorry, but those are some unfortunate-looking babies
  • Their idea of being frindly is to not kick your ass
  • I don’t want to be anywhere where you can’t touch yourself
  • The last 10 minutes was “blah blah blah”
  • Honey my ass
  • If it’ll get people there, I’ll kick shit over.

Detailed Show Notes

    This is the “Debbie’s bitch” show. Give this woman some room. We cover her piece of shit car(s), her fucktard ex-husband and being on the wrong side of a hit-and-run. Let’s face it — the chick needs her own reality TV show.  Oh, and to show off pics of her cute grandbaby.

    Then we do our recurring “bitch about Heroes” mantra, but giving Debbie full range since she’s on a roll. These gripes are primarily plot holes and continuity issues. You’d think we’d just stop watching. But then we’d have LESS to bitch about!

    The evils of candy corn. And circus peanuts. Seriously. Not good. Regardless of what Debbie or Sheila might tell you. Just… nasty.

    Jack takes the last part of the show to pimp himself. He’s playing out Friday and Saturday up in Scottsdale. Details on his site. Go see him.

    And no, we weren’t drinking Dale’s Pale Ale during the show. Nope. Not us.

]]> http://evoat11.com/2008/10/evoat11-10-debbies-bitch-show/feed/ 3 Battlestar Galactica,beer,Buck,burnt peanuts,candy corn,circus peanuts,dale's pale ale,deadpan,evian,flickr,ford escape,fucktard Summary - Debbie has a few things she needs to get off her chest. So how about I shut up a bit and let her go? Jack picked the wrong show to show back up for and P.G. is adding a bit more production to his recap segment. Summary Debbie has a few things she needs to get off her chest. So how about I shut up a bit and let her go? Jack picked the wrong show to show back up for and P.G. is adding a bit more production to his recap segment. Plus he's stretching the concept of fair use. But hey, blood from a turnip, you know? Promo for Podiobooks.com (not by me, promise) Choice Bits Apologies for last week Maybe for you, big man I feel like I'm 15 I will totally crush this can against my forehead when I'm done Did it take you 2 weeks to discover there was no stereo? I've driven Pintos that were better than this car He couldn't figure out there were two Bs in Debbie The stripper showed up to the birthday party I'm sorry, but those are some unfortunate-looking babies Their idea of being frindly is to not kick your ass I don't want to be anywhere where you can't touch yourself The last 10 minutes was "blah blah blah" Honey my ass If it'll get people there, I'll kick shit over. Detailed Show Notes This is the "Debbie's bitch" show. Give this woman some room. We cover her piece of shit car(s), her fucktard ex-husband and being on the wrong side of a hit-and-run. Let's face it -- the chick needs her own reality TV show.  Oh, and to show off pics of her cute grandbaby. Then we do our recurring "bitch about Heroes" mantra, but giving Debbie full range since she's on a roll. These gripes are primarily plot holes and continuity issues. You'd think we'd just stop watching. But then we'd have LESS to bitch about! The evils of candy corn. And circus peanuts. Seriously. Not good. Regardless of what Debbie or Sheila might tell you. Just... nasty. Jack takes the last part of the show to pimp himself. He's playing out Friday and Saturday up in Scottsdale. Details on his site. Go see him. And no, we weren't drinking Dale's Pale Ale during the show. Nope. Not us. Evo Terra yes