Evo @ 11

We’re back to normal with no studio guests but listen anyway.

Choice Bits

• NJ did a wonderful job of not interrupting, unlike his father.
• Segregated menus in Salt Lake City? Is that legal?
• Air travel tip: Never say bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb. They have no sense of humor.
• Evo can always find the party
• Wigs and Pseudonyms weekend. Follow @love_candis for the play-by-play
• Open mic nights at Yucca Tap Room. Wear your day-drunk jammies and come hang out.
• Sheila wants to be part of the band. Daddy plays bass, Son plays drums, Mama plays?
• Hot Chicks of the 80s weren’t all that hot.
• Which Corey died? Does it matter?

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aaaaand continuing on from the last show because we were just having too much fun. Newbs, go listen to Show 70 first!

More Choice Bits

• How to disrupt a law school class
• NJ drops the ball, good thing he plays hockey
• Time is irrelative
• What isn’t a cult?
• Golf place beer girl cart thing
• More examples of Fucktard’s fuckassery
• No I’m not trained to kill people
• Where were you in 1979?
• The Vietnam War, also known as the Second Indochina War, was a Cold War military conflict that occurred in Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia from September 26, 1959 to April 30, 1975.
• Let’s ask the law student!
• Stop riding your bikes into the street or else
• A little bit extra worth waiting for.

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Special guest is Ruthie and we had such a great time I had to split it into two shows this week. You know how pissy Evo gets when the show is too long. I’ll post the second half tomorrow.

Choice Bits

• Fabulous ass recap
• Too many womens
• No pi party, but we have consolation pie
• Reglittering the glitter couch
• Ruthie the extortionist
• ConCOCKtions
• Monday night at Yucca Tap Room
• Post Nuclear Pillow Fight
• Karaoke is for people who don’t have an outlet musically
• He dances like my father
• Evo’s too fat to fly
• Back to Minnesota
• Guess who’s not going to BaltiCon
• The Evil Cat of Doom

Don’t go too far. I’ll post the rest tomorrow!

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It’s a missed opportunity because none of us remember it was SHOW 69! WTF! ShEvo had a lot to talk about, none of which relates to sex.

Choice Bits

• Happy Birthday Sheila
• Cheerios and wine, new challenges
• Recap of the Jonathan Coulton concert including fender bender
• Recap of the wedding they attended
• Recap of the #evfn issues
• Curling
• Dinner is served, just don’t look at it
• Lee Lee Oriental Supermarket
• We’re all wicked witches!
• Big hair for an 80s band
• Pie Party

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Today’s guest is Dani Cutler, the TSDivaDani of the political podcasting world, plus actual content!

Choice Bits

• Want a rub down or a rub down with a shih-tzu massage?
• Evo confronts Dani about her kinky podcast recommendations.
• Common Sense with Dan Carlin
• Try Bounce Quest, you’ll get addicted.
• Proper Internet commenting guidelines: comment or suggest, don’t lecture.
• Valentines Shmalentines, just another day.
• Match.com to check out your friends?
• Is a side ponytail the new fashion retrend?
• Billboards and car wraps, what’s next?
• Sheila’s OH words of wisdom.
• Review of Ferngully-3D on steroids.
• Make sure you have everything you need before you leave the house, fucker!
• Going to see @JonathanCoulton and @PaulandStorm
• FUCKing CAT!
• Go fuck yourself and send us the video.
• Going to see @bonjovi next Wednesday so we may record early.

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Show notes forthcoming. Sorry, I’m so busy.

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Sheila and I pick on poor Evo’s Dingy all night.

Choice Bits

• Lemurs and lemmings are completely different animals.
• I’ll be working on a Sheila’s Retort bumper
• I’m officially an empty-nester
• Tiny technical difficulties
• The plant isn’t plastic and it’s not that kind of gas
• Lost talk begins again
• What are you doing Super Bowl Sunday?
• Focus on the Family anti-abortion ad vs Gay dating ad
• More there-is-no-God proof
• My old bumper
• Sheila’s tiny topic is Evo’s tiny dingy
• Flasher vs Fucker
• Dangley bits

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Punch drunk from a long day of teaching, none of us should be recording.

Choice Bits

• Introducing Korea (the dog, not the country)
• Debate on swallowing
• Apologies for last week
• Show description
• Finally props to Sheila. Hey! PROPS to SHEILA
  

  What ever happened to crutches?

• Quick review of 1130
• Salmon Caesar Salad is good but WTF are those green things on top?
• Why didn’t I think of that?
• Lemur, sheep, Evo
• Useless Mayoral positions available on FourSquare
• Social Media AZ recap
• CenPhoCamp Recap
• Evosnot
• CampCamp
• Evo talks to the chat room!
• Debbie’s Fucked Up Family Segment
• Why are men afraid of marital aids?

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So Evo is tired of the giggles all the time. What do you think?

Choice Bits

• Evo forgot to start the recording again
• Sheila’s addiction to TV Land

M*A*S*H
Three’s Company
Little Outhouse on the Prairie
Class Reunion

• Screw Jon & Kate, I’ll miss the Plus Eight
• People Magazine
• Implusive vs. Spontaneous

Impulsive: actuated or swayed by emotional or involuntary impulses: an impulsive child.

Spontaneous: coming or resulting from a natural impulse or tendency; without effort or premeditation; natural and unconstrained; unplanned: a spontaneous burst of applause.

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• A cocksucker is a good thing
• VA Medical Center on FourSquare
• #evfn recap and next stop
• Fuck ‘em and feed ‘em fish sticks?
• CenPhoCamp

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We’re joined by Charlie and wife Carolyn. Just proving really smart people can be funny too.

Choice Bits

• Reciprocity.
• You could die but at least you’ll stop smoking.
• Evo was in a frat?
• Try the first beer. Then the second beer.
• Happy Birthday Jack Mangan.
• Hops smelling is the new euphemism for what precisely?
• Happy Birthday Carolyn.
• “Your nose might be a little fatigued.” What’s that a euphemism for?
• NoPantsAZ round two. Yes, we took our pants off in public again. It’s become an annual event.
• Charlie goes to traffic school for not speeding.
• Are you fucking kidding me?
• Evo should never drive again.
• It wasn’t me.
• Charlies wins with his strip-searched by Canada story.
• Bend your knees?
• Carry used hockey gear to avoid traffic tickets.
• The glitter couch needs more glitter.

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