Latest shows below, if you must.
Summary
Choice Bits
The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.
You were actually able to turn it on?
You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
But that’s a place where people piss!
Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
I think you’re finally hitting eleven
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Posted by evo at 5:43 pm on November 12th, 2008. No comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: airports, anne mccaffrey, astronauts, bathroom, beer, Blazing Saddles, catalina, charie the beer guy, coast guard, cub scouts, Dean Haglund, dragoncon, evfn, flight attendant, florida, frog legs, gators, karaoke, kermit the frog, london, Lone Gunman, Lost, magic johnson, mobile phone, NAR, NAR2008, orlando, Orlando Brewing Company, outer space, phil plait, realtors, Reign of Fire, sandals, stewardess, the moon, toilet cast, ugly ducks, Vegas.
Summary
Here I am for lucky show 13. No. Wait. I’m not there. It’s an all girl show. Which would be about as hot as it sounds. Sally Strebel joins Debbie and Sheila. And when the mouse is away… insert a pussy joke here.
No promos, but the pimped the hell out of Best Party Ever!
Choice Bits
No, what I meant was what’s the best party EVAR?!?
P.G. recaps the last show. And no, I didn’t put this out of sequence… Debbie did.
I think I might be schizo
When I turn on Hanna Montana…
You gotta have a good belt song
I usta could do that
He likes to get naked
This car that I just got… it’s a mellow car
I am not short, I am average
Were you laying out and editing at the same time?
I try not to take my laptop out with the suntan lotion and the pool
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Posted by evo at 7:08 pm on November 5th, 2008. 4 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: accident, aquabats, bachelorette party, Best party ever, brian shaler, carly simon, dragoncon, editing, gasket, george hrab, grilling, hanna montana, johnny cash, laptop, las vegas, laurel k hamilton, molly shannon, pajamas, parties, party bus, party planning, podcampaz, pool, prince, short genes, short women, squats, steak, suntan, traffic, vegetarian.
Summary
Podcasting legend CC Chapman joins us this week to drink beer and use his potty mouth. Two things he can’t do on Accident Hash or Managing the Gray. We rule.
Oh shit. I forgot to apologize for last week, and to preface P.G.’s recap. Which is extra hawsome this week.
Oh, and this is the last promo you’ll hear for Podcamp AZ. It’s the first weekend of November, and we’ll likely not put out a show after this, yet before that. So come, dammit!
Choice Bits
When do we open the beer?
We’re more into the ‘drinking’ thing than the ‘toasting’ thing
Hey, dammit, this show is about me!
Sheila, people in the chat room would like you to lean forward
If you’ve had a couple drinks, you have to stop and think: Am I an innie, or an outie?
It’s hard to have an audio recording in a toilet stall
If you’re touching your junk, do not touch your phone
I am the luckiest woman in the world
Eventually they’ll have an automatic bidet
Someone in my family is going to need to be in front of a jury
You know how them cowboys like to drink
Do you guys live in the middle of Footloose or something?
I’ve had enough Strongbow that I wanna keep talking
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Posted by evo at 6:22 pm on October 22nd, 2008. 5 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: arizona, automatic toilets, beer, boston, cc chapman, cell phones, corpse, dale's pale ale, dan klass, dave slusher, douglas welch, dragoncon, dui, evil genius chronicles, gangplank, gary vaynerchuck, golf course, hockey, humidity, in our time, johnny depp, jury duty, kevin bacon, kurt russell, light rail, marketing professionals digital marketing mixer, much to do about nothing, oskar blues, paul newman, Phoenix, photography, podcasting, pool, suburbia, the digital story, tips from the top floor, wine, winter grass.
Summary
Clintus McGintus joins us on this weeks show. And wow, is this all over the place. Just read the Choice Bits and look at the keywords. Not enough coherence from topic to topic to easily generate Detailed Show Notes. I blame Clintus and Sheila.
Evo wants more beer. Sheila still wants more podcast recommendations. Debbie needs a car. Help with one or all of those. Please?
Promos played: Podcamp AZ
Beer consumed: Shannon Farrell’s Imperial IPA
Oh, and we now have a promo. It’ll change often. Look in the sidebar. And play it on your show.
Choice Bits
Debbie apologies for last week
P.G. recaps last week Or just nabs the funny bits. Funny extract? Distilled humor?
You don’t know, Clintus, because you don’t listen to our show.
Karma is a bitch
I am going to cripple myself so there’s no way she can kill me
You actually keep screwing up my game
Fuck the environment
I want to be able to beat my children
If you buy me this gun, I’ll give you this car I just stole
Don’t burn your toast in the bathtub
Why is it whenever we talk about stupid people, they have an accent?
I know a guy who started a polyamory club
You got some weird friends, man
Did you want to announce your divorce now, on the show?
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Posted by evo at 10:17 pm on October 15th, 2008. 3 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: alcohol, arizona michigan, atf, billboards, bus, camping, carpool, child abuse, crazy people, darwin awards, double nickel, dragoncon, drinking game, facebook, fights, flickr, flux, fuel economy, google calendar, gun, hybrid, ical, inbreeding, ipod, jail, karma, kids, killer bunnies, los angeles, magic fridge, marriage, oklahoma, politicians, public transportation, ribbon campaigns, san francisco, sex, snake bites, social media, speed camera, speeding, texas, twitter, uat, video blogger, whole foods, zombie flux.
