Evo @ 11

Summary

Surprise! We decided to kick out another show for you. Just because we like you. Jack Mangan is the guest. It was supposed to be ‘Jack at 11′, but it turned into a grooming show. Go figure.

Promo for The Seanachai. ‘Cuz Patrick McLean is cool and funny.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• Is this Evo at 22?
• I want to see you in tights
• I’m the Don King of superhero wrestling
• Talk about your box, honey
• Craves bacon, would like to see mother dead
• Special powers of folding toilet paper
• Why does ever show end up with Evo in the toilet?
• I’ve prayed to that toilet god
• Suck the joy right out of it
• It looked like someone had a car crash on his chest

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Podcast: Download (duration: 26:07 — 24.0MB)

Summary

CJ the Mighty Mommy joins us as we talk about… this stuff. Oh, she’s the better half of Dan from show #15.

Oh and it’s really damned noisy outside the studio at Gangplank. Blame Ignite Boulder. You people are friggin’ loud.

Promo for something I can’t hear because of the echo. My ears suck.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• Fire robin? Like burn a bird?
• “It’s time to drink” starts with an F
• This isn’t my mouth. Someone shit in this mouth.
• No, yours are dry and tasteless
• This isn’t the marital spat show
• He never falls asleep during his favorite thing
• Santa was Santa
• I don’t think it’ll be funny, and I don’t think I’ll do it
• Have I ever flirted with you, Evo?
• No one has to get me drunk, I can do it on my own
• It’s one more than 2008

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Podcast: Download (duration: 22:40 — 20.8MB)

Summary

Keith Garner joins us from the blustery north country of Chicago. And we talk all over the damned place, so it’s another one of the “just read the Choice Bits and Keywords” shows.

Debbie snuck in a promo for The Seanachai. I love Patrick’s show, so I’ll not bitch too much.

Choice Bits

• P.G. tells you what he learned on last week’s show.

• Fuck balance when you’re drinking an IPA
• Why isn’t every one in Phoenix skinny?
• She’s really good about closing the barn door since the horse escaped
• Who the hell is Ms. O’Leary?
• I want to be the hog butcher to the world
• I almost got run over by Roger Ebert once
• The last one that quit me was because of something I said to Evo
• Bang your wife for seven days straight
• Banging is what I would like to do, but he would like to promote intimacy
• He’s sleeping with your daughter, so he just wants to see where it came from
• You see how shitty of a job I’m doing
• My daughter would be terrified of you
• Evo & Debbie said it sucked, so we fixed it
• He is awesomely sarcastic
• That’s not an addiction, that’s an enjoyment
• Next week’s show will be all about dropping off teenagers
• I almost did it, but I said “Wait… I have a penis”
• I was trying to end the fucking show!

Podcast: Download (duration: 25:55 — 23.8MB)

Summary

A. Kovacs hangs with us, bringing back memories of my trying to control these three chicks (and more) at Dragon*Con. She’s just started podcasting over at Skepchick.org. Nice and fresh. Get the show now before it gets better! Drinking skeptic chicks. What could be better?

Debbie snuck in a promos for Nobilis Erotica. Give her the power to enginer and edit, she’s gonna take it.

Choice Bits

• P.G. and what he learned on last week’s show

• We started drinking at 4:00 this afternoon
• We’ll get back to “naughty”
• I’m relatively certain we don’t have permafrost in Arizona
• You know… my sister’s a glass blower
• I’m going to have to go down to the lobby and have someone unlace me.
• I’m the bitch, she’s the hun
• I know all about your kinks
• How about I give her a staple gun in the calf?
• Get tangled in the sheets and crack your head on the headboard
• It’s so creepy and frackin’ cool at the same time
• Debbie just came
• It’s amazing what they can do when they can take their dentures out
• Would you dry and fluff Kurt Russell
• It would suck to be a 90 year old duck
• What wouldn’t be better with Wesley Crusher?
• The power to bring back your virginity
• Sauce is the magic sauce

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Podcast: Download (duration: 27:13 — 25.0MB)

Summary

Jeff Moriarty hangs out with the cast of fools. And it’s pretty obvious that Debbie is having a BLAST with making new intros. You go, girl!

Choice Bits

• Apologies for the show last week. That was uncalled for.

• P.G. tells you what he learned on last week’s show… and the week before that!
• The funny will be determined later
• He’s a 17 year old going on 94
• That’s a fortune cookie: “Don’t have old children”
• From boutique, to yard sale… and now we’re at take-out
• We’ve talked about prostitutes before
• That had to be a big Italian pissing match
• How does it feel to want?
• Most podcasts suck
• Well no, I’m still a man…
• It’s quite rude to call our guest lame
• I’ve decided I’m becoming and anti-Santite
• I had you at “Ho ho ho”
• Where do the mutant penguins live?
• Her ovaries went “ding”?
• If something goes wrong, I’m going to need one of your kidneys

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Podcast: Download (duration: 26:28 — 24.3MB)

Summary

Hey! It’s a new even cooler intro! Look at Debbie flexing her engineering skills…

Dan Feierabend from the Love Long and Prosper (and married to The Mighty Mommy) stops by to talk about his upcoming Danthol.com thing. Sheila’s extra bitchy at poor me (Debbie wrote that) and we discuss our her Black Friday plans.

