Evoat11 30 – Evo finally reaches “eleven”

You already know this show tends to be offensive. Well this episode is even more so. As in, really offensive. This is the social media bitch show, and then it sort of spirals out of control. You have been warned.

Where the hell did we get a voicemail from? Where did Brad P. from NJ leave this call? We don’t have a voice mail line! I’m hella confused.

Promo for Love Long and Prosper

Choice Bits

  • If it’s not a small dog, someone died on it

  • One thing: shut the fuck up.
  • I do believe you’ve finally hit an eleven
  • 120 is the new 140
  • What the fuck are you people following me for?
  • Oh, by the way: Satan is my lord
  • God-awful cinnamon cakes?
  • Why are you following me, you stupid bitch?
  • That wasn’t very Xian of you
  • Can we follow the thread? It’s not that gods damned hard…
  • Fucking Jack Mangan
  • I’m not talking about “The Lesbian Issue”
  • Tyler said it with a penis, and that was the problem
  • I can’t even tuck my tits back in there
  • You put the “tart” in Tartan, Debbie
  • If you want to go back and offend the lesbians, knock yourselves out
  • Are you only offensive if you are trying to be offensive?
  • You don’t go rip her a new asshole. You know why? She’s going to die.
  • I often try to be offensive
  • And we can’t call them “lickalottapus”
  • I’m not sure I’m renewing your contract
  • Fuck off, shithead

4 comments.

  1. Nobody puts Debbie in the corner.

  2. I agree with Tyler, Sheila, and Debbie that dressing in a way that is feminine, but not necessarily girly, is good. When I was in high school and college, I wore jeans and T-shirts most of the time because it was easy and convenient. I think I must have been repressing a desire to look feminine, because that desire found an outlet in my anime cosplay outfits, almost all of which feature either a dress or a skirt. On the other hand, now that I’m in the professional world, I wear skirts often, and I like them a lot.

  3. Just a quick info about the whole facebook/twitter copying thing… can read whole thing or just the first paragraph but some info/insight.

    http://www.techcrunchit.com/2009/03/22/please-stand-by/

  4. Fantastic! Totally pansy move turning my comments off, by the way. I did turn them back on after I found my balls again.

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