Summary
Debbie has a few things she needs to get off her chest. So how about I shut up a bit and let her go? Jack picked the wrong show to show back up for and P.G. is adding a bit more production to his recap segment. Plus he’s stretching the concept of fair use. But hey, blood from a turnip, you know?
Promo for Podiobooks.com (not by me, promise)
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week
Maybe for you, big man
I feel like I’m 15
I will totally crush this can against my forehead when I’m done
Did it take you 2 weeks to discover there was no stereo?
I’ve driven Pintos that were better than this car
He couldn’t figure out there were two Bs in Debbie
The stripper showed up to the birthday party
I’m sorry, but those are some unfortunate-looking babies
Their idea of being frindly is to not kick your ass
I don’t want to be anywhere where you can’t touch yourself
The last 10 minutes was “blah blah blah”
Honey my ass
If it’ll get people there, I’ll kick shit over.
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Posted by evo at 10:10 pm on October 8th, 2008. 3 comments... »
Categories: Uncategorized. Tags: battelstar galactica, beer, buck, burnt peanuts, candy corn, circus peanuts, dale's pale ale, deadpan, evian, flickr, ford escape, fucktard, granddaughter, heroes, hit and run, indian corn, jack mangan, kiera, land rover, lucky charms, masturbation, mexico, mike's hard lemonade, reality tv, star wars, the dukes of hazzard.
Summary
Choice Bits
- Apologies for last week
- I’m too tall to be on Willow.
- Shave the cheerleader, shave the world.
- Bring Fuck You Dome up, please.
- I will open a beer. We’ll see who wins.
- Maybe you should read that Podcasting for Dummies book.
- I was trying to be nice and say thank you, and now you’ve ruined it.
- He won’t shut up tonight, will he?
- You’re a fucking baby
- I’m gonna bring “sensical” back.
- And to think we don’t have alcohol in here.
- If you had to pick a name, it would not be “mushy peas”
- They have the best bathrooms
- I don’t want to shit myself on Friday.
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Posted by evo at 8:44 pm on October 1st, 2008. 10 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: alien, beau, beer, bob rivers, bro, children, Churchill's, country, curry, diamondbacks, Dr. Seuss, evfn, football, gangplank, heroes, meth, modesto, npr, ou, pfc, pfn, Podcast, post office, probe, radio, ray stevens, sports, willow, Young Frankenstien.
Summary
Choice Bits
PG recaps last week’s show & Evo apologizes for the same
I might be breaking somewhere around pi.
I was grateful when ‘to be continued’ came on.
Next week he will puke on donuts.
Did you know there was a 5:00 AM?
The best thing about my job is the bathroom.
You can’t duct-tape the children to their desks?
Your just like a guy that gets out of the joint after 30 years.
Eua de molestache
My work job? Me speak good.
Who are you and what have you done with Debbie?
Guys: If you have a Live Journal page, you’re a pussy.
It’s unfortunate you took it that way. Now, shut the fuck up.
Evo is turning me into an asshole!
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Posted by evo at 8:33 pm on September 24th, 2008. 6 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: bitch, boobs, catheters, children, commuting, emo, emote, English, headache, heroes, Lonnie Anderson, moving, NBC, packing, Podcast, Sally Fields, sexy voice, showgirls, sleep, Smokey & The Bandit, spock, strip tease, students, sylar, traffic, voicemail, zombinc.
Summary
No guests this week but that doesn’t stop us. And Evo’s so slow Debbie’s doing the show notes. Don’t expect them to be as amusing but read ‘em anyway, dammit!
Choice bits
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Posted by debbie at 8:02 pm on September 17th, 2008. One comment... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: basement, beauty, bestiality, dragoncon, dragons, dungeons, gangplank, movies, podcamp az, pool, traffic, twitter, ustream, wikipedia.
Summary
Eliza Sea joins the crew… and totally derails the conversation. Seriously. Look at how much ground we cover!
Choice bits
Apologies for last week’s episode
You are not nearly as big of an asshole in person as I thought you would be
You put out a bunch of bullshit
I wear my heart on my face
No more food! No more food!
Baby kangaroo in macaroni & cheese
You found out your cousin is getting married because she posted an ultrasound?
Life is not a cabaret, it’s a fucking circus
My body doesn’t move that way: gracefully
Wonder twin powers, unite!
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Posted by evo at 11:10 am on September 10th, 2008. 4 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: apologies, asshole, beer, belly dancing, bitch, critical thinking, dragoncon, kids today, librarian, mac & cheese, mom, myspace, nachos, protesters, saint, snarky, spontaneous combustion.
Tip from Evo: loads of links in this post. Uncover them for juicy photos.
Summary
We give poor Jack Mangan a hard time for wimping out and going to CopperCon while we had much more fun at Dragon*Con.
Choice Bits
Jack Mangan or David Moldawer?
Sexy, vampire novelist or sexy vampire novelist?
You know what keeps Lou Ferrigno looking young? Gamma rays.
Ringworm con!
Tee Morris: “How many books can I sell before I get to the shower?”
Guests with large upper body dimensions should not ride this ride.
It was like “Killroy was here”, but with boobs.
I can get you to feel me up any time.
She said the “F” word. Probably not the “F” word you are thinking of.
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Posted by evo at 7:46 pm on September 3rd, 2008. 12 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: a, atlanta, beer, boobs, bsg, coppercon, corsets, dale's pale ale, dragoncon, george hrab, pamela gay, phil plait, scifi, scotch, scott sigler, skeptics, soccergirl, tee morris.