Evo @ 11

Summary

Scott Sigler joins the crew! The Future Dark Overlord himself! He’s doing a book tour for Contagious and rolled through Phoenix. This is probably the only interview he’ll be on where he doesn’t spend the whole time pimping his book.

Love the new intro! All hail Debbie, for she is the keeper of audio production for Evo at 11!

Choice Bits

• We have special fridge for beer like yours: it’s the “crap” fridge
• I got fucked by Audacity and I didn’t even cum
• That’s a lot of shackin’ going on
• I’m going to get the belt
• Satan’s 101 Ways to Manage Your Child
• I’m gonna get that damned belt if you don’t sit down (It went to 11)
• Do not piss in the corner of my living room (A perfect 10)
• So then I started swinging from Kansas
• She pulls out the The Damma Gelta Phi pledge paddle…
• He was poking holes in the roof of the rental car
• He threw a potato at him from across the room
• You got your face rubbed in piss?
• You have a mascot in the dining room that manages to offend two cultures at once
• I’m on day 1, got four hours of sleep, I can’t go wrong
• It’s just a romping good time in a horror flick
• There’s a lot of Roman numerals
• I hope his coffin is lined with real Corinthian leather
• You’re halfway to a great porno if you have a midget
• I’m kinda interested in the Total Hofomoration
• I’ve seen pictures of my cousin making a traveshamockery of himself
• Those are not inauguration parties, they are Scott Sigler preview parties
• It takes a hundred nos to get a ho

Detailed Show Notes

Sheila’s looking for ways to keep children in line. Or perhaps me in line? Maybe she shouldn’t watch so many commercials? Or maybe she just shouldn’t look for Sigler and I to give opinions. Which leads to a funny story of me beating my kid. Almost as funny as Scott’s story from his singular ass whopping.

I took Scott to Chino Bandito. A cultural icon of Phoenix. If you haven’t been; go. Required. And I think Scott has recovered from gastrointestinal distress finally. But it did make for an interesting, if not gassy, book reading later that evening.

Trials and tribulations of the book tour and getting hornswaggled by his publisher. And he’s a fan of Saw and knows way too much about it. Guess that’s how he got the gig blogging Horror flicks for AMC TV.

Ricardo Montalban died. Which leads us to a discusion of Fantasy Island, a Planet of the Apes sequel and the Love Boat. We’re nothing if not nostalgic.

And finally, Scott verifies that Soupbone will throw a party again at Dragon*Con. The title will be Pimps & Hoes III: Soupbone Returns. Bring a spare liver.

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