Evo @ 11

aaaaand continuing on from the last show because we were just having too much fun. Newbs, go listen to Show 70 first!

More Choice Bits

• How to disrupt a law school class
• NJ drops the ball, good thing he plays hockey
• Time is irrelative
• What isn’t a cult?
• Golf place beer girl cart thing
• More examples of Fucktard’s fuckassery
• No I’m not trained to kill people
• Where were you in 1979?
• The Vietnam War, also known as the Second Indochina War, was a Cold War military conflict that occurred in Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia from September 26, 1959 to April 30, 1975.
• Let’s ask the law student!
• Stop riding your bikes into the street or else
• A little bit extra worth waiting for.

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Special guest is Ruthie and we had such a great time I had to split it into two shows this week. You know how pissy Evo gets when the show is too long. I’ll post the second half tomorrow.

Choice Bits

• Fabulous ass recap
• Too many womens
• No pi party, but we have consolation pie
• Reglittering the glitter couch
• Ruthie the extortionist
• ConCOCKtions
• Monday night at Yucca Tap Room
• Post Nuclear Pillow Fight
• Karaoke is for people who don’t have an outlet musically
• He dances like my father
• Evo’s too fat to fly
• Back to Minnesota
• Guess who’s not going to BaltiCon
• The Evil Cat of Doom

Don’t go too far. I’ll post the rest tomorrow!

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It’s a missed opportunity because none of us remember it was SHOW 69! WTF! ShEvo had a lot to talk about, none of which relates to sex.

Choice Bits

• Happy Birthday Sheila
• Cheerios and wine, new challenges
• Recap of the Jonathan Coulton concert including fender bender
• Recap of the wedding they attended
• Recap of the #evfn issues
• Curling
• Dinner is served, just don’t look at it
• Lee Lee Oriental Supermarket
• We’re all wicked witches!
• Big hair for an 80s band
• Pie Party

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Today’s guest is Dani Cutler, the TSDivaDani of the political podcasting world, plus actual content!

Choice Bits

• Want a rub down or a rub down with a shih-tzu massage?
• Evo confronts Dani about her kinky podcast recommendations.
• Common Sense with Dan Carlin
• Try Bounce Quest, you’ll get addicted.
• Proper Internet commenting guidelines: comment or suggest, don’t lecture.
• Valentines Shmalentines, just another day.
• Match.com to check out your friends?
• Is a side ponytail the new fashion retrend?
• Billboards and car wraps, what’s next?
• Sheila’s OH words of wisdom.
• Review of Ferngully-3D on steroids.
• Make sure you have everything you need before you leave the house, fucker!
• Going to see @JonathanCoulton and @PaulandStorm
• FUCKing CAT!
• Go fuck yourself and send us the video.
• Going to see @bonjovi next Wednesday so we may record early.

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Show notes forthcoming. Sorry, I’m so busy.

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Sheila and I pick on poor Evo’s Dingy all night.

Choice Bits

• Lemurs and lemmings are completely different animals.
• I’ll be working on a Sheila’s Retort bumper
• I’m officially an empty-nester
• Tiny technical difficulties
• The plant isn’t plastic and it’s not that kind of gas
• Lost talk begins again
• What are you doing Super Bowl Sunday?
• Focus on the Family anti-abortion ad vs Gay dating ad
• More there-is-no-God proof
• My old bumper
• Sheila’s tiny topic is Evo’s tiny dingy
• Flasher vs Fucker
• Dangley bits

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Punch drunk from a long day of teaching, none of us should be recording.

Choice Bits

• Introducing Korea (the dog, not the country)
• Debate on swallowing
• Apologies for last week
• Show description
• Finally props to Sheila. Hey! PROPS to SHEILA
  

  What ever happened to crutches?

• Quick review of 1130
• Salmon Caesar Salad is good but WTF are those green things on top?
• Why didn’t I think of that?
• Lemur, sheep, Evo
• Useless Mayoral positions available on FourSquare
• Social Media AZ recap
• CenPhoCamp Recap
• Evosnot
• CampCamp
• Evo talks to the chat room!
• Debbie’s Fucked Up Family Segment
• Why are men afraid of marital aids?

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So Evo is tired of the giggles all the time. What do you think?

Choice Bits

• Evo forgot to start the recording again
• Sheila’s addiction to TV Land

M*A*S*H
Three’s Company
Little Outhouse on the Prairie
Class Reunion

• Screw Jon & Kate, I’ll miss the Plus Eight
• People Magazine
• Implusive vs. Spontaneous

Impulsive: actuated or swayed by emotional or involuntary impulses: an impulsive child.

Spontaneous: coming or resulting from a natural impulse or tendency; without effort or premeditation; natural and unconstrained; unplanned: a spontaneous burst of applause.

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• A cocksucker is a good thing
• VA Medical Center on FourSquare
• #evfn recap and next stop
• Fuck ‘em and feed ‘em fish sticks?
• CenPhoCamp

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We’re joined by Charlie and wife Carolyn. Just proving really smart people can be funny too.

Choice Bits

• Reciprocity.
• You could die but at least you’ll stop smoking.
• Evo was in a frat?
• Try the first beer. Then the second beer.
• Happy Birthday Jack Mangan.
• Hops smelling is the new euphemism for what precisely?
• Happy Birthday Carolyn.
• “Your nose might be a little fatigued.” What’s that a euphemism for?
• NoPantsAZ round two. Yes, we took our pants off in public again. It’s become an annual event.
• Charlie goes to traffic school for not speeding.
• Are you fucking kidding me?
• Evo should never drive again.
• It wasn’t me.
• Charlies wins with his strip-searched by Canada story.
• Bend your knees?
• Carry used hockey gear to avoid traffic tickets.
• The glitter couch needs more glitter.

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After a month off and a few technical difficulties, we’re back in business. Visited by esteemed podcasters Paul Fischer, Martha Halloway, and Darth Bon Bon we while away the last day of 2009 talking for you.

Choice Bits

There’s a blue moon tonight
Do NOT listen to our show on Sundays
My December recap
Houston being a part of Texas automatically sucks
West Texas cops suck too
Surprise, 2ndSon got married today
Paul turns into Martha
Attack of the Skittles Speckles
Paul and Martha’s excuses for not podcasting
NJ now wants to be a cellist
Are we back to normal?
ImprovAZ mp3 Experiment
End of the 2000s

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