Hiatus until January
Debbie has flown the coop and Sheila and I are playing catchup. So no new shows until after the first of the year.
Here’s something fitting from xkcd to keep you occupied.
See you soon.
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Avatar update
Number 7
Number 5 revisited
It seems clear to me that number 5 was the front-runner, though someone had an issue with the color scheme. So here is a late submission and number 5 updated. Choose betwixt the two please. Or stay with one of the earlier choices if you feel you must.
Again, I want to start using this for show #50 – though Evo is only posting #45 this week.
Help me decide!
These are the submissions for a new Evo @ 11 avatar. Should we stay with what we have (via Evo himself) or switch to something new? Comment, please. If you think you can come up with something better, have at it. I want a decision in time for show # 50. What do you think?
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
Number 4
Number 5
Number 6
Not much time. I’m being pushy!
Evoat11 37 – You Don’t Know Jack
The alternate title for this episode was “Puppet show and John Managan”.
Choice Bits
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Apologies for last week’s show
P.G. tells you what you missed last week
They want all those kids to get sick
No, that would be the firth of fifth
What is this “we” shit? You got a mouse in your pocket?
You’re stepping on my toes
Post-gun check but pre-drinking
I wanna fuck your livestock like an animal
I do an impersonation of John Denver
My audience is numerically challenged
What does a live pan look like?
The exact opposite of puking is gurgitating
This conversation is very vealing
Is that a verb involving Steve Eley?
Penny beers are worth… pennies
She’s really nice. I’m not sure what to do.
I don’t give a frog’s fat ass what the clock says
Podcast: Download (Duration: 27:51 — 25.5MB)
Evoat11 30 – Evo finally reaches “eleven”
You already know this show tends to be offensive. Well this episode is even more so. As in, really offensive. This is the social media bitch show, and then it sort of spirals out of control. You have been warned.
Where the hell did we get a voicemail from? Where did Brad P. from NJ leave this call? We don’t have a voice mail line! I’m hella confused.
Promo for Love Long and Prosper
Choice Bits
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If it’s not a small dog, someone died on it
One thing: shut the fuck up.
I do believe you’ve finally hit an eleven
120 is the new 140
What the fuck are you people following me for?
Oh, by the way: Satan is my lord
God-awful cinnamon cakes?
Why are you following me, you stupid bitch?
That wasn’t very Xian of you
Can we follow the thread? It’s not that gods damned hard…
Fucking Jack Mangan…
I’m not talking about “The Lesbian Issue”
Tyler said it with a penis, and that was the problem
I can’t even tuck my tits back in there
You put the “tart” in Tartan, Debbie
If you want to go back and offend the lesbians, knock yourselves out
Are you only offensive if you are trying to be offensive?
You don’t go rip her a new asshole. You know why? She’s going to die.
I often try to be offensive
And we can’t call them “lickalottapus”
I’m not sure I’m renewing your contract
Fuck off, shithead
Podcast: Download (Duration: 27:18 — 25.1MB)
Evoat11 27 – THE answer to THE question
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Evoat11 10 – Debbie’s Bitch Show
Summary
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Debbie has a few things she needs to get off her chest. So how about I shut up a bit and let her go? Jack picked the wrong show to show back up for and P.G. is adding a bit more production to his recap segment. Plus he’s stretching the concept of fair use. But hey, blood from a turnip, you know?
Promo for Podiobooks.com (not by me, promise)
Choice Bits
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Apologies for last week
Maybe for you, big man
I feel like I’m 15
I will totally crush this can against my forehead when I’m done
Did it take you 2 weeks to discover there was no stereo?
I’ve driven Pintos that were better than this car
He couldn’t figure out there were two Bs in Debbie
The stripper showed up to the birthday party
I’m sorry, but those are some unfortunate-looking babies
Their idea of being frindly is to not kick your ass
I don’t want to be anywhere where you can’t touch yourself
The last 10 minutes was “blah blah blah”
Honey my ass
If it’ll get people there, I’ll kick shit over.
Podcast: Download (Duration: 31:24 — 28.8MB)