And if you’d like to be on the show, check the Show Calendar for what’s happening here and other shows recorded at Gangplank HQ

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show
• Apologies for P.G., since he has no recap of said last week’s show
• Didn’t Evo used to podcast?
• His rap name is Red Headed Whiteboy
• Don’t spoil the bit!
• I like being locked in… and tied up
• Note to self: pay Debbie
• You’re talking about necrophilia?
• I’m not going to risk cancer just so I can get a piece of ass
• Can’t I just take a coat hanger and jam it down in there?
• You know we don’t have any money this year, don’t you?
• I’m enjoying rocking the mic with the pantyhose
• I’m gong to go register quickanddirtypantyhose.com
• You had me at “porn”

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Podcast: Download (duration: 23:05 — 21.2MB)

Summary

I’m finally back from traveling. We’ll cover that, plus the stuff that happened here while I was gone. Don’t travel. Ever.

Debbie slid in a promo for Dean Haglund’s show. Wonder if you’ll know why?

Choice Bits

• The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.

• You were actually able to turn it on?
• You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
• So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
• If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
• You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
• But that’s a place where people piss!
• Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
• Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
• You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
• I think you’re finally hitting eleven

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Podcast: Download (duration: 24:39 — 22.6MB)

Summary

Here I am for lucky show 13. No. Wait. I’m not there. It’s an all girl show. Which would be about as hot as it sounds. Sally Strebel joins Debbie and Sheila. And when the mouse is away… insert a pussy joke here.

No promos, but the pimped the hell out of Best Party Ever!

Choice Bits

• No, what I meant was what’s the best party EVAR?!?

• P.G. recaps the last show. And no, I didn’t put this out of sequence… Debbie did.
• I think I might be schizo
• When I turn on Hanna Montana…
• You gotta have a good belt song
• I usta could do that
• He likes to get naked
• This car that I just got… it’s a mellow car
• I am not short, I am average
• Were you laying out and editing at the same time?
• I try not to take my laptop out with the suntan lotion and the pool

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Podcast: Download (duration: 24:15 — 22.3MB)

Summary

Podcasting legend CC Chapman joins us this week to drink beer and use his potty mouth. Two things he can’t do on Accident Hash or Managing the Gray. We rule.

Oh shit. I forgot to apologize for last week, and to preface P.G.’s recap. Which is extra hawsome this week.

Oh, and this is the last promo you’ll hear for Podcamp AZ. It’s the first weekend of November, and we’ll likely not put out a show after this, yet before that. So come, dammit!

Choice Bits

• When do we open the beer?
• We’re more into the ‘drinking’ thing than the ‘toasting’ thing
• Hey, dammit, this show is about me!
• Sheila, people in the chat room would like you to lean forward
• If you’ve had a couple drinks, you have to stop and think: Am I an innie, or an outie?
• It’s hard to have an audio recording in a toilet stall
• If you’re touching your junk, do not touch your phone
• I am the luckiest woman in the world
• Eventually they’ll have an automatic bidet
• Someone in my family is going to need to be in front of a jury
• You know how them cowboys like to drink
• Do you guys live in the middle of Footloose or something?
• I’ve had enough Strongbow that I wanna keep talking

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Podcast: Download (duration: 26:51 — 24.6MB)

Summary

Clintus McGintus joins us on this weeks show. And wow, is this all over the place. Just read the Choice Bits and look at the keywords. Not enough coherence from topic to topic to easily generate Detailed Show Notes. I blame Clintus and Sheila.

Evo wants more beer. Sheila still wants more podcast recommendations. Debbie needs a car. Help with one or all of those. Please?

Promos played: Podcamp AZ

Beer consumed: Shannon Farrell’s Imperial IPA

Oh, and we now have a promo. It’ll change often. Look in the sidebar. And play it on your show.

Choice Bits

• Debbie apologies for last week
• P.G. recaps last week Or just nabs the funny bits. Funny extract? Distilled humor?
• You don’t know, Clintus, because you don’t listen to our show.
• Karma is a bitch
• I am going to cripple myself so there’s no way she can kill me
• You actually keep screwing up my game
• Fuck the environment
• I want to be able to beat my children
• If you buy me this gun, I’ll give you this car I just stole
• Don’t burn your toast in the bathtub
• Why is it whenever we talk about stupid people, they have an accent?
• I know a guy who started a polyamory club
• You got some weird friends, man
• Did you want to announce your divorce now, on the show?

Podcast: Download (duration: 38:22 — 35.2MB)